wogma rating: Don't bother (?)
I wonder which college Shaad Ali went to…either he has studied abroad, or he hasn’t made it to a college at all! Because had he gone to a conventional desi college, he would certainly have known how to play the game of ‘spin a yarn’ effectively.
Shaad has disappointed by not encashing the opportunity that the mighty Yash Raj banner presented to him. Patchy storyline, lackadaisical screenplay and an overdose of theatrics have completely killed the movie. Add to that the not so great music score from Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy, and you have a half-baked, mediocre chitrahaar called Jhoom Barabar Jhoom.
The saving grace in the movie comes from Aki Narula, the Costume designer and Abhishek Bachchan the actor (in that order). The costume donned by Big B is quite impressive, as is the distinct look given to Abhishek; though I wonder if Amitabh would have done this role had his son not been there in the movie. Lara Dutta gives a steady performance, but Zinta babe and Deol puttar are clearly below par.
A word on Abhishek’s performance: he has shown remarkable comic timing and doesn’t look wooden anymore in facial expression or dance movements. His look has been well worked at and it is sad that poor direction and a poorer story would deny him the adulations that he would otherwise have received.
Ayananka Bose, the Cinematographer has done a steady job, but then you simply can’t opt for the movie because of its Cinematography. Of late, there has been a plethora of movies showing Western locales (KANK, Ta Ra Rum Pum, Cheeni Kum) and therefore there isn’t any novelty left in the way foreign locales are picturized. So never mind the Eiffel Tower or the Waterloo station or indeed our pride Taj Mahal, you would not miss much if you give this movie a skip.
Shaad Ali’s fetish for the Taj though leaves a stale taste in the mouth…apart from the ‘Taj for Sale’ sequence in Bunty aur Babli (where present-day UP’s CM Mayawati was lampooned as Phoolsakhiji), he had picturized the ‘Chup Chupke-2, chori se chori’ song using Taj as backdrop. In JBJ too, a reasonably long (and therefore irritating) sequence is picturized, using portions of the song ‘Bol Na halke halke’ as well.
Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy have largely disappointed, and barring the title track and the mellifluous ‘Bol Na halke halke’ (rendered by Rahat Fateh Ali & Mahalaxmi Iyer), the tracks sound monotonous and jarring.
The Editing by Ritesh Soni is just about OK, and barring the climax, isn’t too great.
Vaibhavi Merchant’s Choreography also fetches her pass marks, and that is rather disappointing because the scope for her was tremendous. She has given repetitive steps to Abhishek, which was avoidable. Worse still, she has made a good dancer (Bobby Deol) look average. I wonder if this was done deliberately at behest of the now powerful Bachchans, just like Big B was made to look the weak dancer in K3G’s ‘Shaava Shaava’ by Farah Khan as the behest of Shah Rukh Khan.
In a nutshell, Jhoom Barabar Jhoom is a David Dhawan type of movie and should be watched only if you endorse the ‘dimaag nikaal ke dekho’ school of thought. Since the promos of the movie are a few leap years ahead of the full-length stuff, I suggest that you shouldn’t strain your time and money on this flick and instead be happy with the promo.
This review is by guest reviewer Anurag Anand. Anurag is a Chemical Engineer by accident, an HR practitioner by profession, and a lotus-eater by choice. Based in the historical city of Panipat, he is passionate about bollywood (in fact, the music more than the movies). His other passions include cricket, equity analysis and reading.
Thumbs up, by Aparajita Ghosh, Apun Ka Choice : ...Even in romance there is teasing and humour... full review
Thumbs up, by Renuka Vyavahare, indiatimes : ...What surprises you about the film is that you like it inspite of the fact that it has absolutely no concrete story!... full review
Thumbs up, by Aditya Pant, MovieWalah : ...Gulzar's rustic lyrics add to the charm of the song and dance routines... full review
Thumbs up, by Akshay Shah, Planet Bollywood : ...The movie is a full-fledged fun-filled ride with little in the way of a story... full review
So-So, by Abhijit Mhamunkar, indya.com : ...Preity looks a little jaded in the film... full review
So-So, by Vaibhav Wankhede, M TV : ...Keep your logic at home and you'll have a great time watching this movie... full review
So-So, by Amit R Agarwal, merinews : ...Cinematography and production design match the vibrant mood of the film.... full review
So-So, by MovieTalkies.com, Movie Talkies : ...As for Lara Dutta, besides looking gorgeous, she does her bit as Laila the hooker excellently... full review
So-So, by E-now Weekend Team, Times Now : ...Jhoom Barabar is funny, is consciously absurd, sometimes inventive and at times plain silly.... full review
Thumbs down, by Poonam Joshi, BBC : ...While the humour is at times contrived, the curiosity factor and the slick style keeps you engaged... full review
Thumbs down, by Sanjay Ram, Business of Cinema : ...Lara and Bobby, special appearance. Amitabh Bachchan very special appearance. The story, very very special appearance... full review
Thumbs down, by Aprajita Anil, Express India : ...When a film flies too high on fantasy, it has to fall. And Jhoom… fell flat.... full review
Thumbs down, by Martin D'Souza, Glamsham.com : ...But that extra something, which makes the movie extra special, is missing.... full review
Thumbs down, by Rajeev Masand, IBN Live : ...is still a tough pill to swallow because so much of it is so damn boring.... full review
Thumbs down, by Taran Adarsh, IndiaFM : ...In desi lingo, unchi dukaan, phika pakwaan.... full review
Thumbs down, by Mayank Shekhar, NDTV : ...But never mind the story-line too. That isn't the purpose either.... full review
Thumbs down, by Sukanya Verma, Rediff : ...is like one big song and dance of a movie where the story, a daft one at that, is purely incidental... full review
Thumbs down, by Raja Sen, Rediff : ...Once young and bubbly, today's Zinta looks heavy on both botox and frustration... full review
Thumbs down, by Satyajit, SmasHits.com : ...Shankar Ehsaan Loy's music is the worthiest aspect... full review
Thumbs down, by Nikhat Kazmi, Times of India : ...here simply is no spin in the tale... full review
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So-So, by Consumer Goods
This page has additional observations, other than the ones noted in the main review.
Rikki Thukral (Abhishek) meets Alvira Khan (Priety Zinta) at a Railway station where they have come to receive their respective fiance. The train is delayed by 2 hours and the duo share a table in a crowded café. They recite their ‘How I met my fiance’ tale to each other, Rikki saying he is betrothed to Half Pakistani -Half French Anaida(Lara) and Alvira saying she is engaged to Half Indian-half Brit Steve Singh (Bobby Deol). Both Rikki and Alvita are actually reciting concocted stories, and actually fall in love during the two hour wait. With aid of Laila (Lara in non-concocted avtaar) and Satwinder (Bobby in non-concocted avtaar), the couples are re-aligned: Rikki with Alvira and Satwinder with Laila.
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badi ghatiya movie hai .aisa lag raha thi ki kab khatam hogi aur hum uthe
i was ok. but the kissing was not necessary
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