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I Hate Luv Storys

wogma rating: Watch when on TV (?) - unless you don't mind a half-bad film
quick review: Was there any good reason why they had to give us one more reason to cringe at love stories? Sure, I hate luv storys makes for a decent date flick, but it's not perfect and neither is it the kind of imperfect which is out and out enjoyable.
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Call me old and senile, but it did take me a long while to overcome the irritation that sms-spelt words bring. That done, I'm in a mode to just give up on an intelligent film. Just give me a decent flick, people and I'll owe you one.

Will this be the one then? I'm willing to welcome a rom-com instead of the pretentious serious films being thrown our way off late. The good news is that it is a 50-50 situation, so the expectations will be neutral.

And the feel created by the news, interviews and promos is pretty balanced too. For example the official site describes the film as


‘I hate luv storys’ is the maxim Jay lives by. But as an assistant director to Veer, the most famous romantic filmmaker of Indian Film Industry, Jay has little option but to live with larger than life, glossy, cinematic love on an everyday basis


The irony and contradiction is fairly intriguing, but as soon as you say "famous romantic filmmaker of Indian Film Industry" I cringe. Basically I'm being asked to prep myself for mockery of Bollywood. Not because I don't enjoy it, but more because it's overdone and they'll have to be real novel to entertain. I'm also being asked to be ready for some spoof material. I love spoofs, but I think it is one of the most difficult genres. It's a challenge to not fall into the same pitfall as the instance you are making a joke out of.

Add to this, the fact that this is a Dharma Production product, not to mention that director, Punit Malhotra started off as an assistant to the man himself, Karan Johar. So, you are bound to have the self-referencing. I have incriminating evidence :P -



AND the director in the film played by Samir Soni is based on Karan too. -


My character does dress up like Karan. Once Karan had come for the shoot and we were wearing identical clothes. I said, ‘Oh my god Karan, I’m you!’


BUT, in this interview, there is a ray of hope. Karan Johar is actually caught saying - I've outgrown mush. But I've not outgrown love

Also, I'm thoroughly impressed that the promo doesn't give away anything more than the one-line premise, so the curiosity is wide open. The marketing department has found a new way of publicizing the film -


The exclusive tie-up will have a series of eight books. It will have the cover of I Hate Luv Storys and will be a story of Imran, who does not beleive in love


There is an evident attempt to be contemporary. Films like Wake Up Sid by the same manner have confirmed that the focus is on confronting the internal barriers to love, as per 3-film old actor, Imran Khan. Having been a part of the changes made in the original script, he also promises…*ahem*…subtlety -


That is the whole point of the film…It's about making jokes on other romantic films and labeling them as corny and tacky, whilst subtly weaving a sub-plot of its own, which incidentally is a love story.


I haven't heard too many of the songs, but from whatever I did, the lyrics sounded inane and the music is yet to grow on me. But album has glowing reviews by one and all, so I'll reserve judgement till I see them in the film on July 2nd -



Music reviews - milliblog , Bollyspice indicine, merinews, NDTV, Stardust, desi hits, Bollywood Hungama, Apun ka choice, and Hindustan times

More on the film here -



This article was first published at meetu's Times of India Blog

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Comments (20)

Roy DSilva:

I am planning to review this movie, do I do not hold much promise to it - it is already a runaway hit with the 'oooh so cute' and 'eh tune usko SMS kiya kya' crowd, so it will be difficult to get my point across if I don't like this movie through the hordes of almost anorexic chicks with dudes who wear glasses to make them look intelligent who would be thronging the movie on a discounted ticket rate :)

meetu:

@roy i assume you meant "though I do not..." :P
but i know what you mean. **fingers crossed** i'm getting desperate to enjoy a movie 100%

Jitaditya:

There is a huge potential for spoofing the cliches of Bollywood...but IHLS doesn't seem to be tht film...I think it'll start well but fall back to the same formula it is looking to deride as the lead actor realizes his "true love" and so on...the reason for such premonitions is the sentimental song "Bin Tere"...

meetu:

@Jitaditya we'll know soon enough. The show I'm going to watch starts in 35 minutes :D

Jitaditya:

yes yes...as expected...thnx for the confirmation...so I don't hav 2 spend money in these difficult times...

Adi d:

I love your review. Keep them going. It saves me lot of bucks.

meetu:

@Jitaditya exactly as expected for you ;)

@Adi d thank you ji!

Manan:

I know it's bit early to ask for... but Meetu, where is notepadddd????

Roy DSilva:

Yea, when I first came to this site, the notepad was the most refreshing thing I read. Dont discontinue that please.

IdeaSmith:

Ditto and more, Meetu. I so wish I'd read your review before going for the movie. The past few movies have put me completely off Bollywood. No more movies unless you give them a glowing reference!!

Shilpa:

Looking forward for your notepad...

shuchita s basu:

so.... is it a recommended watch or no? still contemplating if it is a good idea trying to catch a show in the next couple of days

meetu:

@Manan @Roy @shilpa extremely sorry for the delay. I promise I'll publish it with the review now onweards. Till then, here goes

http://wogma.com/movie/i-hate-luv-storys-notepad/

@Idea a lesson learned the hard way :P

@Shuchita I think it should be a light, lazy Sunday watch on DVD or when it's on TV.

Manan:

Thanks Meetu.. was really annoyed during post-interval session and literally gasping for movie to end.. although I knew movie will not have much to expect for, but didn't knew it will hit my head this hard.. :-(

meetu:

@Manan hota hai. you have a long rest ahead. :)

Joydeep:

If we compare "I hate love stories" with "Jaane tu ya jane na" then what do you think?The concept of the movie is same and the role of Imran khan is also similar to "Jaane tu ya jaane na".

meetu:

@Joydeep well, i'm not too much for comparing films, but yeah...Imran Khan does have similar roles and I'd say I enjoyed Jaane Tu better...

sportsbun:

Its like the Murphy law, the more you hate it the more it thruster at you. The title said "I Hate Luv Storys" and the movie was projected as a take on the ever so pretty life at Karan Johars.

http://funmidnight.com/i-hate-luv-storys-movie-review/

Selador:

I loved the 'idhar udhar ki baatein ... Vagairah Vagairah' bit... Nice touch ...

Pakistani music:

i think its a good one do watch it.

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