Mastizaade - External Reviews

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24 reviewers have given Mastizaade an average rating of 0.3/5.0 (?)

0 yays
21 nays
3 so-so

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So-So by Tushar P. Joshi, Bollywood Life ...Mastizaade is clearly a Sunny Leone film, and if you plan to watch it for her then it’s worth the price of admission. ... full review

So-So by Sarita A Tanwar, DNA ...A feast for Sunny Leone fans, Mastizaade is shocking and scandalous. ... full review

So-So by Josh, fullhyd.com ...Nonetheless, in comparison to its most recent competition, Mastizaade is more written, better enacted, more entertaining (Meet Bros Anjjan come up with catchy tunes), and generally something you wouldn't mind spending a couple of hours on this weekend. If you are into that sort of thing, we mean. It isn't exactly a good film, but as mentioned, when you compare with KKHH3, this is practically Woody Allen. ... full review

Thumbs down by Anna MM Vetticad, annavetticadgoes2themovies ...Insensitivity is not Mastizaade’s only problem though. In fact, some people might consider this quality a film’s selling point. So no, Mastizaade’s problem is its absolute lack of originality and boring repetitiveness. ... full review

Thumbs down by Bobby Sing, Bobby Talks Cinema.com ...Studying the last week’s KYA KOOL HAIN HUM 3 and MASTIZAASE together, the two films actually reveal the misconception or lesser understanding of this particular genre in our present filmmakers unfortunately. With a similar outcome in both the cases, where KKHH3 had only Krishna coming up with some enjoyable moments occasionally, in MASTIZAADE we have Sunny Leone alone and that too just as a pretty face unable to save the film from becoming a pathetic disaster. ... full review

Thumbs down by Suparna Sharma, Deccan Chronicle ...Arre bhai, here we are, with cinema tickets. Corrupt us, please. But for that Bollywood will have to man-up first and stop pretending we are a nation of gurgling morons who get off on montages of cleavage. Tusshar is 39, Ritesh 37 and Vir Das 36. Time to grow up, you think? ... full review

Thumbs down by Smita Vyas Kumar, Desi Martini ...Verdict - A bawdy movie that doesn't go beyond dirty jokes strung up on a thin story line and lots and lots of skin. Works for you? Go for it ... full review

Thumbs down by Sidhant Shori, Desi Martini ...Mastizaade shouldn't exist. It's a poorly made, unfunny and downright disgusting movie. Vir Das seems to be the only one trying amongst the cast and even he isn't great. Sunny Leone seems to be there only to strike a pose and not much else. Just don’t watch it. ... full review

Thumbs down by Aneela Zeb Babar, Desi Martini ...Seriously Vir Das. And seriously Sunny? Waste, total waste. Its back to the drawing board then, better luck next time... full review

Thumbs down by Rachit Gupta, Filmfare ...This film is plain embarrassment for those who made it and those who decide to watch it. ... full review

Thumbs down by Johnson Thomas, Free Press Journal ...‘Mastizaade’ is basically a combination of several contrived incidents put together to constitute a whole. The objective is clearly to facilitate double meaning dialogues and set-pieces and therefore severely lacking in logic. And the chief elements here are a double dose of skimpily clad Sunny Leone, some peppy numbers, loud, unnecessarily over-the-top double meaning dialogues and antiquated comedic set-pieces trying hard to score on the laughs. ... full review

Thumbs down by Martin D'Souza, Glamsham.com ...Also, you need an actor in the lead who can act, not just flaunt her assets! I've never heard of anyone getting turned on by a robot! ... full review

Thumbs down by Rohan Naahar, Hindustan Times ...If I was locked in a room with Hitler and Osama and had one bullet I would shoot this movie. And damn you movie for making Vir Das do this. You can see the effort on the poor guy’s face. And know this, movie, he is the only reason you’re getting half a star. Actually, scratch that. Zero stars is what you deserve. Not that it matters, but still. The rest of you deserves to be banned, and that’s coming from a person who’s against censorship of any kind. ... full review

Thumbs down by RAJEEV MASAND, IBN Live ...For some, the promise of two Sunny Leones for the price of one may be enough to invest in a ticket of Mastizaade. But believe me, there is such a thing as too much heaving bosom and jiggling backside. I found myself cringing more than laughing at the film’s idea of outrageous, adult humor. I’m going with one out of five. ... full review

Thumbs down by Suhani Singh, india today ...The Sunny Leone-starrer has no masti. It's just intolerable cruelty... full review

Thumbs down by Uday Bhatia, Live Mint ...Material like this is beyond saving, though Das’ stand-up instincts allow him to salvage a line or two. Kapoor is difficult to watch as he flounces around, making faces and trying to do what Riteish Deshmukh does with somewhat better results in similar films. Suresh Menon hams unconscionably as the token gay character. And it’s particularly sad to see the veteran comic Asrani turn up as Laila and Lily’s father; it seems unfair that someone who worked with Hrishikesh Mukherjee should one day find himself working with Milap Zaveri. ... full review

Thumbs down by Shubha Shetty-Saha, MiD DAY ...The film, touted as a sex comedy, is neither funny nor sexy. We are relentlessly served dollops of crude, unfunny innuendos instead. One flash of genuine humour comes in the form of the commercials that the friends make, but when you look at the whole picture, that seems like a stray stroke of luck than any kind of constructive creative thinking.... full review

Thumbs down by Pankhurie Mulasi, Movie Talkies ...The screenplay is nonexistent and the songs, which pop up after every fifteen minutes, only make it more boring. The dialogues are crass and most of them are in rhymes. Guess the makers thought that they don't need a script as they have the sultry Leone as the female lead. That said we have to say she definitely is the film's only highlight. ... full review

Thumbs down by Divya Solgama, MoviezADDA ...Music is one of the biggest saving grace in this film. ‘Mastizaade’, ‘Dekhega Raja Trailer’, ‘Rom Rom Romantic’ and ‘Hor Nach’ are peppy and foot tapping. ... full review

Thumbs down by Raja Sen, Rediff ...What people who make movies like Mastizaade need to realise is that the word Adult means more than a movie rating. Even the absolute daftest of sex comedies have room for something sharp and clever and cheeky. Because Austin Powers minus the groovy is just pervy, baby, pervy. ... full review

Thumbs down by Sonia Chopra, Sify Movies ...One looks forward to the day where these films with kool, fun titles actually live up to their names. Till then, this is yet another disappointing, recycled attempt at a sex-comedy. ... full review

Thumbs down by Shaheen Raaj, Star Blockbuster ...Last Word: Kya Kool Hain Hum 3 the 1st ever adult porn rom com was far better compared to Mastizaade. ... full review

Thumbs down by Namrata Joshi, The Hindu ...In other words the infantilization of the viewers is complete. Only question left to ask after two hours: would you call this a film?... full review

Thumbs down by Meena Iyer, Times of India ...Every 20 minutes, a song breaks. Sunny, who is on familiar territory, looks gorgeous as she parades in an assortment of bikinis. She has also mastered the Bollywood song-dance routine and gracefully sashays to Rom Rom Romantic and Hor Nach. Bollywood believes that if you have Sunny in a film, you do not need a script. ... full review