wogma rating: Watch if you have nothing better to do (?)
A crazy plotline of the 80s where Seeta meets Geeta or not. An unbelievable journey of a simpleton from shame to fame - where coincidences rule! An unsuccessful attempt at a comedy, but I guess a successful one at slapstick.Read more
"Houston, we have a problem" A huge problem.
We are losing Ranvir Shorey to the big, bad world and...fast.
Ranvir is 'Chopstick' who's a Feng Shastra specialist, and sells good luck amulets too. He'll do anything for every penny to get his daily bread. But, he's not entirely heartless. Looks like a nice gray character which Ranvir can do full justice to, right? Uhh...Friendly reminder: we have the heart-throb of the "masses", Akshay Kumar playing a simpleton, the village chowk fool, in this movie too. By definition, the entire cast HAS to speak at least 20 decibel levels above acceptable. And therein lies the problem. Ranvir, who can convey so much just by his eyes, let alone body language, is made to look like the comic filler found in every other slapstick.
I guess slapstick has a role in entertainment. But, then can't there be something fresh, something that makes you roll on the floor laughing, literally. Sure, there are a few lines scattered around that are witty and bring a smile. But then every element of a 'masala' entertainer is like a punctuation for the next element. It' like the scriptwriter/director went -
Oye! 19 minutes since we had an emotional scene. Time for one. Plug it in. OR/AND Oh no! actors have too much glycerin, can't have the audience crying for too long. Where's that crotch joke we played 5 minutes ago? Will be perfect here. AND/OR Oopsie-doopsie-poopsie...haven't had an action sequence in a while. Editor dear, let's put one in, right before this lovey-dovey song. So on and so forth...
There would've been a miniscule amount of grace if any of these elements worked at least by themselves. But, na-ah. A smile here, a smile there. A good laugh with a hard slap on the forehead at the pointless predictability of it all.
True, the action sequences and ensuing computer gimmickry are ght. A couple of 'wows' for Deepika Padukone's karate hu-aa. But that's in absolute terms. Relatively, an evening out with Matrix's Trinity and Kung Fu Panda might give a better dose of action, comedy and cuteness!
There's something about Deepika that doesn't seem right. She looks alright, nothing overly charming or beautiful. But not 'the girl next door' either. She's not completely blank but is still going through the motions. Who am I kidding? There is really no character(s) under whose skin she could let her talent(?) grow and show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah...time to give credit where it's due. Yep! There were a couple of things I liked. Akshay Kumar's character, Sidhu is extremely consistent. There's no point where the event of the moment inspired him to grow brains. The way the character grew gradually didn't seem out of place or sudden.
Like with Nikhil Advani's earlier venture Salaam-e-ishq, I found the tiny spoof-type sub-plots interesting. There are these infomercials which pop up every once in a while. A comment on blind faith is made in passing. I'm curious how such issues make their way into an absolute crazy caper. Anyway too little, too late. This is all completely lost in the pure non-sense that the plot, the script, and the screenplay are. Yep, you are right! What more could I have expected!?
- meeta, a part of the audience
Thumbs up, by Sampurn, real bollywoood : ...Akshay Kumar makes you laugh, cry and cheer for him but then again he is let down by an average script.... full review
Thumbs up, SantaBanta.com : ...The film doesn't really end up being the joy ride it promises to be.... full review
Thumbs up, by Sonia Chopra, Sify Movies : ...Chandni Chowk to China makes one realise why Akshay Kumar has a space in the industry that no one can tally... full review
So-So, by Daliya Ghose, Bollywood Mantra : ...The film is overloaded with action, drama, songs and one of the plus points of the film is that it grips your attention throughout... full review
So-So, by Abhishek Mande, Buzz18 : ...ou'd be happier watching the reruns of Welcome, Namastey London and Singh is Kinng on television.... full review
So-So, by Martin D'souza, Glamsham.com : ...It's buffoonery all the way, as you are made to suspend your grey matter.... full review
So-So, by Rajeev Masand, IBN Live : ...But what sticks with you when you leave the cinema after a screening of Chandni Chowk To China is the feeling of fatigue that comes from being trapped in an elevator for hours.... full review
So-So, by Gaurav Malani, indiatimes : ... The screenplay is crammed with clichés and conveniences.... full review
So-So, by Anupama Chopra, NDTV : ...Advani and his writer Shridhar Raghavan in an attempt to give us a full-on entertainer sacrificed logic, plausibility, characterisation and even coherence.... full review
So-So, by Ashok Nayak, Now Running.com : ...Akshay Kumar in the stereotypical role of clownery act fails to strike the right cord.... full review
So-So, SmasHits.com : ...Akshay takes the entire movie on his strong shoulders.... full review
So-So, by Harshita Kohli, StarBoxOffice : ...The comedy in the film is forced and it almost looks stupid as opposed to entertaining or hilarious.... full review
So-So, by Filmbear, Upper Stall : ...The story is simplistic and is a mashup of Seven Samurai (or Sholay if you please) and Kung-Fu Panda with some not so-unique Bolly tracks thrown in... full review
So-So, by Ashwini Kumar, Zee News : ...Even if you avoid looking at the technical flaws, there are serious problems with direction.... full review
Thumbs down, by N K Deoshi, Apun Ka Choice : ...Making a good no-brainer requires brains.... full review
Thumbs down, by Baradwaj Rangan, Blogical Conclusion, The New Sunday Express : ...Nikhil Advani’s Chandni Chowk to China is so crammed with nudge-nudge memories from the masala era that you could entertain yourself simply with a guessing game about the various references.... full review
Thumbs down, by Sanjay Ram, Business of Cinema : ...CC2C is a colossal waste of resources, talent, time and money.... full review
Thumbs down, by Udita Jhunjhunwala, DNA : ...I might have been put off hakka noodles and chilli potatoes for life - and I blame director Nikhil Advani,... full review
Thumbs down, by Khalid Mohamed, Hindustan Times : ...Deepika Padukone looks fairly good, acts fairly bad.... full review
Thumbs down, by Raghav Ramaiah, IMDB : ...2009 for Bollywood has definitely started off on a real bad note with CC2C totally disappointing the audience... full review
Thumbs down, by Taran Adarsh, IndiaFM : ...Nikhil Advani pays homage to Ramesh Sippy's movies by merging SHOLAY and SEETA AUR GEETA.... full review
Thumbs down, Indicine : ...Akshay Kumar himself claimed recently that the movie lacks sense.... full review
Thumbs down, by Mayank Shekhar, Mumbai Mirror : ...The theatre remains dispassionately quiet.... full review
Thumbs down, by Nita Jatar Kulkarni, Now Running.com : ...Chandni Chowk To China is disappointing. A mad film can carry itself along if it is tumultuous enough and funny enough, but this one isn't.... full review
Thumbs down, by Subhash K Jha, Now Running.com : ... If this film had been shot anywhere in the world, it would've been just as bland and fatuous... full review
Thumbs down, by Jahan Bakshi, Now Running.com : ...Chandni Chowk To China moves so arbitrarily and randomly that none of the characters are established well enough for them to form any emotional connect with the audience.... full review
Thumbs down, by Ashu Bhai, Passion for Cinema : ...it’s a cult classic that will be spoken about at underground trashy film communities.... full review
Thumbs down, Passion for Cinema : ...The new way of reviewing in a downturn is by not watching the movie. It’s more efficient. You save money and time.... full review
Thumbs down, by Goher Iqbal Punn, Radio Sargam : ...Made with a whopping budget of Rs. 80 crores, the film lacks oomph factor.... full review
Thumbs down, by Raja Sen, Rediff : ...Chandni Chowk To China is a disastrous overbudget mess... full review
Thumbs down, SearchIndia.com : ...If you thought Akshay Kumar’s previous film Singh is Kinng was bad, Chandni Chowk to China is ugly beyond your wildest fears.... full review
Thumbs down, by Nikhat Kazmi, Times of India : ... Real potato heads we must be, for wondering why nothing tickles our funny bone when you get kick assed in Chandni Chowk... full review
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