3G

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3G is not even funny as a horror film. It is repetitious making for very long 125 minutes.

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Running time: 125 minutes
Genres: Horror, Social
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- meeta, a part of the audience

Except for the first few times that Neil Nitin Mukesh emotes fear, 3G has nothing going for it. The minimal good effects of that too are erased off, for what his character is made to do later in the film.

From the basis of the scary supernatural to the ludicrous technical and metaphysical mumbo-jumbo, everything about 3G first makes you slap your palm to your forehead, then irritates and finally bores you with repetitions. There might be just a couple of occasions where you might look forward to something novel, but that dies down almost immediately.

Just when you think the pace couldn't get any slower, you are thrown into a song with pretty much no rhyme or reason other than some gratuitous skin show.

If at all the film managed to hook you for a bit, the question would haunt, "Why aren't they leaving Fiji? The exotic location songs are done already?"

You get the drift, so let's keep this short. There must be better themes for horror lovers to make horror, no?

- meeta, a part of the audience

23 reviewers(?) - 0 yays 3 so-so 20 nays

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So-So, by Subhash K Jha (IANS), FirstPost : ...Admittedly the two make a fetching pair and seem to share a crackling chemistry. ... full review

So-So, by Swati Deogire, In.com : ...strictly ok and is more of a travel brochure for Fiji.... full review

So-So, by Madhureeta Mukherjee, Times of India : ...Along with a series of brutal events, the film is lavished with sinful series of bold kisses (perfectly tongue-in-mouth types), well shot and brave, very brave by Bollywood norm. ... full review

Thumbs down, by Bobby Sing, Bobby Talks Cinema.com : ...3G wastes a fine innovative idea stressing more upon its over the top execution and final look, planned without any clear visio... full review

Thumbs down, by Prathna Tiwari, Bolly Spice : ...Neil Nitin Mukesh comes across as a very unstable performer who may deliver something decent in one sequence however in the very next scene he’ll unintentionally make you laugh in an attempt to scare or wow you.... full review

Thumbs down, by Taran Adarsh, Bollywood Hungama : ...The locales of Fiji give 3G a rich texture and the DoP captures the picture perfect locales with elegance.... full review

Thumbs down, by Ankur Pathak, Desi Martini : ...Ridiculous story made worse with very bad performances.... full review

Thumbs down, by Nikhil Arora, Desi Martini : ...Football chucking ghouls is what was left for us to watch. Sam is clearly the dumbest protagonist you could ever have in a horror film.... full review

Thumbs down, by Ameetbhuvan, Desi Martini : ...3G couldve been in the least a decent slasher film, if mae earnestly. ... full review

Thumbs down, by Rachit Gupta, Filmfare : ...Great concept killed, slaughtered and put to rest by its filmmakers... full review

Thumbs down, Free Press Journal : ...This film may be visually quite up there with the best but unfortunately it doesn’t have the bite to make it scary enough to count.... full review

Thumbs down, by Nupur Barua, fullhyd.com : ...The movie could have been a great sci-fi horror, but they brought in extraordinary circumstances that are so far-fetched that after a point, you stop being scared and begin to concentrate on the lack of logic. ... full review

Thumbs down, by Martin D'Souza, Glamsham.com : ...It's an instant disconnect. ... full review

Thumbs down, by Shubhra Gupta, indian express : ...Nothing we haven't seen before, in various films that dabble in the weird-things-happen-to-nice-people territory.... full review

Thumbs down, by Joginder Tuteja, Indicine : ...the bare minimum requirement is to still see a story unfold in front of your eyes which at least can be comprehended. ... full review

Thumbs down, by Ashay D, koimoi : ...Mrinalini Sharma required a significant amount of make up on her to be able to depict the role of a ghost which wasn’t a tough job. ... full review

Thumbs down, by Shaheen Parkar, MiD DAY : ...Debutant writer- director duo Shantanu-Sheershak (who earlier penned the Neil-Bipasha starrer Aao Dekhen Zara) may have thought that combining technology, horror, voodoo along with a skin fest in an exotic location were enough.... full review

Thumbs down, Movie Talkies : ...Except for a couple of scenes, which might jolt the viewer, there is nothing really that impresses you.... full review

Thumbs down, by Divya Solgama, MoviezADDA : ...The only creative stuff this film has and that is the credit titles, which are fantastic.... full review

Thumbs down, by Mansha Rastogi, Now Running.com : ...There's almost everything in this horror film, romance, revenge, drama and dollops of humour, unintentional of course.... full review

Thumbs down, by Sonia Chopra, Sify Movies : ...It’s a sincere attempt but the Jekyll and Hyde game is wearisome when repeated in every other scene.... full review

Thumbs down, by Swati Rohatgi, STARDUST : ...There isn’t a saving grace even in the performances of the actor who relentlessly try to salvage the demented script but falter in their efforts. ... full review

Thumbs down, by Ananya Bhattacharya, ZEENEWS.COM : ...This ‘Killer Connection’ lacks connectivity!... full review

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Parental Guidance:

  • Violence: Lots of skin-slashing.
  • Language: A few abuses
  • Nudity & Sexual content: More than a couple making out scenes including kissing. Pornography displayed on screen.
  • Concept: Typical horror mumbo-jumbo, this time involving technology.
  • General Look and Feel: Typical horror film look and feel.

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