wogma rating: Don't bother (?)
Does racism really need promotion? How does it make sense to unite people from the sub-continent and have them alienate themselves from the world that they are living in? Don't take movies so seriously, you say? Then movies should stop taking on serious issues!Read more
The movie claims that all whites love to hate all browns. So, all browns hate all whites right back! First, the claim is not true. Don't tell me whites and browns don't befriend each other at all. Second, given that racism does exist, does it need any more fodder?
Way too many characters have been inserted just for the sake of representing a stereotype, including the Bangladeshi who takes a beating or is ignored all the time. Merely perfunctory. The motivation behind each character's metamorphosis is just a supposedly powerful, however clichéd, dialogue. Barring 2-3 funny lines, the rest are either lame, preachy, boring or all of the above.
The story is a run-of-the-mill underdog story. No surprises there, the promos said it all. Also, as it says in so many words, it serves an "us vs. them" agenda, rather than a story of the underdogs. I am open to being aware of injustice done to people elsewhere, but I couldn't sympathize with the characters here. The screenplay consciously follows a pattern. Comic scene followed by emotional scene followed by a lighter one and repeat. The pattern doesn’t have rhythm. They do not flow into each other, they chop into each other.
Was there any editing at all? I mean other than that necessary to join one scene to the other? I can recall at least 3 scenes that only served the purpose of giving John Abraham more screen time. And a few such scenes for Boman Irani, and almost all of Bipasha Basu's scenes.
John seems to have added to his range of expressions. I enjoyed his attitude in the first few scenes that had him. But later, it wore off. Boman was made to yell and overact on occasion. Anyways his character was not strong enough to make me care. Bipasha - well she had no character at all. Oops...that was not how I meant it to come out, but you know what I mean. A non-male is needed in a story for it to sell, so we spend on her make-up and clothes. Who has extra money or time to spend on her characterization, etc? Let's just make her giggle and smile it out.
A sports movie has tremendous scope for the cameraman. Especially a game with fast movements, like football. But the opportunity is not utilized to the fullest. We get nothing spectacular. Not to mention that the football action scenes are unsuccessful at deception - it is all too plain that there were stunt doubles. And the non-football field scenes are shabbily shot.
The music and lyrics are below average too. In fact, realizing that Javed Akhtar wrote, "Hey dude, don't mess with me" for a team that doesn't believe in itself is sad. However, Choreography of "billo" is nice.
But, these are only means to an end. The movie wouldn't have worked, even if the various departments of movie making were handled well. Sports movies in India are generally made around invoking some kind of patriotism. I am not saying they should stop doing that. But, why would I care about some county league in England for goodness sake!? My patriotism is not nudged by the woes of "browns" settled abroad for their personal progress. Don't get me wrong, I most certainly have nothing against people migrating. In fact, there is no learning better than exposure to a different way of living. But, the immigrants choose to live there for a purpose and the positives do outweigh the negatives.
A huge percentage of South Asians staying abroad will identify with the movie. And I don't have such a romantic view of the world that I would deny the existence of racism. But, the world portrayed here is the imagery that lives in closed minds. By the minds that enjoy nurturing the "oooh-look-at-me-I-am-marginalised" feeling. How many people from this population who are doing well in their lives complain about racism? How many of the people who are not doing well would do well if they were in their countries? Ironically, you see an ad featuring Shah Rukh Khan on a UK street - which means people who recognize him are a big enough and important mass.
Is the aim to reduce the racism or to fan it further? Sports many-a-time borders on war in real life. Do we need movies to do that too?
- meeta, a part of the audience
Thumbs up, by Rachel Fernandes, Business of Cinema : ...Performances are good and every one fits into the roles carved out for them... full review
Thumbs up, Intermission, The Bookeazy Blog : ...Good performances by John, Arshad and Boman... full review
So-So, by Naresh Kumar Deoshi, Apun Ka Choice : ...Dear Mr. Agnihotri, admitted that racism exists in the UK. But you show it in extremes in your movie.... full review
So-So, by Taran Adarsh, IndiaFM : ...If the first hour is strictly okay, the pendulum swings in its favour in the second hour -- in the last 20 minutes, to be precise... full review
So-So, by Praveen Lance Fernandes, indiatimes : ...The chemistry between Bipasha and John just seems forced.... full review
So-So, Indicine : ...Whats that weird item number doing in the movie?... full review
So-So, by Sreeram Ramachandran, M TV : ...The story is cliched, but not entirely ineffective or boring.... full review
So-So, by Anupama Chopra, NDTV : ...Curiously enough, a film that comments against racism has no qualms in indulging in reverse racism itself.... full review
So-So, by Ashok Nayak, Now Running.com : ...Arshad Warsi has the meatiest role and he is brilliant throughout.... full review
So-So, by Hanumant Bhansali, Radio Sargam : ...A laterally good job compared to his first film Chocolate... full review
Thumbs down, by Anand Vaishnav, Buzz18 : ...None of the 'strategies' shown in the film have any logic and have little to do with real life sport.... full review
Thumbs down, by Vedavyasa Bhat, DearCinema : ...The movie is just too long and with a flurry of kicks, tackles and goals, you soon lose count and track of which match is being won or lost.... full review
Thumbs down, by Martin D'souza, Glamsham.com : ...Bad move Vivek. If you are making a movie on soccer, first understand the game.... full review
Thumbs down, by Khalid Mohamed, Hindustan Times : ...Also on the letdown fronts, count the unbelievably hammy performance by Boman Irani as a washed-out coach... full review
Thumbs down, by Rajeev Masand, IBN Live : ...never once do you get the feeling that any one of them actually loves the game. They don't deserve to win!... full review
Thumbs down, by Natteri Adigal, merinews : ...The film is only notable for the great opportunities it had and it lost.... full review
Thumbs down, by Raja Sen, Rediff : ...this film is a complete and utter drag, and a case in point against thoughtless derivative sports films... full review
Thumbs down, by Sonia Chopra, Sify Movies : ...A rousing song later, they suddenly become superlative players.... full review
Thumbs down, by Nikhat Kazmi, Times of India : ...The script simply doesn’t rise above the clichés and lets down the actors who just can’t bend your emotions.... full review
Thumbs down, Upper Stall : ...Apart from the script, a major problem also lies in the casting... full review
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Wasnt THAT bad.. I would say somewhere between 2 - 2.5
Some people genuinely enjoyed it.. The Manchester united scene before the interval was really great!
[...] at Without Giving the Movie Away is supremely disappointed at this attempt at highlighting racism and feels Bollywood should stop tackling serious [...]
i love goal and john and arshad. they rok like hell. in our skool, we had sports day and the school soccer team did a few tricks on the song of goal, HEY DUDE! ISNT THAT COOL??!! i really wanna watch it.
all the people who dont like it are lame!
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