Milenge Milenge - External Reviews

wogma rating: Watch when on TV (?)
quick review:

Milenge Milenge is more about the times Kareena Kapoor (Priya) and Shahid Kapoor (Amit) don't meet (Jab they don't meet). Unfortunately, the engaging situations are detailed with lame lines and the good performances are packaged in tacky overalls.

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43 reviewers have given Milenge Milenge an average rating of 0.3/5.0 (?)

1 yays
38 nays
4 so-so

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Thumbs up by Lipika Varma, AOL INDIA ...The minutest detail portraying how and when the two lovers may finally make it by coming close to each other, keeps one engaged and excited.... full review

Thumbs down by Naresh Kumar Deoshi, Apun Ka Choice ...throws in half a dozen doze-worthy songs, abundance of banal dialogues, a bunch of oddball characters, and a very predictable climax to boot. ... full review

Thumbs down by Baradwaj Rangan, Blogical Conclusion, The New Sunday Express ...Just imagine, however, that we were not shown that he had rifled through the confessions in her diary, and that we, along with her, were taken for a ride. How much more powerful the revelation would have been! ... full review

Thumbs down by Bobby Sing, Bobby Talks Cinema.com ...But after its initial hour the movie simply starts following “Serendipity” blindly.... full review

Thumbs down by Prathna Tiwari, Bolly Spice ...It fails to entertain, fails to grasp your attentions, fails to give you any decent performances and just fails all around.... full review

So-So by GZP, BollyPlus ...Direction is not that bad.... full review

Thumbs down by Taran Adarsh, Bollywood Hungama ...With Facebook, Twitter, Google and also cellphones at one's disposal, is it difficult to trace anyone in today's times?... full review

So-So by Daliya Ghose, Bollywood Mantra ...Himesh Reshammiya’s music was just ok. ... full review

Thumbs down by Dhriti Gulvadi, BookmyShow ...The plot of Milenge Milenge, just like their acting in its infant stage, fails miserably to please the audience... full review

Thumbs down by Bollyfan, Cinemaa Online ...Destiny makes a strong comeback through Shiraz Ahmed’s superficial machinations with the script of the John Cusack starrer, Serendipity... full review

Thumbs down by Vikram Raghav, Daily Latest News ...The movie seems serious for a humor and weak for a romantic flick.... full review

Thumbs down by Johnson Thomas, DNA ...The songs and the music are just as jaded. The writing is sub-standard, there’s not much humour in the dialogues... full review

Thumbs down by Manisha Lakhe, Film Impressions ...Shahid and Kareena fans had best stick to Jab We Met. ... full review

Thumbs down by Deepa Deosthalee, Film Impressions ...Satish Kaushik is a director whose sensibilities are firmly entrenched in the sub-par commercial cinema of the 1990s.... full review

Thumbs down by Rahul Nanda, Filmfare ...Shahid and Kareena’s costumes are something you wouldn’t catch either of these stylish actors wearing today even on a bad day... full review

Thumbs down filmi cafe ...The way Kareena’s character is established in the opening credits is quite passé and the subsequent series of events completely bore you... full review

Thumbs down by Deepa Garimella, fullhyd.com ...No, you doofus, the Internet couldn't have worked, since Immy is just his pet name... full review

Thumbs down by Pankaj Sabnani, Glamsham.com ... Too much is left on 'destiny' and too little on the script... full review

Thumbs down by Somak, Gomolo.in ...Milenge Milenge would have made its place 5 years ago(or maybe not), today these type of films can't run in box-office... full review

Thumbs down by Mayank Shekhar, Hindustan Times ...This film was shot at a time its composer, music man Himesh, contributed more to this nation's noise pollution than cigarette smoke ever did to human lungs... full review

Thumbs down by Rajeev Masand, IBN Live ...As far-fetched the concept of Serendipity may have been, it was convincing because the characters met and separated the same day; they didn't know each other's friends or their last names even... full review

Thumbs down by Mirhir Fadnavis, india.com ...Dead On Arrival... full review

Thumbs down by Shubhra Gupta, indian express ...Despite the silliness , and despite the fact that they look like their much younger, outdated selves...they manage to come up for breath. But only intermittently. ... full review

Thumbs down by Gaurav Malani, indiatimes ... relies so much on destiny that it employs flukes of fate as its USP... full review

Thumbs down by Komal Nahta, koimoi ...The film has a nice story but the same can’t be said about the screenplay (Shiraz Ahmed) which has too many holes and flaws... full review

Thumbs down by Udita Jhunjhunwala, Live Mint ...The biggest let-down is that you do not feel for the protagonists... full review

Thumbs down by Tushar Joshi, MiD DAY ...If you miss the garish costumes, jarring songs and badly choreographed numbers of the late '90s, then MM might help you go down memory lane... full review

Thumbs down Movie Talkies ...But it is the twist that he imparts at the halfway point which kind of lifts the film... full review

Thumbs down by Minty Tejpal, Mumbai Mirror ... They put on thick lipstick, coloured wigs, wear outlandish dresses and stuff balls for breasts. It isn’t funny. However, everyone on screen is laughing.... full review

Thumbs down by IANS, NDTV ...Both the protagonists play professionals. But we hardly see them work except on their ever-palpitating hearts.... full review

Thumbs down by Nishtha Bhatnagar, News X ...Shahid has thoroughly overacted and the Kareena in Milenge brings back memories of the actress we had thought had no potential... full review

Thumbs down by Subhash K Jha, Now Running.com ...The plot invents various devices from missed flights to truant elevators to hero in drag and heroine in glycerine to keep the love birds apart for two hours... full review

Thumbs down by Sukanya Verma, Rediff ...akin to those awkward growing-up photographs we often bury into obscure corners of the closet, is an embarrassing reminder of the time before that.... full review

Thumbs down by Shilpa Jamkhandikar, Reuters ...Immy doesn’t agree initially, pointing out their meeting is destined because they meet at a mall which is called ‘Destiny’. It gets better but don’t let me spoil the fun.... full review

Thumbs down by Sonia Chopra, Sify Movies ...For characterisation, you have the girl smiling at everyone, including unsuspecting security staff, buying flowers for no reason, and staring at wedding lehenga-cholis longingly at store windows. ... full review

Thumbs down by K N Gupta, SmasHits.com ...Who would care for a tarot card reader forecasting that a girl would get back love in next 7 days, at 7am, and his guy will be in 7 colors clothes?... full review

Thumbs down by Janhvi Patel, StarBoxOffice ...Kareena Kapoor’s ever-changing hair colour is horrendous. But she looks cute and pretty even she is plump... full review

So-So by K K Rai, STARDUST ...Delnaz Paul, who plays the part of Kareena Kapoor’s best friend, shows chemistry with the actress and acts her part well. Others like, Satish Shah, Satish Kaushik, Aarti Chabria etc pass the muster... full review

Thumbs down by nagasuryateja, Sulekha ...shahid delivers a recent performance. kareena can be better. ... full review

So-So by Nikhat Kazmi, Times of India ...here isn't much that the pair of star-crossed lovers can do, other than catch wrong planes, enter wrong doors, or land up in wrong cities at the wrong time... full review

Thumbs down by flyingrodent, Upper Stall ...Shahid and Kareena have come a long way in every respect. ... full review

Thumbs down by SpiceZee Bureau, ZEENEWS.COM ...Writer-director Satish Kaushik is predictable as usual with his lead characters - a teddy-bear adoring, love-crazy girl and a naughty but noble boy... full review