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Kites

wogma rating: Watch when on TV (?)
quick review: Lovely locales are shot and edited beautifully and set to some very nice background music. But the story doesn't fly that high. The twists and turns are mere ploys to get to an end that was decided before the first chapter was written.
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60 reviewers have given Kites an average rating of 1.9/5.0 (?)

13 yays
28 nays
19 so-so

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Thumbs up by Stefan S, A Nutshell Review ...The revelation of the film though, as I mentioned, still belonged to the charismatic presence of Barbara Mori, who is likely to gain plenty of adoring fans from the Indian continent ... full review

So-So by Noyon Jyoti Parasara, AOL INDIA ...In the entire story of ‘Kites’ the importance of language or the insignificance of it in true love never surfaces as the strongest element of the film. ... full review

Thumbs up by Nikhil Kumar, Apun Ka Choice ...The real strength of ‘Kites’ lies not in its story, but in the flourish with which director Anurag Basu presents it on the screen.... full review

Thumbs down by Baradwaj Rangan, Blogical Conclusion, The New Sunday Express ...The culprit is the romantic track. Kites wants us to revel in the amoral adventures of J and Natasha, but when it comes to their love, the film turns utterly (and fatally) moral... full review

Thumbs down by Bobby Sing, Bobby Talks Cinema.com ...How could he even approve of such spineless film with Hrithik Roshan at this crucial time of his career, when all the other major stars of Bollywood are coming up with consistent hits in the recent years. ... full review

Thumbs up by Kara Baer, Bolly Spice ...Anurag's script is very clever and he often sets up scenes that appear to be resolving one way only to flip it around and totally foil the audience's expectations.... full review

So-So by Hina, BollyPlus ...Honestly one of the best performances of Hrithik Roshan. His screen presence mesmerizes you.... full review

So-So by Taran Adarsh, Bollywood Hungama ...Rajesh Roshan's music is strictly okay. The score isn't a patch on this combo's [Rakesh Roshan and Rajesh Roshan] earlier works.... full review

So-So by Daliya Ghose, Bollywood Mantra ...The screenplay was very poor, it was not moving forward and stick to the same point. ... full review

So-So by Saurin Parikh, BookmyShow ...if you’re wondering why Kangana wasn’t shown much in the trailers or pre-release publicity, it’s not because she had a mysterious role. It’s because she has a miniscule role. ... full review

Thumbs down by Jitaditya, Cinemaa Online ...If I have to put a blanket statement, I would say it’s not a great film but far worse films have become blockbusters in recent years. ... full review

Thumbs up desi hits ...Kites is a unique story with a little bit of dancing and a little bit of romance.... full review

So-So by Aniruddha Guha, DNA ...doesn't eventually add much to the drama the way you expect it to... full review

Thumbs down by Partha Pratim, Express-oholic ...Lack of script. Or must I say, total lack of respect for need of any script. ... full review

Thumbs down by Deepa Garimella, fullhyd.com ...a pretty ordinary, formulaic, masala movie... full review

Thumbs up by Martin D'Souza, Glamsham.com ...KITES is a complete entertainer, a first of its kind in Bollywood; a multi-lingual film in Hindi-English and a spattering of Spanish. ... full review

So-So by Pravir, Gomolo.in ...Ayananka Bose’s camerawork is brilliant.... full review

So-So by Mayank Shekhar, Hindustan Times ...The language alone turns it into a cut-piece made neither wholly for Peter, nor quite for Patel.... full review

Thumbs up by Lisa Tsering, Hollywood Reporter ...Despite the extremes of Basu's script and producer Rakesh Roshan's story, Roshan anchors the film with a solid, believable performance and a palpable chemistry with his co-star... full review

Thumbs down by Kaveree Bamzai, india today ...Hritikh movies tend to be Hrithik-porn.... full review

Thumbs down by Mirhir Fadnavis, india.com ...there's the stunning, gorgeous, eye popping cinematography by Ayananka Bose... full review

So-So by Gaurav Malani, indiatimes ...come to think of it, thematically Kites isn’t much different from Rakesh Roshan’s decade-old flick Koyla ... full review

So-So Indicine ...It looked like a conscious effort, on part of the makers, to make the film appeal to the international audience while at the same time having enough in it to keep the Indian audience hooked ... full review

So-So by Kshitij Mehta, J.A.M ...From the very first frame, ’Kites’ screams quality.... full review

Thumbs down by Sanjukta Sharma, Live Mint ...The dialogues will ring false even to a Hindi-movie novice... full review

Thumbs up by Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times ..."Kites" is so heady and naive a brew, it would have been perfect for the silent screen.... full review

Thumbs down by Abhijit Ranade, MH-31 Fun Unlimited ...This is Hritik’s first movie in nearly two years and you wonder why did he spent so much time coming up with this crap movie.... full review

Thumbs down by Sarita Tanwar, MiD DAY ...Despite its short length, the reason why Kites becomes dreary after a point is because of the irrational and sometimes illogical script. ... full review

Thumbs down by Vivek Saynia, Mixed Bag ...The one thing i liked most in the movie was the intermission for then was showed the theatrical promo of the forthcoming movie ‘Raavan’.... full review

Thumbs down Movie Talkies ...The romance between J and Natasha is hardly crackling, except for a few stray moments. ... full review

Thumbs down by Mr Inketi, Mr. Inketis Weblog ...Hrithik Roshan is a good actor no doubt, but as my father put it he has a curse, which makes him do all the wrong movies... full review

Thumbs down by Minty Tejpal, Mumbai Mirror ...music remains average, while the background score is a bit too operatic... full review

So-So by Anupama Chopra, NDTV ...Together they are so luminous that the frame lights up when they are in it. Their crackling chemistry keeps Kites soaring.... full review

Thumbs up by JEANNETTE CATSOULIS, New York Times ...The result is a lovers-on-the-lam blast of pure pulp escapism, so devoted to diversion that you probably won’t even notice the corn.... full review

Thumbs down by Ashok Nayak, Now Running.com ...The story of J and Natasha is very predictable, the pace is slow, the dialogues are cheesy and the editing not quite up to the mark.... full review

Thumbs down by Sujoy, OneKnightStands.net ... I am not exaggerating any bit. It looks like a prolonged advert of Provogue/ John Players [ brands which Hrithik endorses ]... full review

Thumbs down by Atul Chopra, Outlook India ...All the Indian characters are caricatures.... full review

Thumbs down by Namrata Joshi, Outlook India ...The over-oiled, muscular body of Hrithik sports a peek-a-boo Calvin Klein underwear and some sexy tan. Those green eyes shed copious tears, rather fetchingly at that... full review

Thumbs down by ROFL Indian, Passion for Cinema ...The action sequences often appear forced, and seem to be stitched together with their seams standing out like that in a badly thrashed T20 cricket ball in the twentieth over... full review

Thumbs down by Padmaja Thakore, Passion for Cinema ...But these ‘intense’ love stories particularly those that are ‘plot free’ must get one thing right – that the audience root for the lovers right from the outset.... full review

Thumbs down by Khalid Mohamed, Passion for Cinema ...Patangs are mentioned at the beginning of the picture and towards the end credits. Amnesiacally, the aforecited kites are forgotten in the rest of the 14-reeler which is frequently so sloooow-paced that you find yourself drifting away into a siesta.... full review

So-So by Carrie Ricky, philly.com ...Preposterous? Oh, yeah. Preposterously entertaining? You bet.... full review

So-So by Samir Dave, Planet Bollywood ...Anurag Basu’s screenplay (also co-written by Robin Bhatt, Akarsh Khanna, and Rakesh Roshan) is fairly straightforward and avoids the typical Bollywood masala situations... full review

Thumbs down by Great Bong, Random Thoughts of a Demented Mind ...The rest of “Kites” is just hot air, the kind that builds up in your stomach after a big bean burrito.... full review

So-So by Sampurn, real bollywoood ...director Anurag Basu has given the film a gloomy operatic feel and the background score enhances this effect... full review

Thumbs down by Matthew Schneeberger, Rediff ...For a character so central to the story, the lack of detailing affects the second half of the film, because Jay's fate isn't as important to us as it should be.... full review

Thumbs down by Raja Sen, Rediff ...it's a standard-issue Hollywood actioner, laced with bucketloads of tears and overwhelmingly high-octane background score. Actiomelodrama? ... full review

So-So by Shilpa Jamkhandikar, Reuters ...Where the film flags is when the director takes the spotlight away from his main characters and concentrates on lengthy action scenes and Indian actors speaking in bad American accents.... full review

Thumbs up by Mick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle ...This is opera... full review

Thumbs up by Sonia Chopra, Sify Movies ...For all the hype about the explicit scenes, the movie’s tame by today’s standards. And quite dignified, too (no excessive body shots when the heroine’s wearing a bikini).... full review

So-So by K N Gupta, SmasHits.com ...Barabara Mori gels well with his chemistry, but still falls far short of our desi-turned-international filmi hero. ... full review

Thumbs up by Janhvi Patel, StarBoxOffice ...Kangna Ranaut has a special appearance and manages to looks pretty and dance fairly well. There is nothing new about her psychotic and unstable character which she plays with ease.... full review

Thumbs up by K K Rai, STARDUST ...Hrithik Roshan, who plays the character of Jai in the flick, looks great but fails to meet his own standards set in Yashraj Films’ ‘Dhoom.’... full review

Thumbs down by Roy Daniel D’Silva, The Friday Freak ...The only saving grace of the movie is Barbara Mori, who has a much stronger character than her lover, J. ... full review

So-So by David Chute, The Village Voice ...Even with the lights of the Vegas Strip forming a gauzy halo behind his tousled head, Roshan is a master at low-keying his enormous charm and shrugging off his blinding handsomeness.... full review

Thumbs up by Bruce DeMara, thestar.com ...Anurag Basu does an admirable job of keeping it fresh, sustaining the tension of the chase and allowing the love to blossom ... full review

So-So by Nikhat Kazmi, Times of India ...But hey, do they make out? Not really, unless you call Barbara yakking relentlessly in Spanish as sexy or Hrithik stitching up her arm beneath the rocks as romantic. ... full review

Thumbs down by The ThirdMan, Upper Stall ...Hrithik is efficient enough but not spectacular, defeated as he is by the script. Still, it is credible he opted to play a character like this.... full review

Thumbs down by SpiceZee Bureau, ZEENEWS.COM ...Much Ado About Nothing. ... full review

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Comments (39)

Bollyfan:

To borrow from a friend's twitter feed...

Hrithik calls Kites Truly World Cinema...Truly=whatever papa says; world=barbara mori+some gora extras; cinema=shot by a camera.

:D

Free Article Directory:

It seems to be a great movie with awesome dance from Bollywood's best dance.

meetu:

@Bollyfan Haven't our movies made us into major cynics!

Rahul:

Here is a review of the film I found (via IMDB)

http://showbizcafe.com/en/reviews/kites/403

Leaving the review aside, I am excited for this movie. Rakesh Roshan might not make path breaking movies, but he does make them very enjoyable. However, it is the prospect that Anurgag Basu at the helm of affairs that excites me - he is not known to make "proper masala movies".

Let's see what we get - I do anticipate an immensely enjoyable affair at least.

meetu:

@Rahul my problem is with the expectations the hype creates. Sometimes I feel bad for the films, since it is not possible to beat the expectations, even if otherwise it would have been good....

Rahul:

@meetu - There have been very good movies which have gone unnoticed (commercially) because of a lack of hype.

I have no idea as to the amount of TV time the trailers are currently enjoying in India so I do not know whether they have overdone it. Regardless, a Hrithik movie after 2.5 years was going to create a lot of hype anyways. The fact that it is a home production (brilliant commercial track record) only serves to add to the amount of expectations. Add a critically accliamed director in the mix and you know where we are heading.

In short - expectations are (and were bound to be) sky high.

That said, I personally believe that with such foundations if you are not able to deliver a good product which meets the audience's expectations you have failed at your task. If the movie is good, it will succeed.

meetu:

@Rahul "Everything in moderation" would be asking for too much, I guess. Its the excess that creates excessive expectations. I see and here Hrithik everywhere advertising Provogue and listening to songs of "Kaho no pyaar hai" on radio. Could easily get overwhelming if expectations are not in check.

ReviewGang:

There is a reason so much hype is generated by filmmakers. Bulk of the profits are made in the first 1-2 weeks run in multiplexes. Hype helps tremendously in that

meetu:

@Reviewgang I'm not saying they do it without reason, all I'm saying is it increases expectations which might ruin a film for someone who might otherwise liked it.

Rahul:

Had to post this - TOI rips it apart.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Entertainment/Movie-Reviews/Hindi/Kites/articleshow/5948562.cms

meetu:

@Rahul and i've done pretty much the same. And i concede, for this one, the expectations won't make a good film seem ok. It will most likely, just disappoint the people who expected magnificence.

Rahul:

Must say I am uber disappointed - I was expecting much, much more. Ah well - I think I will still watch it. Am home for the summer - need something to watch. :P

meetu:

I know many people will watch it in theaters despite the "o-kay" reviews. Go right ahead and let us know what you think.

Wardhaman:

I think I'll skip this movie now... may be I'll wait for the official DVD to release and then watch it... @meetu: how about wathing it on DVD...at least is it worth that?

meetu:

@Wardhaman good call. Hmmm...yeah it might be a one time lazy Sunday watch. Especially if you have a good sized TV with a decent sound system.

Jitaditya:

Just as was being expected...For Bollywood going international means shooting out there, like them and with them...now, why should the Goras pay to watch this when they have seen such sleek car chases and stunts umpteenth times in their films....

Anyway I think the Indian audience will still lap it up just like they did with Dhoom 2...

moviebhakt:

So, the wait for a decent film this year becomes longer. Even though I always make it a point to wait for the reviews of hyped/over-hyped films, this time, I was getting a bit carried away. Good that the tickets were sold out and I couldn't book them :).
Hopefully, Rajneeti will be a decent film... in fact, a must-watch (am I getting carried away again??? :P)

Rahul:

@meetu:

If it is still in the cinemas by the time I get home, I will watch it. :P

sarada:

hi meetu watched the movie yesterday and must say your review is perfect.The screenplay(especially the second half)was dissapointing.Both Hritik and Barbara look gud, apart from that there's nothing in the movie.people in the theater were actually laughing by the time end credits rolled.Throughly dissapointed to know that it took them two yrs to cum up with such a film.
Felt sorry for Kangana who was wasted in the film.But i guess people like me(htitik fans) will still go to watch the movie as its holiday season and not much competition for this film in the next 2 weeks.

lost in confusion:

I'm a bit confused. It is getting fair reviews abroad, while "not so great" reviews in India. Is it specifically meant for the foreign audience or what?

J:

@ Meetu.. Go to hell.. u don hav a taste.. or mayb u r frustated with life..
Kites is awesome.. Full of positiev energy.. Awesome music.. dance.. spanish is sexy.. mori is hot.. hrithik is superb.. Las Vegas is awesome.. Nice movie overall..

Dattaprasad Godbole:

@J(uncle-MIB-wale): bas itna bolo naa ki tum ko pasand aayi, yeh meetu ko kos rahe ho. Yeh galat hai, get well soon, mamu.

@meetu: Thank God, I don't have a TV. Hype se bach gaya. But jab story se jyada, Barbara aunty pe focus ho (public-city me) toh kuch naa kuch locha hona hi maangta naa.

Dattaprasad Godbole:

@J(uncle-MIB-wale):[Correction] bas itna bolo naa ki tum ko pasand aayi, yeh meetu ko KYUN kos rahe ho? Yeh galat hai, get well soon, mamu.

meetu:

@Jitaditya this once, i think this won't happen. I present Drona and Blue as evidence.

@moviebhakt i think the trick would be not to expect anything at all and just go with the flow.

@lost in confusion is it? Will do a complete rundown on Monday, so we'll know.

@Dattaprasad thank you ;) But what's with uncle-MIB-wale?

lost in confusion:

@meetu: So far, it surely seems that we Indians weren't the target audience. Most of those I know are saying that it is not recommendable.

And regarding great reviews abroad, my observation there is based on Hrithik's tweets.

alfy:

KITES movie, finally the long wait for Hrithik Roshan fans is over. With this action packed romantic thriller, Hrithik Roshan has made his debut in Hollywood. Kites movie story is not different, we have already seen many films on this very own concept. What that makes a difference in this movie is its taking, the action scenes, and the chemistry. Kites music, especially Kites background music has been excellent. Many known reviewers from India is slightly under negative side. But the International reviewers has given Kites good marks, and some of famous English movie sites lauded Hrithik Roshan as ‘a Man with green eyes and near divine looks’! Some question left after viewing is that, “Is this what a common man is looking for in one of the most awaited movies of the year? Isn’t it a responsibility of the makers to entertain us along with these additional added elements in the script? Do we visit the theater only to see some new foreign locations, few good action scenes on the screen and a speedy thriling love (without depth). Kites is visually stunning and makes a sweeping impact, but it totters in its writing department.
Hrithik is unbeatable and that's the truth. Very few actors can rise above the script and Hrithik is one of them. He's the lifeline of this film. Barbara Mori looks perfect for her part, but appears slightly mature at some places. Even though the film is nice comparing the repeadted stuffs in bollywood & one of the best movies released yet. If you are going to watch just go and watch, and be in the film, not be with your friends.

Dattaprasad Godbole:

@meetu: 'uncle MIB wale' ka funda yeh hai ki MIB movie me Will Smith chacha ka naam bhi 'J' hi tha.

meetu:

@lost in confusion, interesting study this could become...

@Dattaprasad, but then why call J, 'uncle MIB wale', you could say, 'dadaji Kites wale', no? :P He'd be so happy!!

Dattaprasad Godbole:

@meetu: Didn't see Kites, yet. Didn't get that Dadaji one... Seriously, is there a character named 'J' in that?

moviebhakt:

Just read today that Barbara memsaab is planning to leave India soon.. Reason?? India is not allowing Kites to soar higher :)
Sahi mein, hum logo ka kuchh nahi ho sakta :P

Samir :

Agree with your review a hundred percent. If I were as analytical and articulate, it could have been written by me.

Jadoo girl:

Hi there :-) this is the first time I've come accross this site. It's simply perrrrfect, will surely spread the word around for those who still want the suspense of the climax. I too recently watched Kites and like everyone else, a tad bit dissappointed with the final product. Of course Hrithik looked like a Greek god descended from the heavens to save a very hot damsel in distress but it felt more like a kid brother looking out for his elder sister. The chemistry level was -40 degrees Celcius, in the scene where they come closer to kiss right outside her apartment, invoked absolutely nothing inside me. Unlike in Dil To Pagal Hain when Shah Rukh Khan finds Madhuri's bangle and invites her closer...aur paas...aur paas...just before they start belting out Dholna. Kites was just too thanda for me inspite of all that smooching.

Then there was the half baked love angle of the lead pair, why exactly did they fall in love and how? This was hardly developed and the entire movie lies on the basis of the true love that 2 people share for each other, forsaking the whole world. Based on that reasoning, the ending of the film is beyond my comprehension. How can I or anyone else connect with the sacrifice Linda/Natassha made?

bach:

I enjoyed this movie, quite nice actually. Yay from me :-)

Gaurang:

overall i like the actors played their roll very well, they have put all the efforts but some places felt uncommon, like suddenly Hritik foll in love with Barbara.

meetu:

@Samir thank you ji!

@Jadoo girl may you live longer and have many many friends :D

@bach that's cool!

@Gaurang oh well to each his own, like we say here.

Dave:

How many reviews do you look at before you decide to pay to see the movie?

meetu:

@Dave well i don't read any reviews before watching a film. I go through them later for the purpose of the 'external reviews' section.

Jessica:

I'm usually not a big fan of this kinds of movies, but I have to say that I like Kites a lot. I was traveling on a reisen malta trip with my friends from India and we decided to watch the movie. I did not expect it, but it was really good. 4 out of 5 from me.

Orkut Scraps:

Movie should be in Hindi, common people couldn't the french language.

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