Mastizaade
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I just endured the most disgusting 3 minutes and 41 seconds of my life. I can't even be bothered to tell why I am not going to watch this one. Just read this preview of Kya Kool Hain Hum 3 and multiply by a few 100.
- meeta, a part of the audience
- meeta, a part of the audience
So-So, by Tushar P. Joshi, Bollywood Life : ...Mastizaade is clearly a Sunny Leone film, and if you plan to watch it for her then it’s worth the price of admission. ... full review
So-So, by Sarita A Tanwar, DNA : ...A feast for Sunny Leone fans, Mastizaade is shocking and scandalous. ... full review
So-So, by Josh, fullhyd.com : ...Nonetheless, in comparison to its most recent competition, Mastizaade is more written, better enacted, more entertaining (Meet Bros Anjjan come up with catchy tunes), and generally something you wouldn't mind spending a couple of hours on this weekend. If you are into that sort of thing, we mean. It isn't exactly a good film, but as mentioned, when you compare with KKHH3, this is practically Woody Allen. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Anna MM Vetticad, annavetticadgoes2themovies : ...Insensitivity is not Mastizaade’s only problem though. In fact, some people might consider this quality a film’s selling point. So no, Mastizaade’s problem is its absolute lack of originality and boring repetitiveness. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Bobby Sing, Bobby Talks Cinema.com : ...Studying the last week’s KYA KOOL HAIN HUM 3 and MASTIZAASE together, the two films actually reveal the misconception or lesser understanding of this particular genre in our present filmmakers unfortunately. With a similar outcome in both the cases, where KKHH3 had only Krishna coming up with some enjoyable moments occasionally, in MASTIZAADE we have Sunny Leone alone and that too just as a pretty face unable to save the film from becoming a pathetic disaster. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Suparna Sharma, Deccan Chronicle : ...Arre bhai, here we are, with cinema tickets. Corrupt us, please. But for that Bollywood will have to man-up first and stop pretending we are a nation of gurgling morons who get off on montages of cleavage. Tusshar is 39, Ritesh 37 and Vir Das 36. Time to grow up, you think? ... full review
Thumbs down, by Smita Vyas Kumar, Desi Martini : ...Verdict - A bawdy movie that doesn't go beyond dirty jokes strung up on a thin story line and lots and lots of skin. Works for you? Go for it ... full review
Thumbs down, by Sidhant Shori, Desi Martini : ...Mastizaade shouldn't exist. It's a poorly made, unfunny and downright disgusting movie. Vir Das seems to be the only one trying amongst the cast and even he isn't great. Sunny Leone seems to be there only to strike a pose and not much else. Just don’t watch it. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Aneela Zeb Babar, Desi Martini : ...Seriously Vir Das. And seriously Sunny? Waste, total waste. Its back to the drawing board then, better luck next time... full review
Thumbs down, by Rachit Gupta, Filmfare : ...This film is plain embarrassment for those who made it and those who decide to watch it. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Johnson Thomas, Free Press Journal : ...‘Mastizaade’ is basically a combination of several contrived incidents put together to constitute a whole. The objective is clearly to facilitate double meaning dialogues and set-pieces and therefore severely lacking in logic. And the chief elements here are a double dose of skimpily clad Sunny Leone, some peppy numbers, loud, unnecessarily over-the-top double meaning dialogues and antiquated comedic set-pieces trying hard to score on the laughs. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Martin D'Souza, Glamsham.com : ...Also, you need an actor in the lead who can act, not just flaunt her assets! I've never heard of anyone getting turned on by a robot! ... full review
Thumbs down, by Rohan Naahar, Hindustan Times : ...If I was locked in a room with Hitler and Osama and had one bullet I would shoot this movie. And damn you movie for making Vir Das do this. You can see the effort on the poor guy’s face. And know this, movie, he is the only reason you’re getting half a star. Actually, scratch that. Zero stars is what you deserve. Not that it matters, but still. The rest of you deserves to be banned, and that’s coming from a person who’s against censorship of any kind. ... full review
Thumbs down, by RAJEEV MASAND, IBN Live : ...For some, the promise of two Sunny Leones for the price of one may be enough to invest in a ticket of Mastizaade. But believe me, there is such a thing as too much heaving bosom and jiggling backside. I found myself cringing more than laughing at the film’s idea of outrageous, adult humor. I’m going with one out of five. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Suhani Singh, india today : ...The Sunny Leone-starrer has no masti. It's just intolerable cruelty... full review
Thumbs down, by Uday Bhatia, Live Mint : ...Material like this is beyond saving, though Das’ stand-up instincts allow him to salvage a line or two. Kapoor is difficult to watch as he flounces around, making faces and trying to do what Riteish Deshmukh does with somewhat better results in similar films. Suresh Menon hams unconscionably as the token gay character. And it’s particularly sad to see the veteran comic Asrani turn up as Laila and Lily’s father; it seems unfair that someone who worked with Hrishikesh Mukherjee should one day find himself working with Milap Zaveri. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Shubha Shetty-Saha, MiD DAY : ...The film, touted as a sex comedy, is neither funny nor sexy. We are relentlessly served dollops of crude, unfunny innuendos instead. One flash of genuine humour comes in the form of the commercials that the friends make, but when you look at the whole picture, that seems like a stray stroke of luck than any kind of constructive creative thinking.... full review
Thumbs down, by Pankhurie Mulasi, Movie Talkies : ...The screenplay is nonexistent and the songs, which pop up after every fifteen minutes, only make it more boring. The dialogues are crass and most of them are in rhymes. Guess the makers thought that they don't need a script as they have the sultry Leone as the female lead. That said we have to say she definitely is the film's only highlight. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Divya Solgama, MoviezADDA : ...Music is one of the biggest saving grace in this film. ‘Mastizaade’, ‘Dekhega Raja Trailer’, ‘Rom Rom Romantic’ and ‘Hor Nach’ are peppy and foot tapping. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Raja Sen, Rediff : ...What people who make movies like Mastizaade need to realise is that the word Adult means more than a movie rating. Even the absolute daftest of sex comedies have room for something sharp and clever and cheeky. Because Austin Powers minus the groovy is just pervy, baby, pervy. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Sonia Chopra, Sify Movies : ...One looks forward to the day where these films with kool, fun titles actually live up to their names. Till then, this is yet another disappointing, recycled attempt at a sex-comedy. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Shaheen Raaj, Star Blockbuster : ...Last Word: Kya Kool Hain Hum 3 the 1st ever adult porn rom com was far better compared to Mastizaade. ... full review
Thumbs down, by Namrata Joshi, The Hindu : ...In other words the infantilization of the viewers is complete. Only question left to ask after two hours: would you call this a film?... full review
Thumbs down, by Meena Iyer, Times of India : ...Every 20 minutes, a song breaks. Sunny, who is on familiar territory, looks gorgeous as she parades in an assortment of bikinis. She has also mastered the Bollywood song-dance routine and gracefully sashays to Rom Rom Romantic and Hor Nach. Bollywood believes that if you have Sunny in a film, you do not need a script. ... full review
Vivekonly_: #mastizaade #SunnyLeone #superstar #pune #Vivek_Tayade #hot #pornstar #लयभारी https://t.co/RUVvBhNJ7Q
tweetria: Vir Das -Fantastic Comedian -Decent Actor -Cute Face -Wholesome Entertainer And then he goes n does a #Mastizaade Y men y???!!!???? :(
Tiara_Ishq: #Mastizaade is super funny! Crowd reaction is epic! Seetis, claps and what not! ;)
tfortitto: Mastizaade must watch hahahha
sudhirkksingh: #Mastizaade - 3.5 out of 5 stars , nice entertainment .
SonBluma: Just watch #Mastizaade to much fun and entertainment great performance and great job.t https://t.co/LHK3KvdQH5 https://t.co/OXLcK3Lzbu
SK_Kasim_h: Crowd Reaction is Epic.Saw #Mastizaade .....its just awesome @SunnyLeone ...enjoyed a lot @MastizaadeFilm
sineaddaniels: Mastizaade movie very funny i love sunny leone
Simplybeingsah3: Sunny mastizaade is a good movie :-)
Shanz143sharma: Back From cinema #Mastizaade @SunnyLeone @Riteishd @MastizaadeFilm awesome music plus ROM COM.#Awesome #love
Seenigreen: Don't miss the laugh riot #mastizaade @SunnyLeone @DanielWeber99 @MastizaadeFilm Done
RoyDipanjali: Watched mastizaade, full paisa wasul @sunnyleone
RBachraoui: Just watched #Mastizaade and @SunnyLeone is just amazingly stunning the perfect combination of mesmerizing, funny and extremely intelligent
razz199476: mastiZaade.. awesome movie fUll paIsA vas*00/ movie
RAVISONI19: Watched #Mastizaade..full on entertainment..but i was expecting more. lily lele
Raees_Shaikh786: maza aa gaya #Mastizaade dekh ke paisa vasooool comedy movie @MastizaadeFilm @zmilap @SunnyLeone @TusshKapoor @thevirdas
psarkar20: Back From cinema #Mastizaade @SunnyLeone @Riteishd @MastizaadeFilm awesome music plus ROM COM.#Awesome #love"
niyayasthan_nan: #Mastizaade @SunnyLeone showed good variations between two role happy abt your performance. Sure shot paisa vasool movie
nihinninan: Enjoyed a lot ....A must watch film #Mastizaade @SunnyLeone you proved again that you're awesome .Hugs
nadanvickzz: I gv u⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐ ️️⭐️ #Mastizaade. Superb Adult comedy movie by @SunnyLeone @MastizaadeFilm
mujeebkhan2337: I have watched #Mastizaade yesterday. Enjoyed @gizelethakral bank & lift scene it was very joyful, people's were laughing like crazy
Mrinal_1: Loved ur work in mastizaade...#SunnyLeone , a nice muvi to watch. Well done.#SunnyLeone
MMayankgoyal09: Mastizaade.... Superb movie... Sexyyyyy...
mazumdar_sonia: Saw mastizaade awesome movie
MarellaTeja: Bunked the clg1st time 2 day for #Mastizaade n no words Wonderful action by @SunnyLeone worth a watch film wil go 2morrow again
mannsri: Great movies .. Thanks @SunnyLeone for all the fun @thevirdas #Mastizaade lot of fun with friends https://t.co/lzcPMnCXFN
LoyalSalmanFan: Tbh #Mastizaade is Superb
Kundan084Kumar: #Mastizaade awesome film,You have worked good in movie,I love this... @SunnyLeone
khiladi_kr: Go for mastizaade . Fantastic job by @thevirdas & @SunnyLeone .They'll make your tummy hurt with laughter . unlimited Fun #MastizaadeHitHai
jamalahmad000: #Mastizaade Five out of Five stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐and one ❤ ! Well done @zmilap ! Sheer Entertainment. And you lady, @SunnyLeone the omph was at par !
jagguus: Watched #Mastizaade it's really funny and entertaining. @SunnyLeone at her best rom com comedy... Weekend blast for sure
jacksparrow711: Watched mastizade Madam @SunnyLeone is female version of Jim Carrey,excellent comic timing
itsbadboyy: Sunny leone is BACK WITH BOMB watch #Mastizaade again and again! Comedy aur sexiness bahut hai!!! #MastizaadeHitHai
impablosrk: #Mastizaade full2masti movie. its Really entertaining film..puraa paisa wasul.. thnx @SunnyLeone @THEVIRDAS @zmilap
ImP_Swaroop: Saw #Mastizaade .....its just awesome @SunnyLeone ....enjoyed a lot @MastizaadeFilm
iamnaren_mondal: Full of masti #Mastizade just awesome movie..@SunnyLeone luv u mam
IamKajalThakur: Wtchd #Mastizaade..!! ✥✯ Completely paisa wasool n seeti-maaru act ☺ @SunnyLeone @thevirdas @TusshKapoor @zmilap @mudassarkhan1
iADTimes: Awesome movie #Mastizaade @SunnyLeone we love you
Harpree41220393: Hi Sunny mam Mastizaade is super hit deffinetly&your acting is super in double role,Live you Sunny>3!
Funnyswami: What an amazing movie #Mastizaade. @sunnyleone you are lovely as always. Stay blessed and keep up the good work.
Fuballgott_07: #Mastizaade oh boy. Just stunning and mind-blown. The lele twins took the film to next level. Loved each and every frame. @SunnyLeone ♥♥♥
fapashiano: You want a super sunday? Go watch #Mastizaade Nothing better than @SunnyLeone in a double role #superfun https://t.co/MJ817395oI
deltakingme: Watched #Mastizaade Its totally @SunnyLeone shows all over. She is awesome in every scene. Superb sex comedy ever.. @zmilap
deepjaiswal: Watched Mastizaade It Was amazingly great fun and was laughing at a lot of scenes..@SunnyLeone was superb in double role! #MastizaadeHitHai
coolatul260: watched mastizaade and loved @thevirdas comic timing and @SunnyLeone is also impressive
chukkutweets: dwaynesathish : SunnyLeone the whistles...the cheer...theatres are reacted #Mastizaade ...u r superb acting...#SunnyLeone extra ordinary w…
chirag50075: Just came from the mastizade ride... 1 word only.. best sex comedy film i have ever seen...@SunnyLeone u totaly nailed it.. @MastizaadeFilm
chayannayak786: #Mastizaade full masti movie
CarvaPersi: Hiii, sunny di :) watched mastizaade...very entertaining :D wishing you good luck for https://t.co/rxa719NEOO https://t.co/0x6y7TWxHE
beingfarzan: Its Interval...! #Mastizaade Fucking Hilarious, Kudos @zmilap @SunnyLeone
avika_dvn: #Mastizaade is so awesome ...U know what u r the best @SunnyLeone
arbabahmad980: Awesome Movie #MastiZade Masti Mein Hum Sabke BAAP Lagte Hain !!!! @SunnyLeone Love you https://t.co/Cv76zS4H8l
anindobanerjee1: Exams over!…celebrated at #Harrys with friends….one of the coolest pubs in town!…then followed up with the hilarious sex comedy #Mastizaade
Akashiyc: Full Double Comedy Movie #Mastizaade .. Always happy to see you @SunnyLeone Keep it up & Entertaining Us... Thnks
1961_vikas: I think u may not believe this but m also watched in cinemas #Mastizaade my stomach is pain much cause I laughed much n much @SunnyLeone ❤
011Vk: Mastizade.... its relly a nice movie sunny i see today first day first show... such h supper movie
iq_sk: MASTIZAADE | FILM REVIEW | WITH 2.5 STAR: https://t.co/CHIYJT5gVB via @YouTube
Whatashort: Mastizaade Review (★☆☆☆☆) : https://t.co/u1fhnkeMEr https://t.co/VwRZZFRPh1
VikasPanchal74: "Watched #MASTIZADE. Behuda, Bakwas, Ghatiya. Yaar Hadd Hoti Hai Fuhadta Ki Bhi!!! Garbage!!!" #MyWords
TheQuint: Movie Review: @MastizaadeFilm turns out worse than expected, writes @rjstutee https://t.co/j9w5qdRMzS https://t.co/e804z2oW2d
tbkdotcom: Mastizaade scores 1 out of 5 in The Bollywood Khans Scorecard
Shitz4u: Mastizaade Haramzaade.
shaileshgam: Milap Zaveri sabko c**** banate hai mastizaade se yeh dekho kaha se scene copy karte hai - https://t.co/pkaft2P4Xx
RapidLeaksIndia: ‘Mastizaade': Crude, crass, unimpressive: https://t.co/MWsA4fOegM #Mastizaade #SunnyLeone #TussharKapoor #Riteish https://t.co/Hnm9bSYhEE
Rahulrautwrites: I would suggest you to watch #SaalaKhadoos. #Mastizaade is a waste of time and money.
pawanism_dnk: #Bollywood #Mastizaade - 2/5 #saalakhadoos - 3/5
nony_garg: #Mastizaade I didn't liked the movie.
naresh4098: #Mastizaade: Anything has been done and created to make it look funny! Stupidity personified!
Muazzam_Beg: Instead of boycotting movies of @imsrk_ and @amirkhan people should boycott shameful movies like #KyaaKoolHainHum3 & #Mastizaade
mrigankgaurav: 'Awful' is an understatement for this movie. ... ... #Mastizaade https://t.co/3vOkgSmEBc
kushdedhia: As expected, both the S3x comedies are utter crap and bullshit. Come on make some better movies. #KyaaKoolHainHum3 #Mastizaade
kedarj1111: I would like to bet anybody who will watch full Mastizade movie without forwarding. Bet of 500rs.:p:/:/:/:/:/:/
kanhaiyak0591: there is no masti in @mastizade.... @time waste movie
Jansatta: Mastizaade movie review: फिल्म में सनी लियोनी के खूबसूरत शरीर के अलावा और कुछ भी नहीं https://t.co/2NfEoSf0Gc
iam_Dev_: Mastizaade could have easily been named Sastizaade!
i2kamini: Mastizaade movie are very bad. Only Waste your money n time. Plz don't waste your time.
Gurmatpal: #Mastizaade 2/5 (full of vulgar and double meaning jokes but lacks good story)
FitoorMera: #KyaKoolHaiHum3 and #Mastizaade add up to the long list of disgusting hindi sex comedy movies. Just Terrible!
deepuzoomout: #Mastizaade is soo bad that u can't even watch it till sunny leone's introduction @SunnyLeone
DeepikazWarrior: Tushaar Kapoor ! ..His Father Jitendra must be ashamed of him #KyaaKoolHainHum3 #Mastizaade
Croco_Dial: With respect to Mastizaade even Grand Masti is Oscar worthy..Yes it's that bad..!! #Mastizaade
creativepagal: Mastizaade Review: Unfunny And Flat, Go Only If You Plan To Lech At Sunny Leone https://t.co/pMnALeSsSr via @ScoopWhoop
celebsum_in: Anything can be done to drag the stupidity to this level to make this look more funny. #Mastizaade
BLoGGeR_BoL: Mastizaade: A Foolish Attempt in the Genre!!! 0 https://t.co/eknsmY64ua
BeingShiva_: As i said earlier #Mastizaade will be a flop like #KKHH3
Ashwinipande: #Mastizade One of the worst movie i have seen ever , i dont knw wht our censor board is doing, pathetic @NihalaniPahlaj @arunjaitley
Annu__k: Mastizaade was such a vulgar movie
Aleem_PTI: Plxxxx don't watch Mastizaade if u ain't 18 yet... #JustAdvising tussi keri sunn lainy aye
Akshay_indore: I think #KKHH3 and #Mastizade choosed wrong date to release. 1st crushed by #Airlift 2nd on its way.
Ajeeb_Daastaan: mastizaade Itni chutiya lagi interval m Hi nikal gaya m, life m 2nd time interval m movie chora hu
Aanya_Varun: #Mastizaade 3rd Class Crap Movie */5 Headache -,,-
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Comments (6)
The few words of preview from Meetu above are worth saving. Whenever a garbage from Kashyap and co comes out, the same text could be easily copy-pasted.
To single out a film based on its contents is poor "reviewing" technique. Porn comedies have their target audience just as poverty reality stricken gangs of garbage have their limited target audience.
There are adult magazines, there are adult jokes, there are adult videos, ... so why not adult films. I prefer such outright obvious stuff that do not hide anything (pun intended) compared to the sexual filth spewn by YRF and Dharma films that are lapped up by all under the guise of liberalization, freedom of expression and what not. Worst those YRF and Dharma films mislead people by promoting their films as family films and then come the cringe moments when one is watching it with family across generations and those kind of scenes flare up the screen. So it is 100 times better to have Mastizaades to release one's pent up feelings and laugh on innuendos rather than have such innuendos disguised under a social family film.
So: okay if you don't enjoy such films Meetu, fair enough. But I would prefer that you come out so openly against all sex exploitation whether it is in Jab Tak Hai Jaan kind of films or Shuddh Desi Romance kind of films or Bombay Velvet kind of films - and not be hypocritical like the award wapsi gangs with selective outburst against sexploitation done by a select few (read Ekta or Milap).
" prefer such outright obvious stuff that do not hide anything (pun intended) compared to the sexual filth spewn by YRF and Dharma films that are lapped up by all under the guise of liberalization, freedom of expression and what not." ~ lapped up by a very limited audience since the multiplex era of the mid 2000's and the audience continues to diminish, as evident by the distribution disaster Dilwale and the downfall of the wannabe SRK Shahid Kapoor.
Like any other genre, sex comedies too need to be well made films that are good enough to tickle the funny bone in order to get success. Grand Masti managed that and so did Delhi Belly. KKHH3 and Mastizaade failed on this count and hence have flopped. The author's reviewing techniques have gone from bad to worse, as evident by the blasphemous review of Bombay Velvet which was a lot more nauseating than my deleted comment on the Dilwale review for the most stupid and frivolous reason I'v ever come across.
@Anuj: I agree that sex comedies must be well made (like any other genre). Should have a strong story line, and a good star-cast. Several commercially successful Hollywood films testify to that, and our very own Shaukeen with Ashok Kumar, Utpal Dutt and A K Hangal is another example, and the evergreen British Carry On series or Benny Hill episodes are a testimony to how successful such films could be. None of that (story, good star cast) being present in both the most recent porncoms, obvious reason for their failure.
But shooting out adult films just because they are adult content based, in my opinion, is incorrect. I would not have seen any of those 2 films, but there is an audience out there for such films. So what's wrong to have such films.
And the most annoying part is that when some cuss words are used in an arty film it is appreciated and the same cuss words are used in porncoms then they are sneered at by almost always the same people. This I find as sheer hypocrisy. As I said, I prefer knowing what to expect so that I make the choice to watch it or skip it rather than have incorrect expectations - walk in the theatre - and then get highly cringeworthy moments to sit through.
"And the most annoying part is that when some cuss words are used in an arty film it is appreciated and the same cuss words are used in porncoms then they are sneered at by almost always the same people. This I find as sheer hypocrisy"~ very well said. Omkara & GOW come to mind straight away (not that they were bad films imo)
@Fan "To single out a film based on its contents is poor "reviewing" technique"
- What else does a review do if not base its opinion on content?
- I don't have a problem with cuss words. I am averse to the crass way in which everything is talked about in such films. I don't like such articles or jokes either. Now, what you and I find crass might be very subjective, so there is going to be a difference in opinion.
I was okay with the crassness in Delhi Belly but not so in the trailers of Grand Masti or Mastizaade or even the Hangover series.
That is just the way it is.
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