Tees Maar Khan - Review

wogma rating: Watch if you have nothing better to do (?)
quick review:

Tees Maar Khan makes me admire Farah Khan (Director) and Shirish Kunder (writer) for how they choose not to take anything seriously, themselves first. But, they are sniggering amongst themselves. It's one thing to laugh at anything and everything from - the umbilical cord to patriotism - and it's a whole other thing NOT TO make us laugh with them. So obnoxious is the film along with its stars Akshay Kumar and Katrina Kaif that the subtle points that Tees Maar Khan seems to make, come across as completely accidental.



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Wogma Review

As hard as it is to believe, Tees Maar Khan subtly remarks about the state of the country. National treasure being passed on from the administrative authorities to thugs. What else is it, if it is not a commentary, when the same thugs make a mockery of the law and order system - standing smack in the middle of a courtroom? All this by a "con artist" pulling off a heist almost as if he has the blessings of the police. Trying to make sense out of the non-stop chaos that the rest of the film is, these subtleties may seem like accidents. But, you have to give this one to them. Using a village full of village fools as representatives, the filmmakers are certainly pointing a big fat finger at us, the audience who laps up this stuff in the name of masala.

I didn't grow up watching Keislowski and Fellini. Far from it. I was brought up to love masala-makers turned filmmakers. I laughed and cried with the actors and the characters they played. Then too, it was a world ruled by stars. But now I laugh with contempt and weep at only one person - me. A part of the audience.

How and when did definition of masala entertainment change from a coherent story to a broadly set-up plot strung together with the most plainly written sub-sequences? When did strong romantic undercurrent transform into Sheila romancing her own jawaani or the hero overtly and superficially caring about her modesty? The only thing that seems to have come through the decades is the random breaking into song and dance. Oh well, Jai Ho?

I agree Katrina Kaif played the annoying bimbo to perfection, but then, was it acting at all? I don't mean this as an insult, I just question her choice of a role. I cannot even bring myself to comment on Akshay Kumar's loud utterances of words that seem to be getting at a sentence. Because most of the time, he's either saying "ta...f ki izzat ..something..tees maar khan...something..." or is just narrating what's going to happen in the story in the next 20 minutes.

Incidentally the word "tawaif" (haaaw, I said it!) is beeped out as per censor requirements. And I think Farah Khan has the last laugh on this one because what we end up hearing is "beeeep..f..ki izzat..." That one cracked me up. And a couple of other jokes.

I know you are supposed to laugh at the silliness. But I demand that the silliness be funny not lame. I'd like to respect the woman (Farah) for making a film, it's a difficult process, I admit. But, I'd like a little respect in return, for my sense and sensibility.

- meeta, a part of the audience

Parental Guidance:

  • Violence: A couple of mild fist-fights
  • Language: A couple of innuendoes and the word tawaif bleeped out to "....f...."
  • Nudity & Sexual content: skimpily clad Katrina Kaif
  • Concept: Robinhoodish, I guess
  • General Look and Feel: bright and seriousness is a joke.

Detailed Ratings (out of 5):

  • Direction: 1
  • Story: 0.5
  • Lead Actors: 1
  • Character Artists: 1
  • Dialogues: 1.5
  • Screenplay: 0.0
  • Music Director: 2.5
  • Lyrics: 3

Tees Maar Khan - Movie Details

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Director: Farah Khan
Cast: Akshay Kumar, Katrina Kaif, Akshaye Khanna and Salman Khan
Rating: Two and a half ( **1/2)
Advice: Akshaye Khanna saves the film from being banal and keeps you tickled through the film. Watch it for him and some good naach gaana.


@haulerz99 my sympathies. next time you know where to check before booking your tickets :D

@Sudhir a thousand apologies sir. i did say sorry to them and my readers (holding ears and all), unfortunately it stayed in my head. In the rush to catch the next two films, got left out from the review. will take mucho care next time :P

@Narayan please to check this review against http://wogma.com/movie/om-shanti-om-review/


Nothing. It make me more upset even thinking about it as most of the actors are my favourite and they have done the worst acting in whole there carrer just for the sake of money.

Tees maar khan review:

The role, the story, the direction, the actors not with enough importance, the music except two song mentioned above, the cinemetography, the camera angle, the dialouges except few of akshay kumars one. Non of the dialouges make sense as akshay is not even shown dashing once to say that kind of dialouges. I didnt like the way farah khan thought about the audiance coz film is made for our entertainment and not for our mental torture. we can clearly see her intenstion behind this movie. She made a low budget film coming on x-mas to make good chunk of profit and increase her bank balance.

Tees Maar Khan:

I think you are too kind on this movie. Very silly movie. Reminds me of Wayans Bros. movies. They make those for mentally challenged people :)


@Tees maar Khan ha ha ha ha.

@kaka hopefully our uproar will change things.

@Lucky and @Aditi you've seen the 'sheila ki jawani' video, you've seen the film :)

sapphire sourcings:

good movie worth watching.. stop piracy

Gallina India:

Movie was not bad. Watched movie like paisa wasool

Faisal India:

It was a nice movie.

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