I just endured the most disgusting 3 minutes and 41 seconds of my life. I can't even be bothered to tell why I am not going to watch this one. Just read this preview of Kya Kool Hain Hum 3 and multiply by a few 100.
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So-So, by Josh, fullhyd.com : ...Nonetheless, in comparison to its most recent competition, Mastizaade is more written, better enacted, more entertaining (Meet Bros Anjjan come up with catchy tunes), and generally something you wouldn't mind spending a couple of hours on this weekend. If you are into that sort of thing, we mean. It isn't exactly a good film, but as mentioned, when you compare with KKHH3, this is practically Woody Allen. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Anna MM Vetticad, annavetticadgoes2themovies : ...Insensitivity is not Mastizaade’s only problem though. In fact, some people might consider this quality a film’s selling point. So no, Mastizaade’s problem is its absolute lack of originality and boring repetitiveness. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Bobby Sing, Bobby Talks Cinema.com : ...Studying the last week’s KYA KOOL HAIN HUM 3 and MASTIZAASE together, the two films actually reveal the misconception or lesser understanding of this particular genre in our present filmmakers unfortunately. With a similar outcome in both the cases, where KKHH3 had only Krishna coming up with some enjoyable moments occasionally, in MASTIZAADE we have Sunny Leone alone and that too just as a pretty face unable to save the film from becoming a pathetic disaster. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Suparna Sharma, Deccan Chronicle : ...Arre bhai, here we are, with cinema tickets. Corrupt us, please. But for that Bollywood will have to man-up first and stop pretending we are a nation of gurgling morons who get off on montages of cleavage. Tusshar is 39, Ritesh 37 and Vir Das 36. Time to grow up, you think? ... full review
Thumbs down, by Smita Vyas Kumar, Desi Martini : ...Verdict - A bawdy movie that doesn't go beyond dirty jokes strung up on a thin story line and lots and lots of skin. Works for you? Go for it ... full review
Thumbs down, by Sidhant Shori, Desi Martini : ...Mastizaade shouldn't exist. It's a poorly made, unfunny and downright disgusting movie. Vir Das seems to be the only one trying amongst the cast and even he isn't great. Sunny Leone seems to be there only to strike a pose and not much else. Just don’t watch it. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Johnson Thomas, Free Press Journal : ...‘Mastizaade’ is basically a combination of several contrived incidents put together to constitute a whole. The objective is clearly to facilitate double meaning dialogues and set-pieces and therefore severely lacking in logic. And the chief elements here are a double dose of skimpily clad Sunny Leone, some peppy numbers, loud, unnecessarily over-the-top double meaning dialogues and antiquated comedic set-pieces trying hard to score on the laughs. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Rohan Naahar, Hindustan Times : ...If I was locked in a room with Hitler and Osama and had one bullet I would shoot this movie. And damn you movie for making Vir Das do this. You can see the effort on the poor guy’s face. And know this, movie, he is the only reason you’re getting half a star. Actually, scratch that. Zero stars is what you deserve. Not that it matters, but still. The rest of you deserves to be banned, and that’s coming from a person who’s against censorship of any kind. ... full review
Thumbs down, by RAJEEV MASAND, IBN Live : ...For some, the promise of two Sunny Leones for the price of one may be enough to invest in a ticket of Mastizaade. But believe me, there is such a thing as too much heaving bosom and jiggling backside. I found myself cringing more than laughing at the film’s idea of outrageous, adult humor. I’m going with one out of five. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Uday Bhatia, Live Mint : ...Material like this is beyond saving, though Das’ stand-up instincts allow him to salvage a line or two. Kapoor is difficult to watch as he flounces around, making faces and trying to do what Riteish Deshmukh does with somewhat better results in similar films. Suresh Menon hams unconscionably as the token gay character. And it’s particularly sad to see the veteran comic Asrani turn up as Laila and Lily’s father; it seems unfair that someone who worked with Hrishikesh Mukherjee should one day find himself working with Milap Zaveri. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Shubha Shetty-Saha, MiD DAY : ...The film, touted as a sex comedy, is neither funny nor sexy. We are relentlessly served dollops of crude, unfunny innuendos instead. One flash of genuine humour comes in the form of the commercials that the friends make, but when you look at the whole picture, that seems like a stray stroke of luck than any kind of constructive creative thinking.... full review
Thumbs down, by Pankhurie Mulasi, Movie Talkies : ...The screenplay is nonexistent and the songs, which pop up after every fifteen minutes, only make it more boring. The dialogues are crass and most of them are in rhymes. Guess the makers thought that they don't need a script as they have the sultry Leone as the female lead. That said we have to say she definitely is the film's only highlight. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Divya Solgama, MoviezADDA : ...Music is one of the biggest saving grace in this film. ‘Mastizaade’, ‘Dekhega Raja Trailer’, ‘Rom Rom Romantic’ and ‘Hor Nach’ are peppy and foot tapping. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Raja Sen, Rediff : ...What people who make movies like Mastizaade need to realise is that the word Adult means more than a movie rating. Even the absolute daftest of sex comedies have room for something sharp and clever and cheeky. Because Austin Powers minus the groovy is just pervy, baby, pervy. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Sonia Chopra, Sify Movies : ...One looks forward to the day where these films with kool, fun titles actually live up to their names. Till then, this is yet another disappointing, recycled attempt at a sex-comedy. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Meena Iyer, Times of India : ...Every 20 minutes, a song breaks. Sunny, who is on familiar territory, looks gorgeous as she parades in an assortment of bikinis. She has also mastered the Bollywood song-dance routine and gracefully sashays to Rom Rom Romantic and Hor Nach. Bollywood believes that if you have Sunny in a film, you do not need a script. ... full review
tweetria: Vir Das -Fantastic Comedian -Decent Actor -Cute Face -Wholesome Entertainer And then he goes n does a #Mastizaade Y men y???!!!???? :(
Tiara_Ishq: #Mastizaade is super funny! Crowd reaction is epic! Seetis, claps and what not! ;)
tfortitto: Mastizaade must watch hahahha
sudhirkksingh: #Mastizaade - 3.5 out of 5 stars , nice entertainment .
SK_Kasim_h: Crowd Reaction is Epic.Saw #Mastizaade .....its just awesome @SunnyLeone ...enjoyed a lot @MastizaadeFilm
sineaddaniels: Mastizaade movie very funny i love sunny leone
Simplybeingsah3: Sunny mastizaade is a good movie :-)
Shanz143sharma: Back From cinema #Mastizaade @SunnyLeone @Riteishd @MastizaadeFilm awesome music plus ROM COM.#Awesome #love
Seenigreen: Don't miss the laugh riot #mastizaade @SunnyLeone @DanielWeber99 @MastizaadeFilm Done
RoyDipanjali: Watched mastizaade, full paisa wasul @sunnyleone
RBachraoui: Just watched #Mastizaade and @SunnyLeone is just amazingly stunning the perfect combination of mesmerizing, funny and extremely intelligent
razz199476: mastiZaade.. awesome movie fUll paIsA vas*00/ movie
RAVISONI19: Watched #Mastizaade..full on entertainment..but i was expecting more. lily lele
Raees_Shaikh786: maza aa gaya #Mastizaade dekh ke paisa vasooool comedy movie @MastizaadeFilm @zmilap @SunnyLeone @TusshKapoor @thevirdas
psarkar20: Back From cinema #Mastizaade @SunnyLeone @Riteishd @MastizaadeFilm awesome music plus ROM COM.#Awesome #love"
niyayasthan_nan: #Mastizaade @SunnyLeone showed good variations between two role happy abt your performance. Sure shot paisa vasool movie
nihinninan: Enjoyed a lot ....A must watch film #Mastizaade @SunnyLeone you proved again that you're awesome .Hugs
nadanvickzz: I gv u⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐ ️️⭐️ #Mastizaade. Superb Adult comedy movie by @SunnyLeone @MastizaadeFilm
mujeebkhan2337: I have watched #Mastizaade yesterday. Enjoyed @gizelethakral bank & lift scene it was very joyful, people's were laughing like crazy
Mrinal_1: Loved ur work in mastizaade...#SunnyLeone , a nice muvi to watch. Well done.#SunnyLeone
MMayankgoyal09: Mastizaade.... Superb movie... Sexyyyyy...
mazumdar_sonia: Saw mastizaade awesome movie
MarellaTeja: Bunked the clg1st time 2 day for #Mastizaade n no words Wonderful action by @SunnyLeone worth a watch film wil go 2morrow again
LoyalSalmanFan: Tbh #Mastizaade is Superb
Kundan084Kumar: #Mastizaade awesome film,You have worked good in movie,I love this... @SunnyLeone
khiladi_kr: Go for mastizaade . Fantastic job by @thevirdas & @SunnyLeone .They'll make your tummy hurt with laughter . unlimited Fun #MastizaadeHitHai
jamalahmad000: #Mastizaade Five out of Five stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐and one ❤ ! Well done @zmilap ! Sheer Entertainment. And you lady, @SunnyLeone the omph was at par !
jagguus: Watched #Mastizaade it's really funny and entertaining. @SunnyLeone at her best rom com comedy... Weekend blast for sure
jacksparrow711: Watched mastizade Madam @SunnyLeone is female version of Jim Carrey,excellent comic timing
itsbadboyy: Sunny leone is BACK WITH BOMB watch #Mastizaade again and again! Comedy aur sexiness bahut hai!!! #MastizaadeHitHai
impablosrk: #Mastizaade full2masti movie. its Really entertaining film..puraa paisa wasul.. thnx @SunnyLeone @THEVIRDAS @zmilap
ImP_Swaroop: Saw #Mastizaade .....its just awesome @SunnyLeone ....enjoyed a lot @MastizaadeFilm
IamKajalThakur: Wtchd #Mastizaade..!! ✥✯ Completely paisa wasool n seeti-maaru act ☺ @SunnyLeone @thevirdas @TusshKapoor @zmilap @mudassarkhan1
iADTimes: Awesome movie #Mastizaade @SunnyLeone we love you
Harpree41220393: Hi Sunny mam Mastizaade is super hit deffinetly&your acting is super in double role,Live you Sunny>3!
Funnyswami: What an amazing movie #Mastizaade. @sunnyleone you are lovely as always. Stay blessed and keep up the good work.
Fuballgott_07: #Mastizaade oh boy. Just stunning and mind-blown. The lele twins took the film to next level. Loved each and every frame. @SunnyLeone ♥♥♥
deltakingme: Watched #Mastizaade Its totally @SunnyLeone shows all over. She is awesome in every scene. Superb sex comedy ever.. @zmilap
coolatul260: watched mastizaade and loved @thevirdas comic timing and @SunnyLeone is also impressive
chukkutweets: dwaynesathish : SunnyLeone the whistles...the cheer...theatres are reacted #Mastizaade ...u r superb acting...#SunnyLeone extra ordinary w…
chayannayak786: #Mastizaade full masti movie
beingfarzan: Its Interval...! #Mastizaade Fucking Hilarious, Kudos @zmilap @SunnyLeone
avika_dvn: #Mastizaade is so awesome ...U know what u r the best @SunnyLeone
anindobanerjee1: Exams over!…celebrated at #Harrys with friends….one of the coolest pubs in town!…then followed up with the hilarious sex comedy #Mastizaade
Akashiyc: Full Double Comedy Movie #Mastizaade .. Always happy to see you @SunnyLeone Keep it up & Entertaining Us... Thnks
1961_vikas: I think u may not believe this but m also watched in cinemas #Mastizaade my stomach is pain much cause I laughed much n much @SunnyLeone ❤
011Vk: Mastizade.... its relly a nice movie sunny i see today first day first show... such h supper movie
VikasPanchal74: "Watched #MASTIZADE. Behuda, Bakwas, Ghatiya. Yaar Hadd Hoti Hai Fuhadta Ki Bhi!!! Garbage!!!" #MyWords
tbkdotcom: Mastizaade scores 1 out of 5 in The Bollywood Khans Scorecard
Shitz4u: Mastizaade Haramzaade.
Rahulrautwrites: I would suggest you to watch #SaalaKhadoos. #Mastizaade is a waste of time and money.
pawanism_dnk: #Bollywood #Mastizaade - 2/5 #saalakhadoos - 3/5
nony_garg: #Mastizaade I didn't liked the movie.
naresh4098: #Mastizaade: Anything has been done and created to make it look funny! Stupidity personified!
Muazzam_Beg: Instead of boycotting movies of @imsrk_ and @amirkhan people should boycott shameful movies like #KyaaKoolHainHum3 & #Mastizaade
kushdedhia: As expected, both the S3x comedies are utter crap and bullshit. Come on make some better movies. #KyaaKoolHainHum3 #Mastizaade
kedarj1111: I would like to bet anybody who will watch full Mastizade movie without forwarding. Bet of 500rs.:p:/:/:/:/:/:/
kanhaiyak0591: there is no masti in @mastizade.... @time waste movie
iam_Dev_: Mastizaade could have easily been named Sastizaade!
i2kamini: Mastizaade movie are very bad. Only Waste your money n time. Plz don't waste your time.
Gurmatpal: #Mastizaade 2/5 (full of vulgar and double meaning jokes but lacks good story)
FitoorMera: #KyaKoolHaiHum3 and #Mastizaade add up to the long list of disgusting hindi sex comedy movies. Just Terrible!
deepuzoomout: #Mastizaade is soo bad that u can't even watch it till sunny leone's introduction @SunnyLeone
DeepikazWarrior: Tushaar Kapoor ! ..His Father Jitendra must be ashamed of him #KyaaKoolHainHum3 #Mastizaade
Croco_Dial: With respect to Mastizaade even Grand Masti is Oscar worthy..Yes it's that bad..!! #Mastizaade
celebsum_in: Anything can be done to drag the stupidity to this level to make this look more funny. #Mastizaade
BeingShiva_: As i said earlier #Mastizaade will be a flop like #KKHH3
Ashwinipande: #Mastizade One of the worst movie i have seen ever , i dont knw wht our censor board is doing, pathetic @NihalaniPahlaj @arunjaitley
Annu__k: Mastizaade was such a vulgar movie
Aleem_PTI: Plxxxx don't watch Mastizaade if u ain't 18 yet... #JustAdvising tussi keri sunn lainy aye
Akshay_indore: I think #KKHH3 and #Mastizade choosed wrong date to release. 1st crushed by #Airlift 2nd on its way.
Ajeeb_Daastaan: mastizaade Itni chutiya lagi interval m Hi nikal gaya m, life m 2nd time interval m movie chora hu
Aanya_Varun: #Mastizaade 3rd Class Crap Movie */5 Headache -,,-
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