36 reviewers have given Tashan
an average rating of 1.3/5.0 (?)
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So-So by Subhash K Jha, All Bollywood ...If the bizarre brew of the cunning and the cool holds together it's mainly because of Akshay and Kareena, who create a kaleidoscopic chemistry of crime and no punishment.... full review
Thumbs down by Naresh Kumar Deoshi, Apun Ka Choice ...Three reasons why ‘Tashan’ overcomes your urge to walk out of the theatre – 1) Akshay Kumar. 2) Funny dialogues. 3) Vishal Shekhar’s music.... full review
Thumbs down by Baradwaj Rangan, Blogical Conclusion, The New Sunday Express ...a masala movie is, by definition, pitched over the top, so let’s pitch this way over over-the-top, and instead of shaping our ‘story’ through a masala narrative, let the masala – the songs, the fights, the dialogue, the humour, the style – be the narrative.... full review
Thumbs down by Razeen Shameem, Bolly Spice ...The story is simple and basic, just as it was expected to be. But what was not expected to be was how badly things play out.... full review
Thumbs down by Daliya Daspurkayastha, Bollywood Mantra ...The makers itself do not know what message they are conveying and to whom. The stars are just wasted.... full review
Thumbs up by Sanjay Ram, Business of Cinema ...Though it's a wee bit twisted, it is cleverly scripted... full review
Thumbs down by Abhishek Mande, Buzz18 ...Most sorely missed in Tashan is the chemistry between Akshay and Saif.... full review
Thumbs up by Yasser Usmaan, DearCinema ...The screenplay, specially of the first half is very taut and interesting though he falters in the second half but his dialogues compensates for that... full review
Thumbs down by Angel Rani, Deccan Herald ...Kareena puts all swimsuit rumours to rest and emerges in a two-piece with a how-do-I-look pose. Hot, but a bit anorexic.... full review
Thumbs down by Aniruddha Guha, DNA ...as Tashan unfolds, you realise the makers probably expected every viewer to have the IQ of an imbecile and fathom every hard-to-digest explanation the film offers.... full review
Thumbs up Filmiholic ...This being a YashRaj film, the visuals are, overall, terrific.... full review
Thumbs down by Martin D'souza, Glamsham.com ...I simply say these is ekdum boredom, phillum. T... full review
Thumbs down by Khalid Mohamed, Hindustan Times ...Yours truly rushed to the closest clinic to seek medical attention for depression, brain compression and entertainment regression.... full review
Thumbs down by Rajeev Masand, IBN Live ...Tashan is what you'd describe as a road movie, but one that's going in all the wrong directions.... full review
Thumbs down by Taran Adarsh, IndiaFM ...Instead of coming to the point right away, what the writer does is makes you run in circles and circles.... full review
Thumbs down by Gaurav Malani, indiatimes ... Vaibhavi Merchant’s choreography lacks innovation.... full review
Thumbs down Indicine ...Although the action sequences are interesting at times, why make it so unrealistic?... full review
Thumbs up by Harshita Kohli, indya.com ...For those who loved Yash Raj's earlier action flick Dhoom, Tashan goes a step higher. The fight sequences and Akshay Kumar especially is brilliant.... full review
Thumbs down by Sreeram Ramachandran, M TV ...A waste of all the ingredients needed to make a good, entertaining masala pot-boiler that were present.... full review
Thumbs down by Amit R Agarwal, merinews ......These few questions form the narrative of the story. The biggest question, however, is: Is the audience interested?... full review
So-So Movie Talkies ...nothing more than a stylized revenge drama, with a little bit of romance, long-lost lovers and a funny villain thrown in... full review
Thumbs up by Sunil Chaudhary, MovieWalah ...It's very MTV, Hollywood like and yet not cheesy.... full review
Thumbs down musicNmovies.info ...DONT waste at least your money in theater like I did.... full review
Thumbs down by Anupama Chopra, NDTV ...Tashan is a mind-numbing road trip filled with un-engaging characters.... full review
So-So by Jahan Bakshi, Now Running.com ...But even if the film is a let-down in terms of writing, which is mostly clumsy and inconsistent, lacking any real wit or inventiveness, the cast does manage to keep things somewhat upbeat... full review
Thumbs down by Vivek Kumar, Passion for Cinema ...When a good script is missing and it has holes, then nothing…and I mean nothing…can redeem it, cause the most basic human instinct is one of brains and intelligence.... full review
Thumbs down by Rupak Ghosh, Passion for Cinema ...‘Bull shit…with a cherry on top’.... full review
Thumbs down by Shruti Bhasin, Planet Bollywood ...I was smart enough to shut off my brain before watching the movie and ended up laughing a few times intentionally and unintentionally.... full review
Thumbs down by Hanumant Bhansali, Radio Sargam ...The best part about the movie is its magnetic title – Tashan…No Jashan this time.z... full review
So-So by Sukanya Verma, Rediff ...Tashan moodily swings from the dark alleys of Bhaiyya's savaging and often double-meaning humour to crass exchanges between Bachchan and Pooja to characteristically 'Saif' moments every time he candidly talks to the camera.... full review
So-So by Raja Sen, Rediff ...Anil Kapoor, dipped into the most outrageous wardrobe conceivable, topped off with red-dyed hair and a thick UP accent struggling with English, just shows the actor is game for anything - and still cool enough to carry it off.... full review
Thumbs down SearchIndia.com ...No, Akshay Kumar and Saif Ali Khan are not palliatives either. Hey, there are just no palliatives or redeeming elements in this piece of trash.... full review
So-So by Nikhat Kazmi, Times of India ... this roulette of deceit and upmanship lacks sophistication.... full review
Thumbs down Upper Stall ...The cinematography is adequate but suffers from poor and unimaginative use of the wide angle lens and the usual misuse of Digital Intermediate (DI) giving the film a most synthetic look... full review
So-So by Neha Viswanathan, Within / Without ...I actually enjoyed parts of it.... full review
Comments (35)
I jus hope with the presence of akshay and saif together, it doesnt turn out to be another "Race" experience.
Akshay and Saif were actually pretty good as a team in Main Khiladi... That was of course before Saif's transformation but if they do manage to create the same laughs, I am not complaining.
I was ready to throw up all over while watching Ash pull her pseudo 'girl from the ghetto' act in Dhoom 2. 'Like' how fake and out of place was that?
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like most of the over publicised movies, i think this will also let down its hype and hoopla
I think that's a bit of an over-speculation based solely on the promos :-)
But yeah, looks like its gonna go the way you have stated.
Tashan - Review...
Local anesthesia...to the brain! No ishtyle, No chaaram, no kewl action, no ROFL jhokes (1.5 LOLs, tho)....
> And I could complain about artistic liberties taken, if only there was any art in sight.
ROTFL!!!
- Ashish K.
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oooo.. why didn't i read this revie b4 going to watch this movie on friday ...
For all those fortunate ppl who havent gone to watch it yet .. take my advice.. this movie will give u head ache.. the review posted above is absolutelty correct ..
TASHAN = mental torture, stress, stupid , cheap action , money waste etc
please do not forget to mention about the jet ski in the climax.
You know I am tempted to watch the movie so that I can have fun running it down !!
one of the worst movie i have watched in my life!
akki is being made to fly all over,where ever he wants.
pls people dont waste ur money on this.
come on .. only good location , styling and packaging don't make a good movie.. TASHAN is a pure BUNDLE / BAKWAAS Movie..
If u have any enemy then do gift him TASHAN DVD ... and see the fun... ha ha ha ha
Well...
Finally India has started copying Chinese...at least YR Films does it to the spirit. Mass manufacturing at the cost of Quality. Or perhaps I was unlucky !!!
I saw JBJ on first day and thought it was bad luck that the movie was a Dud. Then...after seeing Tashan, I can feel a trend setting up with YRF going down the dumps if it continues to produce such Trashes. Anil Kapoor has been wasted Big Time...The only consolation is Akshay Kumar's Tashan which brings some solace !!!
Let Aditya Chopra come out of the Rani Mukherjee syndrome and seriously look what is tying his feet to a stone and dragging him down the sea !!!!
i m d big fan of akshay kumar..... if he had worked in this movie... it must b block buster..... wat a attractive name the movie has been given... 'tashan'.....
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I am glad to find a viewer who can see the quirkiness of the movie.It has its weaknesses but is still enjoyable in bits and pieces.
I personally thought the first two hours of the movie were a good entertainer. The ending as mentioned by others was a chaos. I would rate this movie 6.5/10 and is definitely worth watching once.
i don't agree with you guys. Maybe you guys left after the intermission, yeah its slow to start with but after intermission its all great. I loved the movie and will be buying the DVD.
This movie is must watch for everyone.. I can't be the only one on earth to experience the torture...
AKKARI BAKWAAS Movie... THIS MILLINIUM's TORTURE MOVIE... TASHAN nahin TENSION hai...
The best and only reason one has to watch the movie is to know.. AKHIR.. BAKWAAS MOVIE KAISE HOGI..
@Ashish K. - glad i could make you laugh :D
@Suraj Jain - oops! anyway, now you know where to come next time ;)
@ranjith - oh yes! how did i miss that!!? Thanks for including it in your comment. I just couldn't stop my eyes from growing wider when the jet ski appeared.
@Sudhir Nair - you just love doing that, don't you? ;) join the gang!
@sudarshan, akash kaul, sunny - :D
@AF, Pintu - alright then, it is 'to each his own' like always.
itna sub sunke.. kaun jayegaa.. isko dekhne...enjoy ironman..releasing 2 may....
tanshan -bakwas
This movie is a pile of shit. You go with so much hope on a weekend - to watch a YRF banner and a star cast and what you get to see makes you believe, really believe how bad a movie can be made....pile of shit, garbage, nonsense, frustrating, crap are some of the adjectives which come to my mind. This movie will ruin the impression of YRF in people's minds....those who manage to see the movie and survive, will think 10 times before watching the next YRF....Oh man even after 3 days, the thought of watching Tashan unsettles me so much - It was a mad house - Dont waste your time and effort and dont get enticed by publicity and star cast...IT IS REALLY REALLY BAD
TOTAL BAKWAS MOVIE....LOOKIN AT THE PROMOS...THOUGHT THE MOVIE WOULD BE GOOG...BUT,ITS NOT WORTH WATCHIN EVEN ONCE...ONLYBCOZ OF AKSHAY ACTIN,THE MOVIE WAS O.K///OUT OF 10 IT RATE THE MOVIE 4...WASTE OF TIME N MONEY...
Dont want to hurt the feeling of those who were tortured on seeing such crap, but after so many -ve reviews feels like getting a glimpse of this *#+-*#..
Physical torture can be seen lets see what mental torture is........
I was almost going to go, but canceled. Yeah yeah!
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@arpit, Amit, ROCKY - what can we do!? :-|
@mickey - good luck!
@Avnish - good for you! and thanks for the compliment on your blog!!
I have seen the movie Tashan 2 days ago.I really enjoyed it. Action is much better. It is Saif who steals the show with elegant fighting and the speed boat stunt which was spectacular . On the whole, Tashan is an OK watch movie.
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Well,I saw Tashan..but was really bored half way through…
The movie didn’t live up to the expectations of a typical Bollywood fan…
Even, Jannat was not that great…
So, not many good movies coming out of Bollywood lately..
But, I’m really looking forward to Love Story 2050, the sci-fi flick of Priyanka Chopra & Harman Baweja..The promos seem really promising & personally I’m very fond of science fiction movies which are very rare in Bollywood..
AFTER WATCHING THIS TASHAN ...I SAID WAH KYA TASHAN THA DIRECTOR KA FILM KO END KERNE KA.AT LEAST EK WARRNING TO DE DETA ..TAT HEAD PROB PPL SHOULDNT WATCH THIS MOVIE ....AARE YAAR EK EK SARIDON TO DENA CHAHIYE THA.HEY GUYS I REALLY AGREE WITH U ...SUCH A DRAMA PIC I HAD NEVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.LOOK WHO THEY MADE US FOOL BY GIVING SUCH A ATTRACTIVE NAME..TASHAN WHICH I CAN NEVER FORGET THROUGHOUT MY LIFE. GOD FOBID ME PLZ PLZZZZZZZZZZZ STOP CREATING SUCH MOVIES ...N YES LOOK ANIL'S ENGLISH ...DISGUSTING YAAR ...1ST IMPRESSION IS LAST IMPRESSION...HA HA HA ..SAME THING HAPPENED WITH HIM N TASHAN ALSO .FALTOOOOOO
Kareena Kapoor Video Bikini Scene In Tashan
This is the bikini scene video in Tashan that all are raving about !!
http://www.dubbagol.com/Entertainment/Kareena_Kapoors_Bikini_Scene_In_Tashan-1/
...a must see!
I think 1 star is too less for this movie, atlist u have to give 2 or 2 an half . Falak Tak song and Hinglish(Hindi + English) they have use is really awesome
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