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Teen Patti

wogma rating: Watch if you have nothing better to do (?)

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Teen Patti is no mind game. It could have been. Had it not folded the game's nuances out of sight or been blind the psyche of the players. A wonderful performance by Amitabh Bachchan and his stooped shoulders can carry only so much weight of the other non-actors.

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Director: Leena Yadav
Running time: 140 minutes
Genres: Thriller
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- meeta, a part of the audience

I've a problem with films that so heavily bank on a particular theme but provide no technical background about it and do not make an attempt to weave it into the main plot. In this case, it’s the game of "Teen Patti" (a reduced form of Poker, I believe). Replace the gambling background with any other field in which the protagonist is an expert and voila we have another film - Fixing of games in sports, organ trade…o-kay I'm getting crude, but you see what I mean. There is absolutely no attempt at showing us how the game or the system around it works. I'm not asking for a lesson, but I should know the writers are actually interested in their film's premise.

Without those details, to me the master plan just looked like peeping into other people's cards and figuring out who has a better hand. Some genius. There is ample attempt at making it look and sound interesting, with rugged and glamorous sets as needed. And with psycho-babble about life, happiness and sundry. But that's all it remains a trial - which did not work.

The only thing which worked is Amitabh Bachchan's acting, but then, when is the last time it didn't? And why would I want to watch a film for that when there are so many other options with the same feature. The rest of the cast including R. Madhavan who usually does a very good job of convincing us of his character, is shudder-inducing.

Anyway, it's not like there are very well-written characters. And this, despite all of them being gray. None of them are outright villainous and they surely don’t aspire to be heroic. They are each given a non-caricature-like distinguishing feature, but this isn't taken any further. No details, no nuances. They did know we are going to take objection to the woman being used only for her form and be treated as more or less brainless.

Thankfully, the team of students who are making careers in gambling aren't shown as professional thugs who get it right from the word go. They try to maintain balance, with each of the team members going wrong in their plans and getting them all in trouble. But it soon becomes a pattern that you can easily see through. And the whole justification of carrying on one silly scheme after the other is pretty bonkers too.

The basic, basic premise is taken from 21. Of course, the makers wanted to feel creative, so the protagonist and the sub-plots are changed around. Too little, in the early, the middle and the latter parts too. Only it gets more and more fragmented and ridiculous as it progresses towards the climax.

There ain't no meat in the concept, the story, or the sub-plots. The only thing that keeps it going from being a complete write-off is Amitabh Bachchan's acting. Is that enough? This once, it doesn't look like it.

- meeta, a part of the audience

32 reviewers(?) - 6 yays 8 so-so 18 nays

Warning: clicking on "full review" will take you to an external website that could contain spoilers.

Thumbs up, by Noyon Jyoti Parasara, AOL INDIA : .... It has some brilliant work from the man behind the camera, Aseem Bajaj. And considering it has been edited by Oscar winner Hughes Winborne, you expect it to be sharp which it is.... full review

Thumbs up, by Martin D' Souza, Glamsham.com : ...TEEN PATTI is riveting and extremely well paced. ... full review

Thumbs up, by Sampurn, real bollywoood : ...Amitabh Bachchan is simply superb as the eccentric professozz... full review

Thumbs up, by Janhvi Patel, StarBoxOffice : ...The movie is a visual treat as the production values and camerawork is top-notch. The special effects are neatly done and the background score enhances the narrative.... full review

Thumbs up, by Nikhat Kazmi, Times of India : ...the film holds as a taut thriller that keeps you glued for most of the screen time.... full review

Thumbs up, by SpiceZee Bureau, ZEENEWS.COM : ...eena Yadav takes us on a thrilling journey to a dark gambling den ... full review

So-So, by Taran Adarsh, Bollywood Hungama : ...The pace gets excruciatingly slow in this hour and also, it tends to get repetitive.... full review

So-So, by Shweta Parande, IBN Live : ...Siddharth Kher and Shraddha Kapoor are likeable as Sid and Apu aka Bonnie and Clyde.... full review

So-So, by Gaurav Malani, indiatimes : ...Cameos by everyone from Jackie Shroff to Ajay Devgan are miserably misused. ... full review

So-So, Movie Talkies : ...the film tends to get repetitive with most of the characters still inhabiting the gambling dens.... full review

So-So, by Subhash K Jha, Now Running.com : ...The plot reveals layer after layer of conspiracy until we come to the core idea.... full review

So-So, by Preeti Arora, Rediff : ...The script is not the only place where the clichés abound. The underground gambling dens are garish and look straight out of Dev D... full review

So-So, SmasHits.com : ...s in all stories, motives are exposed and the darker side of humans revealed.... full review

So-So, by K K Rai, STARDUST : ...Amitabh’s conversation with great scientist Albert Einstein whenever he is alone provides a new insight into Bachchan’s towering performance and convincing power... full review

Thumbs down, by Naresh Kumar Deoshi, Apun Ka Choice : ...Amitabh Bachchan brings a fine balance of gravity and buoyancy to the role.... full review

Thumbs down, by Bobby Sing, Bobby Talks Cinema.com : ...all the thrill, excitement and skills involved in the gamble played with the cards can be found no-where in the movie, which in turn takes away all the charm associated with its tempting title.... full review

Thumbs down, by Roshni Mulchandani, Bolly Spice : ...a lost cause... full review

Thumbs down, by Deepa Gahlot, cinemaah : ...Yadav loses grip on the plot quite soon, and the many little sub-plots she tries to introduce, don’t really add up. ... full review

Thumbs down, by Vivek Syania, Express-oholic : ...Stupid screenplay... full review

Thumbs down, by Deepa Garimella, fullhyd.com : ...While all the performances are good, including that of Madhavan, it is Amitabh Bachchan who actually holds your attention. ... full review

Thumbs down, by Divya Solgama, Gomolo.in : ...Screenplay is superb in first half, but as the second half starts it disappears and we are flooded with many unwanted scenes, especially of the students and their personal life’s.... full review

Thumbs down, by Mayank Shekhar, Hindustan Times : ...This is the most elegantly lit (cinematographer Aseem Bajaj) rendition of pure gibberish that I’ve seen in a while.... full review

Thumbs down, by Lisa Tsering, Hollywood Reporter : ... The quality of the acting varies.... full review

Thumbs down, by Mihir Fadnavis, india.com : ...Leena Yadav's direction is pointedly flamboyant while Aseem Bajaj's camera desperately wants to clone Dev D... full review

Thumbs down, by Saurabh Datar, J.A.M : ...The movie is derailed as the script looses its sense. Logic goes for a toss & so does the audience. ... full review

Thumbs down, by Anupama Chopra, NDTV : ...The actors struggle to make these lines actually mean something. But only Ben Kingsley gets away with his dignity intact. He gets to say, "Gambling is our way of telling the universe that we are a match for it." ... full review

Thumbs down, by Ajit Duara, Open Magazine : ...Teen Patti is a film based on the notion that you can always get away with an idiotic movie idea since most people won’t question the premise of an academic theory... full review

Thumbs down, by Ajit Duara, Open Magazine : ...Teen Patti is a film based on the notion that you can always get away with an idiotic movie idea since most people won’t question the premise of an academic theory... full review

Thumbs down, by Rahul Singh, Passion for Cinema : ...After this director loses the focus and plot becomes convoluted like a spider’s web.... full review

Thumbs down, by Shilpa Jamkhandikar, Reuters : ...The director doesn’t know where to go once the basic plotline is established,... full review

Thumbs down, by Sonia Chopra, Sify Movies : ...Yadav’s narration is high on style, but doesn’t quite articulate the substance... full review

Thumbs down, by Mr Care, Upper Stall : ...It is these touches that are an indication of how much the director is in control, and in this case, it's a dead give away... full review

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15 readers - 9 yays 4 so-so 2 nays

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Want to Watch, by Jessa : awesome.

Yay! Thumbs Up, by Edgar : Amazing

Yay! Thumbs Up, by flor : great movie

Yay! Thumbs Up, by internet marketing services : 80

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Yay! Thumbs Up, by Jude : 98

Yay! Thumbs Up, by leahr : This is truly amazing movie

Yay! Thumbs Up, by Max

Yay! Thumbs Up, by skin tag removal at home : 78

Yay! Thumbs Up, by skin tags : 88

So-So, by gema

So-So, by Gema : this movie was really a great movie review and I can't do anything about it. So that would be so coo

So-So, by iPhone Application : 50

So-So, by Senigallia : 79

Nay! Thumbs Down, by Search : High expectations movie but not a worth of watching it.

Nay! Thumbs Down, by TimELiebe : Amitabh Bachchan & Ben Kingsley Need a BETTER Movie Than This - So Does Shradda Kapoor, Who Shines!

This page has additional observations, other than the ones noted in the main review.

Warning: this section has some details that could distort your experience while watching the movie. I strongly recommend reading this only after you have seen the movie or if you have decided not to see it.

Plot Summary

A genius obsessed by the power of Mathematics, Venkat Subramanyam (Amitabh Bachchan) has a theory that he thinks can change the way the world looks at things. In his attempt to test his theory, he gets involved in a gambling mess that he wanted to keep away from.

What did not

Note: This section simply lists the things that I did not like in this movie. This is not the overall impression about this movie. Please read the full review here

  • Wouldn't it have been lovely if Amitabh Bachchan had at least a tinge of a South Indian accent.
  • The numbers and equations floating around the scenery.
  • Meeta Vashisht's character? Why was it there again? Or for that matter Raima Sen's?
  • The overt signals the entire team was making to each other.

Parental Guidance:

  • Violence: Plentyful gun shots and bloody faces.
  • Language: A little rough at times
  • Nudity & Sexual content: One song with a barely-clad female lead singer. Sequences shot in pubs and road-side bars brewing with characters that are defined by the profanity they spew.
  • Concept: greed for money exemplified by gambling
  • General Look and Feel: Carries an extremely superficial ambience through out.

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So, you mean to say, its not even as good as half the original - 21 - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478087/

@Brajeshwar Actually its not an exact remake of 21, but the base concept comes from there. In any which ways, it is certainly worse than 21, not that 21 was VERY good.

I really thought this movie was gonna be like 21 with Kevin Spacey - the way it started out at least...

With Big B in the movie that bumps the lead actor to at least a 3.

Nice Review....

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I am really SAD that Amitabh Bachchan has degraded his value and doing this kind of movie. I am also shocked that producers are wasting money on this kind of movie. -100 rating for the movie!

Well Rummy, don't you think it is only now that he can actually afford to experiment. Along with Aks and Paa you are bound to get some misses. I too wish all his experiments worked, but doubt that can actually happen.

He can still experiment with his movies..
There are already many hits in his bag.
But the movie is poor and is not intelligent as expected.

This is Amitabh Bachchan's best film shot ever

Well, I just saw the movie yesterday on television. To say the least, it was pathetic. A very apt review. Shraddha Kapoor is charming though.

@Meetu - wow, talk about a waste of talent! When my Bollywood Movie Fan Friends and I saw this was a movie that starred Amitabh Bachchan and Ben Kingsley, we jumped at the chance of seeing the two of them share a screen. Given what they ended up doing together, it may as well have been Salman Khan and Kunal Nayyar (who plays socially-awkward NRI scientist Raj on the US sitcom THE BIG BANG THEORY!).

I kept hoping there would be a big twist right before the Interval, like Kingsley was a mathematician who was actually a Global Crime Lord, and he was offering Bachchan a chance to become his Don in India - after they kill off all the college kids with knowledge of his system, of course! And Bachchan was, in fact, a CBI Agent undercover as a college math professor - and his "students" are in fact his squad, and it all ends with a transcontinental gun battle from Cambridge to Delhi!

Is that ridiculous? Sure - but it's still less ridiculous than how this movie ended, with :: SPOILERS, SWEETIE! ;) :: ....

With that said, of course Bachchan's excellent as an obsessive mathematician - you may as well ask if soaking your head will cool you off. If anything, he's a little too excellent, given he's supposed to be an unworldly and easily pushed around college professor - there are a few scenes that have nothing to do with the character, and everything to do with the fact that nobody punks Amitabh Bachchan without getting their face slapped! Kingsley is likewise very good, especially given that he's just A Sounding Board To Get Us Into The Story crossed with a deus ex machina - but you can see he wishes he had something to do other than toss Bachchan straight lines, and marvel at how good Bachchan's English is....

The only real surprise in this entire too-predictable movie is Shradda Kapoor, who goes from studious girlgeek to wild party chick, and really seems to come to life in the latter role. She reminds me a little of American actress Ellen Barkin, who seems to become more beautiful the more passionate she becomes - I would love to see her tackle a Kajol-type of part, to see if she's got the acting chops to match her raw star power.

@TimELiebe just when I was beginning to forget how bad this one was ... :P

I'm sorry, @Meetu - but the pain of TEEN PATTI just has to be shared....

@TimELiebe Yes, pain is said to reduce when you share it. So, bring it on :D

@Meetu - I saw AASHQUI 2 at your recommendation, and while I felt I'd seen this movie many many times before, it confirmed everything I'd thought about Shradda Kapoor from here. She is - luminescent, and really deserves to have a few parts where she can show just how incredible she could be....

I think she may be my new Indian Lady Actress Crush. :) Well, Tammy has Akshay Kumar, Hrithik Roshan and Amitabh Bachchan (she had me buy a DVD of NAMASTEY LONDON because she loves AK's performance in it!)- I can have more than one as well. :)

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