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Kambakkht Ishq - Notepad

Kambakkht Ishq

quick review: The story got left behind, far behind. What story, you may ask? And a good question it would be. I can't find a single nice thing to say about a film. Not a line, not one joke. What can you do when the maker's aim is to make an awful film? It runs literally dead slow and has not as much as an iota to savor.

This page has additional observations, other than the ones noted in the main review.

Plot Summary

Boy (Akshay Kumar) hates girls. Girl (Kareena) hates boys. You really want me to say more?

What did not

Note: This section simply lists the things that I did not like in this movie. This is not the overall impression about this movie. Please read the full review here

  • Power of the "Kareena"! She clinks her champagne flute and the crowd which was at each others' throats stop the random fistfights.
  • The editing in general, but especiall in the slap scenes. Very amateur - not only the slaps, the cuts too.
  • The lingering of the camera at the most improper times, not to mention unnecessary.
  • Okay, enough. Don't make me live through the experience again. Please...

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External Reviews

39 reviewers have given Kambakkht Ishq an average rating of 0.8/5.0. 4 yays, 30 nays, 5 so-so. See all external reviews »

Readers' Ratings

4 readers have given Kambakkht Ishq an average rating of 2/5.0. 0 yays, 1 nays, 3 so-so. See all reader reviews »

Comments (11)

Saurabh:

100% agree... If you want to waste your time and money and have lot of headache, then only go and watch Kambakkht Ishq!

aruna:

Was in a really really bad mood, had a fight with my boyfriend (well he refuses to watch bollywood cinema) and I desperately wanted to see Kambhakt Ishq. Anyway, I went with my friends, after a fight with him, but once in, I definitely forgot our nasty fight. I didn’t laugh this much even in Garam Masala..
Yes! This is the kind of movie that really makes bollywood truly different. Our own brand of entertainment, and truly entertaining. Love bollywood.

Siddharth:

Thanks for your inputs on this crap movie... I saved money and much valued time by not wasting it on KI. :)

cinegoer:

Great review. And did you know that the film has been written by two women? ???? I want to ask them how much did they get for selling their soul and if they would find it funny if a guy stalked them and assaulted them in the name of a "gender war" and would they fall in love with a man like that?? Shame on the writers. Shame.

Punsons:

It is totally bakwaas movie.. totally wastage of money..

TimELiebe:

This was the first Bollywood movie my American Bollywood Movie Night friends and I watched - so it sort of has a special place in our hearts (especially in the case of introducing my wife and the other women to Akshay Kumar!). Yes, it's a complete NRI movie without a foot set anywhere in Central Asia, the plot is lame even by masala standards (a doctor sewing a watch inside her patient which plays a jingle every hour on the hour - really?!?), and both Kumar and Kareena Kapoor have done much better work elsewhere, both together and singly. Even the "Hollywood" cameos were in the main embarrassing - when Denise Richards(!) comes off as the best Western actor in your cast, you're in real trouble!

But with all that said, the insane mash-up of musical numbers, battle of the sexes Indian-Style, absurd comedy, and Ms. Kapoor as your typical Hot Model-Turned-Doctor (paging Katherine Heigl!) hating and loving Mr. Kumar's playboy superstar(?) stuntman kept us both enraptured and in stitches, and can be credited with us continuing to watch Indian films more than a year later. The musical dance numbers may not be great by masala standards, but they're more than enjoyable enough to musical-starved Westerners who think that, yes, popcorn American television shows like DROP DEAD DIVA or CASTLE would be vastly improved by a Bollywood-style song&dance; number mid-episode, thank you!

I think this is a good "gateway drug" movie for Westerners - so maybe it's got some value after all. Well, besides keeping Brandon Routh employed between SUPERMAN RETURNS and CHUCK, that is....

meetu:

@TimELiebe whatever works! Only hope you get to see the better films too. :D

TimELiebe:

meetu - oh, we did, we did! Last week we saw LOVE AAJ KAL, which we all really enjoyed, and the week before that a couple of us (many were on holiday) finally saw HUM TUM (went on a bit of a Saif Ali Khan kick there). Though I can't get my wife and friends to go much past the year 2000 in our choices (I think the furthest back we've gone is 1995's DILWALE DULHANIA LE JAYENGE and 1997's GUPT: THE HIDDEN TRUTH), we've seen at least fifty or sixty Hindi movies by now.

I found your site, and figured I could find some more movies for us to watch, and maybe comment on some of the ones I've already seen. Thank you for responding, meetu.

meetu:

you HAVE to watch Sholay and Chupke Chupke from 1975. They are my all time favorites. The Sholay DVD i own has very good subtitles too!

TimELiebe:

meetu - I bought SHOLAY from NehaFlix before they vanished off the face of the Earth, because everybody who's ever been a long-time Bollywood fan as well as Pete Tombs of MONDO MACABRO infamy agrees with you. Now, if I can just convince my wife and friends to give it a try....

Have to admit, never heard of CHUPKE CHUPKE before today. I see that both of Abhishek Bachchan's parents are in this one - while I've seen Amitabh Bachchan many times, has his wife Jaya been in any recent movies...or is she busy spoiling her incredibly beautiful grandchildren? :) (Okay, yes I have - she played the Mom who ran the restaurant in KAL HO NAA HO.)

meetu:

@TimELiebe Jaya Bachchan was also seen in Kabhie Khushi Kabhie Ghum, but she's no where close to the charming girl she's been in the movies from the 70s. You should catch the two Bachchan's in Abhimaan (1971 i think)

Sholay - well, there have been a couple of people who saw Sholay for this first time recently, and they weren't impressed. Maybe it doesn't appeal to EVERYONE and at ALL TIMES. But for me it is a timeless masterpiece

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