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Tees Maar Khan makes me admire Farah Khan (Director) and Shirish Kunder (writer) for how they choose not to take anything seriously, themselves first. But, they are sniggering amongst themselves. It's one thing to laugh at anything and everything from - the umbilical cord to patriotism - and it's a whole other thing NOT TO make us laugh with them. So obnoxious is the film along with its stars Akshay Kumar and Katrina Kaif that the subtle points that Tees Maar Khan seems to make, come across as completely accidental.Read more
Supposedly, the entire film can be looked upon as inspired by After the Fox, but of course Farah Khan denies it and says it's based on Amar Chitra Katha comics. Uhhhh...How can a film be based on Amar Chitra Katha?! The comics are themselves based on stories from mythology and folklore!!
I looked up the 30-second trailers here and was completely disheartened by the one-liners. If this is supposed to pull us into the theaters, I dread the deadpan lines that are waiting to greet me in the feature. An Akshay Kumar film, by definition has to be loud. But, to not even expect good punch-lines makes me want to weep.
But why cry dear, when Sheila is here. Who needs to laugh when all they want you to do is drool, right? Yes, the song has grown on me. But I guess my 'like' doesn't count because I like to hear it more than watch it. But for those of you who are smitten by Sheila's jawani, here goes -
milliblog - "Sheila and Wallah save this Khan from maar"
Dunkdaft - "soundtrack didn't impress me much, but given a absolutely mad fun film, may be it can do better on screen"
music aloud - "7/10"
Apun Ka Choice - "Lacks the spunk"
Bollyspice - "'Badey Dilwala' and the Theme song are by far the highlights on an album full of songs that are good but not "oh my gosh" outstanding"
Bollywood Hungama - "4/5"
- meeta, a part of the audience
As hard as it is to believe, Tees Maar Khan subtly remarks about the state of the country. National treasure being passed on from the administrative authorities to thugs. What else is it, if it is not a commentary, when the same thugs make a mockery of the law and order system - standing smack in the middle of a courtroom? All this by a "con artist" pulling off a heist almost as if he has the blessings of the police. Trying to make sense out of the non-stop chaos that the rest of the film is, these subtleties may seem like accidents. But, you have to give this one to them. Using a village full of village fools as representatives, the filmmakers are certainly pointing a big fat finger at us, the audience who laps up this stuff in the name of masala.
I didn't grow up watching Keislowski and Fellini. Far from it. I was brought up to love masala-makers turned filmmakers. I laughed and cried with the actors and the characters they played. Then too, it was a world ruled by stars. But now I laugh with contempt and weep at only one person - me. A part of the audience.
How and when did definition of masala entertainment change from a coherent story to a broadly set-up plot strung together with the most plainly written sub-sequences? When did strong romantic undercurrent transform into Sheila romancing her own jawaani or the hero overtly and superficially caring about her modesty? The only thing that seems to have come through the decades is the random breaking into song and dance. Oh well, Jai Ho?
I agree Katrina Kaif played the annoying bimbo to perfection, but then, was it acting at all? I don't mean this as an insult, I just question her choice of a role. I cannot even bring myself to comment on Akshay Kumar's loud utterances of words that seem to be getting at a sentence. Because most of the time, he's either saying "ta...f ki izzat ..something..tees maar khan...something..." or is just narrating what's going to happen in the story in the next 20 minutes.
Incidentally the word "tawaif" (haaaw, I said it!) is beeped out as per censor requirements. And I think Farah Khan has the last laugh on this one because what we end up hearing is "beeeep..f..ki izzat..." That one cracked me up. And a couple of other jokes.
I know you are supposed to laugh at the silliness. But I demand that the silliness be funny not lame. I'd like to respect the woman (Farah) for making a film, it's a difficult process, I admit. But, I'd like a little respect in return, for my sense and sensibility.
- meeta, a part of the audience
Thumbs up, by Stefan S, A Nutshell Review : ... Tees Maar Khan screams Fun with a capital F right from the start, with very deliberate over-acting, an audacious plot and over the top presentation that makes it the right film to end this season with plenty of laughs and a reminder not to take everything so seriously.... full review
Thumbs up, by Taran Adarsh, Bollywood Hungama : ...Akshay Kumar dominates the proceedings, as always. The requirement of the role was, he has to be loud and hammy and it works well here. ... full review
Thumbs up, by Kakoli Mukherjee, fullhyd.com : ...The jokes, PJs et al, don't seem far-fetched on him, and his hilarious pelvic thrusts and spoofing of Anil Kapoor's Jai Ho act provide the funniest moments in the film.... full review
Thumbs up, by Subhash K Jha, Now Running.com : ...The supporting actors too furnish the hectic hilarity with enormous zaniness. Particularly notable are Aarya Babbar (fully in form as a boorish slightly dimwitted cop), Apara Mehta (endearingly nutty as Akshay's filmy mother) and Ali Asgar (as one of Akshay's sidekicks).... full review
So-So, by Naresh Kumar Deoshi, Apun Ka Choice : ...Logic be damned! It’s the flair with which the gags are unleashed that matters. And the humour, though not of the thigh-slapper potency, does work in the first half. But as the post-intermission reels are unspooled, the pace slackens and the viewers break into a collective fit of yawns. ... full review
So-So, by Beth, Beth Loves Bollywood : ...Overall, though, I enjoyed myself sufficiently, giggled a lot, cackled here and there, and was truly in love with the bright but coherent colors in the sets and costumes. ... full review
So-So, by Somak, Gomolo.in : ...Katrina has never acted in any movie nor do her dialog-throwing have that perfect Indian feel. But, her major point is that to snatch eyeballs, she doesn't need any acting shit.... full review
So-So, by Komal Nahta, koimoi : ...the classes would disapprove of the loud and often crazy drama but the jokes would hold appeal for them; on the other hand, the masses may be more receptive to the loud and often crude drama but they would not be able to comprehend several jokes.... full review
So-So, MyReviews : ...Sheila Ki Jawani.. song is electrifying, thanks to Katrina’s charm, and choreography is extremely good and the song Wallah Re Wallah... is also good enough to catch your attention for few reasons.... full review
Thumbs down, by Shaz, Best Of Bollywood : ...The script is by Mrs. Khan’s husband Shirish Kunder who is also the Editor, gives background score and even composes the title track! A talented Renaissance man he’s not because all those things suck! His script, especially, is a meandering, unconvincing mess. Complementing this is Farah Khan’s direction which tests viewer’s patience with it’s alarming ineptness.... full review
Thumbs down, by Baradwaj Rangan, Blogical Conclusion, The New Sunday Express : ...Every film she makes, she throws herself a celebration. With her dizzying array of intimate insider-contacts, she has to barely pick up the phone and stars descend on her sets in twinkling droves. Perhaps she’s the real Tees Maar Khan, the conwoman who’s just made off with a couple of precious hours of our lives – and after making us pay for this privilege.... full review
Thumbs down, by Deepa Gahlot, Film Impressions : ...Based on Vittorio de Sica’s Peter Sellers-starrer After the Fox, which had a script by Neil Simon, the uproarious comedy that is created when con man recruits an aging star and organizes a fake shoot to pull off a heist, is turned into a overdone, noisy farce in Tees Maar Khan.... full review
Thumbs down, by Mayank Shekhar, Hindustan Times : ...The script is still one that prolific Priyadarshan would have merrily plagiarised for Christmas -- among over two-dozen films he’s done in less than a decade. Akshay Kumar would’ve been the hero, as usual. The fuss wouldn’t have been the same. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Rajeev Masand, IBN Live : ...the film’s first hour races by briskly thanks to breakneck pacing, and at least two energetically choreographed dance numbers. But by the time you’ve settled into your seat post intermission, the screenplay begins to come apart. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Shubhra Gupta, indian express : ...‘Tees Maar Khan’ will go down as the movie which got her to Kaif to say ‘lakhtey jigar’. No, really. And when she goes` nahiiiiiiin’, in classic Hindi filmy heroine pose, she makes you laugh. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Sanjukta Sharma, Live Mint : ...Kumar has nothing to show that he has not shown in all his films. He tries hard to pass off throbbing veins caused by excessive strain on his vocal chords and muscles look like acting.... full review
Thumbs down, by Ankit Ojha, Planet Bollywood : ...Akshay Khanna made me cry; not at how amazing his performance was, but at the fact that such a gifted performer chose such a hideous role like this... full review
Thumbs down, by Khalid Mohamed, Review and views uncensored : ...Finally, everyone involved in Tees Maar Khan wins an Oscar-like award.The audience deserves one, too, for surviving the show.... full review
Thumbs down, by Janhvi Patel, StarBoxOffice : ...At the end of the film, each member of the film’s cast and crew is introduced and gets an ‘Oscar’ award. Tees Maar Khan will not even win at the Filmfare Awards next year though its prospects look bright at the recently launched Annual Ghanta Awards!... full review
Thumbs down, The Friday Freak : ...The director has made an attempt to steer clear of controversy, by using neutral colored flags during the great train robbery and such, but let me tell you, never in filmed cinema has such a blatant insult of anything ever mounted.... full review
Thumbs down, by filmbear, Upper Stall : ...Akshaye Khanna essays the only fun part in the film. He's the only one who seems to have understood Farah Khan's only instruction to her actors ("be completely over the top") ... full review
vikramsinhnaik: Maths must hv seriously affectd my sense of humour - I ENJOYED TEES MAAR KHAN !!! :-/
urstrulyjeevan: recently i saw ''TEES MAAR KHAN''akki action was marvellous
sweetmalishka: BOLLYWOOD ROCKS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEES MAAR KHAN RELEASED ALL OVER. AWESOME MOVIE!!!!!!!GO CHECK IT OUT.......
Swayampriya: Tees Maar Khan pure timepass and watchable. Both the Akshays were awesome.
sreejagowda: people, please dont believe the review of Tees Maar Khan in Bangalore / Mumbai Mirror. The reviewer anyway hates Farah.Go watch.
shaliniswara: tees maar khan auesome
shaliniswara: best movie....-.....TEES MAAR KHAN
Shahrukhjr: Go and watch tees mar khan (nice movie)
sanmeshajmera: Not twweting from so many days busy on facebook and yesterday gone with frndz to see tees maar khan really a good movie good night
rahulsharma1689: Best film is TEES MAAR KHAN
Pruthvi321: Tees maar khan... rocks!!!!!
NADANNATHU: tees maar khan is really good movie
me__ShaRad: Tees Maar Khan awesome ..like ice cream with hot chocolate sauce ! Watch ..must watch, watch it now ..its a happy pill #bollywood #love
LivLifePariStyl: Tees Mar Khan.. <3 Best movie of the year!
littylithin: Tees mar khan and farah khan hit baba hit...........
kinngsid: watchd tees maar khan i liked it specially akshay khanna was fab n d muvi...go 4 it guys dont listen 2 others....
katrinaisbest: east or west tees maar khan + katrinakaif is best
karshu2: Wow what a damn brilliance masterpiece movie Tees Maar Khan! @TheFarahKhan
iLuvVeloso: TEES MAAR KHAN WAS AMAZIIIIINGGG
EmjayJooma: TeEs MaAr KhAn.. Movie of the Year, excellent movie.. A must see!
dsmakwana: I saw Tees Maar Khan, I think its good movie to watch once.. Funny movie it is. thanks Farah...
chandmouliman: Watched tees maar khan film.film was nice.but it was some over comedy.with out comedy the film is waste.kat action is poor
bisht021: Tees Maar Khan (TMK), the greatest con artist who lives to rob and robs to live........ nice movi......
BeingChaudhary: Duniya ho gayi divani,don’t dare look for a kahani, Switch off ur mind,coz this movie is all bout “Shiela ki javani”! Tees Maar Khan rocks!
Bawra_man: log kyo tees maar khan ko bkwas kah rahe hain. kya tympas ke liye jokes ka maza nahi liya ja sakta hai.
BastardKeith: Tees Maar Khan is the biggest, funniest, sexiest, goofiest, most relentlessly pleasurable Bollywood picture of the year.
ArvindTalwar: TEES MAR KHAN A GOOD ENTERTAINMENT MUST SEE ONCE
amazingshahid: I just watch tees mar khan my fav director @TheFarahKhan did great job movie is amazing
akanshathakur7: seen tees maar khan......awesome movie....sheila ki jawani roks .......
ahsanchoudhry: Too much drama today - Tees Maar Khan was the perfect remedy ! A perfect end to a, otherwise, lousy weekend. Good night #Twitter ;)
ahsanchoudhry: Tees Maar Khan is a mindless comedy loaded with over-acting, cheap redundant jokes, and no plot whatsoever ! I LOVED IT ! ( @TheFarahKhan )
AayusshVij: watched TEES MAAR KHAN YESTERDAY......................GUD MOVIE....
rajprathapv: Hi just wacheq tees mar khan, story, music, cats character were not impressed, screenplay, akshaykanna were better
kumar_karthik: tees mar khan certainly an average movie,i had lot of expectation after lot of hype waste of money.
farhanfarrukh: Tees Mar Khan TMK by farah khan is an average film 6/10
Debjyoti1995: Watched tees maar khan,it is watchable
ashwinvrgd: I think tees mar khan.........3/5............kahi kahi jagah bore hoti hai........
anishsuthar: Don't watch tees mar khan in theatre rather wait it will come to tv soon in week. Ravan was good movie then this. Aksay khannA was gr8
amisht: Just saw Tees Maar Khan. Not as bad as the reviews made it out to be.
_chetan_: Tees maar khan 0.000000000...1 star and that 1 too only for the song 'sheela ki. ..'
yvssanjay: Watched Tees Maar Khan in Urvashi Cinema, Bangalore along with Datta :-P I did not like the movie and Datta did not like me! It happens raa!
yasar434: Tawaif ki lut-ti izzat shaayad bach jaaye, par Tees Maar Khan ko bachana namumkin hai.
WoMod: Oh brainless mindf*ck... Tees maar khan #fml #facepalm
whattsupdoc: The people who made Tees Maar Khan have no sense of shame! WTF??
waveringthought: TMK (Tees Maar Khan)...my review...to all the people involved...TMK (teri maa ki...)
viva_licious: #TMK movie ka pura plot tha ke stupid movie banao aur janta ka paisa looto... farah & shrish r the REAL TEES MAAR KHAN @kjohar25
vishnujohri: Watched tees mar khan.......total CRAP !
VirtualKik: The missing link in an inane & brain-numbing Tees Maar Khan is clear to see *sigh* #TMK
VikrantSinghvi: Sansani: Tees Mar Khan ne release hone ke Tees Ghante mein dum toda. Sheela ki Jawani nahin hoti to tees minute bhi nahi rah pati.
vedankit: Say no to Tees Maar Khan.. :(
tushar_atp: Tees maar khan is the fake boaring movie faraahajine to paka dala yaar
tina_marina22: Tees maar khan... an awful movie that was just a waste of time,forget money!walked out half way through.. totally annoying
thegobster: Review of tees maar khan: go with a gal who u can make out with cos the makers already fucked you when u bought tickets
TaranaRaja: So Tees maar khan is indeed that bad. Barely made it to the first half. Ridiculous waste of time and money.
swapscosmos: Tees Maar Khan. Why is it a movie? I watched it. #facepalm
surojitdas: One of the worst movies of this year...Tees Maar Khan
surajraghavan: tees maar khan = NONSENSE..
surajkala: If 'Action Replayy' & 'Khatta Meetha' were complete disaster ..than 'Tees Maar Khan' wud mean END OF THE WORLD ... stay away #OverActing
startonomics: Better title for Tees Maar khan ws Teri Maa ki....smeone shud sue Farah for looting audience. Disgusting, Dismal & pathetic movie of the yr.
singhprashant1: TMK (Tees Maar Khan) movie sucks!!!!!
shwetttta: watched Tees Maar Khan. i need anesthesia .
shehrose13: tees maar khan--fucking nonsense ass movie!
shazy2k9: Worst film of the decade i saw.............. Thirty people in night show and all were dead sleeping. Tees Maar khan
shazan_zahid: Tees maar khan ewwwwwwww...... Wat's dis farah? Y did u make it?
ShakthiGalatta: the tourist... better leave soon. tees maar khan... couldn't con anyone!
sgaurav_baghel: Tees Maar Khan...worst movie experience i ever had!!
satishkaushik88: tees mar khan , absolutely flop movie of the year......
saraadamji: We only laugh in tees maar khan, cz its so soooo bad we have to laugh! @TheFarahKhan
saraadamji: Tees maar khan is seriously the worst film made! Sorry farah_huge disappointment, biggest joke of the year! @TheFarahKhan
sandeepyadava: saw tees mar khan in srs cinemas;very poor movie.just a waste of money.
sameera_cmc: Tees baar maar khana per Tees Maar Khan dekhne na jaana
salveswapnil: Saw"Tees Maar Khan"full of falatu movie:( nothing good in d movie except sheila ki jawani song & akshay khanna performance:o
sagvekarabhijit: A big flop of the year......tees maar khan...really disaster.
Sagar_nandal: tees maar khan movie was soo bad.
Ritweeter: Tees Maar Khan can be expressed in 3 words: What the fuck
riti_kash: Tees maar khan- a perfect attempt to show how stupid, meaningless and shallow a film can be...a killer idea to a flop...
rishi_hell: tees maar khan sucks...........
rishij_pune: #tmk tees maar khan,What A movie!!!sheer dissapointment!!unless u spent all d bucks to watch Sheila:Pmy take;d Munni packegae was way Better
renukesh: Tees Maar Khan...one more brainless crap from Akshay. Katrina adds more sour to it with her dumb acting. Except for Sheela, total bakwaas.
rawahk: Bakwas movie hy tees mar khan :@ #fb
rathsukumar: Tees Maar Khan the most pathetic movie of the decade..Farah n her team has beaten Ramu ki Aaag hands down.on a serious note.it was like WTF
raqeebahamed: TEES MAAR KHAN.............MERA VEGA MATH KHA.#TMKSUCKS
rakcapricorn31: khoda pahad nikli chuhiya kya socha tha aur kya nikla tees maar khan is not a good movie
rajsm: does farah khan think that we are all bunch of retards? tees maar khan is horribly the worst movie i saw this year.
rajshekhar75: just watched Tees mar khan,hu wht a stupid movie it was.seems like the dir fooled everyone.
rajnishborah: Tees Maar Khan is an insult to customer sensibilities ...
rajeevdash: Just finished Tees Mar khan..one of the worst movies in last 3/4 years
rajdey: Bollywood lovers-avoid Tees Maar Khan-"bakwas" film; only worth seeing it for Katrina Kaif's Sheila Ki Jawaani song :-)
Prem_Ram: Tees Maar Khan - One of the Most Stupid movie ever seen in my Life. There was comedy, but my god..terrible
Pranit6oo1: Tees mar khan is just disaster movie
pranav8494: What the hell was Tees Maar Khan..... didn't expect this bad from Farah Khan.... yukkk
Pradeep21_B: 'Tees mar khan' not good movie..
pkazi: Avoid Tees maar khan..... Total faltu.. Farhakhan plz stop directing movies..
pjtheprince: the worst film i hav seen my life "tees maar khan". why did Akhsay chachu u hv signed this pic? farah u hav don a grt mistake.
pawanji: kaledipak @TheFarahKhan Tees Maar Khan: 1/5 Pathetic!! Poor Lame jokes u won’t feel like laughing Please don’t waste your time and money
pawanji: pavanmalwade @TheFarahKhan pavanmalwade Tees Maar Khan. - Most Pathetic terrible movie ever watched...Worst movie of the year,no decade!
pavanmalwade: Tees Maar Khan. - Most Pathetic, terrible movie ever watched...Worst movie of the year..no decade!
nursrkbur: TEES MAAR KHAN IS A FLOP MOVIE OF THE YEAR.NO STORY WEAK COMEDY.BAKWAS HAI EKDAM BEKAR.
nottysaint: Tees Maar Khan-Phokat mein mehenga hai....
Nkm6285: i see tees maar khan but floop hai yaar
nizbizz: tees maar khan has made me ill!
navinbajaj: Tees Maar Khan is an insult to the sensibilities of the Hindi film viewers. There should be a system of refunding ticket money in such cases
Naukhaiz: Dont know what to say about 'tees mar khan' - speechless - n then they want public to watch movies in cinema - cheaters!
Nahlululu: Tees Maar Khan is a fucking torture to sit through!!!! I don't know WHAT @TheFarahKhan was thinking when she opted to make it! It's a mess.
muskaan_a: PLEASE DO NOT GO FOR TEES MAAR KHAN...!!! #TMK is a big big disaster happened in 2010..!! DONT spoil ur new year..!!
musheer_khan: Tees Maar Khan is the most pathetic movie i have ever seen in cinema hall. and biggest lie of the year that tmk is comedy film.
monikamanchanda: I wld say dont watch in free too RT @kiranmanral: Okay. It is official. Do not pay hard earned money to watch Tees Maar Khan.
MoneyIshrunk: Tees Maar Khan is rich material for a comedy but the Kunder brothers have sucked the life out it.
MarzBarz91: Yaar tees maar khan is terrible
ManinderJheeta: Tees Maar Khan Dekhna Bhi Bekaar Hai!!
loveableadi: TEES MAAR KHAN WORST MVI OF THE YEAR.
lijindev: spent TWO+ hours for TEES MAAR KHAN. what a damn absurd film. im so liberal ,so i do give 0/10
lavigarcha: Tees maar khan what the shit movie is
Kkartweett: Tawayef ki lutthi izzat bachana aur Tees MAar Khan ko dekhna....dono bekaar hai...
kiranmanral: Okay. It is official. Do not pay hard earned money to watch Tees Maar Khan.
KAMINAMD: TEES MAR KHAN IS NOT A GOOD 1 AGAIN A FLOP I WILL SAY WHERE AS TNS IS GUD 1
kalandrisahoo: Watched Tees Mar Khan, Totally waster of time and money, in the similar lines of Action reply, may be action reply was better than this:(
kahankakhan: best film:My Name is Khan! Had a message and soul yet enjoyable:) worst film:Tees Maar Khan...
jimmykadakia: Tees Maar Khan probably the worst movie of the year, not sure which is worst #TMK or Drona. Though #Sheila Ki Jawani sizzles!
jhabarun: Tawayaf ki lut ti izzat bachana or Tees Maar Khan me sense dhundhna....dono bekaar hai
jerffinerff: Tees Maar Khan was a silly sort of timepass. Didn't live up to Main Hoon Na or Om Shanti Om. :/ Liked two songs aight.
I_Sharat: By the way, Khan o main Khan Tees Maar Khan is a stupid movie. The only thing I liked about the movie is nothing. Oh wait, Shiela ki Jawani
impratikshukla: 'Tees Maar Khan' is an apt title for such a film. It means 'after you watch this, slap yourself 30 times to come back to your senses'
iampradipta: ''Tees Mar Khan is a bogus film, don't watch it''
iamM0HA: Tees Maar Khan the worst film of Farah Khan..
hhardiiik: 30 maar khan suck garbage movie............total waste of time...............
hardikdedhia: Gone to Tees Maar Khan Fully Pakkao Movie Total Waste!!!
GurleenKaur015: How can someone like Tees Maar Khan?? Shit movie it is!
gsk231: But for sheila ki jawani,TMK is Farah ki haiwani.Not just Tees Maar Khan... it is All Maar Khan...a hall mark of mass murder of all viewers.
GhantaGuy: I have seen Tees Maar Khan and lived to tell the tale. #ACyanidePillWouldHaveBeenBetter
filmytown: Tees Maar Khan - Disappoints. First 20 minutes its paisa vasool & includes the Sheela ki jawani song. Later on its loud, dramatic n drags.
drbindu: Just saw Tees Maar Khan- Eeeooowww! It shud b renamed Tees Goli Maar
drashtibuch: The better the song, the more flop is the movie! Tees Mar Khan is just one of the proofs of the same!
DineshCA: what a bakwas movie 'tees mar khan'. Watch only if 'sheila ki jawani' entice you.
dhairya_mk: tees maar khan a total torture #2010memories
deshmukhgaurav: I did expect Tees maar khan to be bad, but it has in it, to go all the way to oscars to win the worst movie award.with due respect to sheila
debsankar1980: Tees Maar Khan - worst movie..Farha, without ShahRukh, you are nothing...bring back ShahRukh..
debasishmisra: Tees Maar Khan. Just watch the song and leave the hall.
cljain: Tees Maar khan. To be Awarded The Worst Movie of 2010. Friends please vote
chiranjiv_13: tees maar khan de most bakwaas muviiiiiiii.....dats all i can say abt it
chandanparsad: Tees Maar Khan movie can be used by Army and police forces to mental Toucher for Terrorist
chaitanya1093: tees maar khan ........................................sabse whaiyad movie i had ever seen....................abe kuch toh story rakhi hoti
catchdr: Tees maar khan....what a ridiculously stupid endeavor by F.khan...Poor Kat had to sell the movie which even she could not with her charms...
cablewala: Never saw a lousier movie than Tees Maar Khan. Meant strictly for kids below 12 and imbeciles. Farah better stick to choreography .
Briondale: Watched Tees Maar Khan.. Idiotic, baseless, plot-less, crappy movie... But the sugar point is Sheila.. She is f'king beautiful.. #TMK
bhargava_fuhrer: Watch tees maar khan.....totally shit....tooo childish acting...plzzz dnt watch
Beyondquotes: Tees maar khan is patheticly pathetic!
beepthefreak: Tees Maar Khan!! I dont have words!! Worst movie ever seen! after Om shanti Om!! :) #epicmahafail
asoneja: tees maar khan is the most stupid movie farah khan can make
asjadnazir: My 2010 high point: Amazing creativity of Love Sex Aur Dhokha low point: Tees Maar Khan. What was your Bollywood high & low point
asifimobh: Tees mar khan flop movie
Asaggi09: Farah Khan should NOT be allowed to make movies EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!! tees maar khan sucked big time!
asadlahory: watchng tees maar khan seems to bakvash film as bjwa said
arghya4rn: Tees Maar Khan Sucks...its a waste...
AratiKrishna: I cannot believe I just watched Tees Maar Khan. Bullshit !
anu91178: Tees Maar Khan: Very enjoyable first half. Second half is unbearable. Overall #fail
anmollllgarg: watched tees maar khan, i will never ever like to watch this movie again.................
ananya_twit: Please don't go for 'tees maar khan' its a bull sheet movie ..............
anandspine: Tees Maar Khan There is no single +ve so can sah even a baf movie is a good review for it dont waste ur time #TMK #medialies
amitkarpe: "Tees maar khan" worst movie. #Bollywood #Flop #Copy
akshatta: So I watched Tees Maar Khan out of joblessness. Turns out being jobless was way better.
AjitKuMarandi: Lovestory 2050 and RGV's AAG are 1000 times better than Tees Maar Khan...
AHSAN_20022: tees maar khan utter crap movie . . . .except sheila ki jawani
abhshey: even repenting won`t help........people will not forget disaster tees maar khan 4 years now......
AbhinaySahu: Two of the most pathetic movie of all time..HOUSEFULL & TEES MAAR KHAN..yukss !!
aatifh: If you have a enemy, now is the perfect time to take the revenge. Take him to the movie Tees maar khan. (via @TauqueerS) #tmk
aaliqg: saw Tees Maar Khan on cinema just nw damn 3 hours boring programe... :-(
123naveensingh: best movie of yhe year goes to Dabangg and worst movie of the year is none other than Tees Maar Khan..
Yay! Thumbs Up, by ali
Yay! Thumbs Up, by polycarbonate sheets
Yay! Thumbs Up, by prabhakardalvi : Advice: Akshaye Khanna saves the film from being banal and keeps you tickled through the film.
Yay! Thumbs Up, by sapphire sourcings
Yay! Thumbs Up, by zarin khan
So-So, by Faisal India : Good One time watch
So-So, by Gallina India
So-So, by Microsoft Office 2010
So-So, by tushar garud
Nay! Thumbs Down, by haulerz99
Nay! Thumbs Down, by kaka
Nay! Thumbs Down, by Movies : not good movie
Nay! Thumbs Down, by Parul : Bakwas movie. Farah Khan does not respect audience intelligence.
Nay! Thumbs Down, by Rishi : BAKWAAAS
Nay! Thumbs Down, by Tees Maar Khan
Nay! Thumbs Down, by Vikramjeet Singh Mann : full bakwaas
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