Review - Kal Kissne Dekha: Unfortunately I did
Science meets supernatural in an excruciatingly sad attempt at comedy. Fardeen Khan meets Uday Chopra to make Jacky Bhagnani, the 'dude'. Need I say more? And Riteish Deshmukh is a comic relief!?! The strike seems to have hit some story writers in their head!
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Being a student of science is supposedly something extraordinary in the world of Bhagnanis. That is why they spend a significant part of the first hour in telling us how their lead hero is unique because Physics interests him. But actually what makes him irreplacable is that he knows how to sweep a woman of her feet, fight 5 "machos", have muscles that are worth showing off, move his feet to put the Hrithik Roshans of the day to shame...if you think I'm exaggerating, blame the writers of the film!
If, so far, you haven't been reminded of the superhero of the 90s, take this. This story supposedly has comedy, drama, suspense, melodrama, romance, revenge, more drama, and I'm sure I'm missing a genre or two. And yet not one bit is entertaining. Each element looked like a part of a scene was first visualized and then the scenario was built around it with no connections to the scenarios before or after. Be it the fight sequences or the romantic ones.
So, we have Jacky Bhagnani - an Uday Chopra look-alike who cringes his nose and expresses sadness with a blank face like Fardeen Khan. Giving credit where it's due, he can't do it as annoyingly as Fardeen. Then there's Vaishali Desai who is annoying because she's arrogant - for what, I haven't a clue. The worst-worst hit is seeing Riteish Deshmukh play comic relief and he doesn't get more than a laugh. That hurts, it really does. That Archana Puran Singh is a little less irritating than usual is hardly any consolation.
Neither the hero nor the villain and none in between have interesting characters. The hero is of course the hero - ever-so-nice 24x7 with one and all, including people who insult him for no rhyme or reason. The villain doesn't inspire us to even raise a finger at him, let alone hate him. His motivations are unknown and we aren't motivated to find out either.
Like most films of this nature, the songs come and go like guests as if the film was a cheap motel. No rhythm, nor need. The lyrics a tad better than one would expect in a set-up like this.
The theater usher asked a girl who had just watched the film, "how did you like the film?"
Her answer says it all. "Sad..."
And you thought there was no tragedy in the film.
- meeta, a part of the audience
- Violence: A few fist fights and action sequences.
- Language: Clean
- Nudity & Sexual content: Songs with skimpily clad women
- Concept: Using super-natural powers to do good for humanity.
Kal Kissne Dekha - Movie Details
- Official Sites: Website Facebook Twitter Wikipedia IMDB
- Banner: Big Pictures
- Producer: Big Pictures, Vashu Bhagnani
- Director: Vivek Sharma
- Lead Cast: Jacky Bhagnani, Vaishali Desai
- Supporting Cast: Rishi Kapoor, Archana Puran Singh, Juhi Chawla, Rachana Shah, Kunal Kumar, Nushrat Bharucha, Akshay Kapoor
- Story: Vivek Sharma
- Screenplay: Shyam Goel, Sudhanshu
- Dialogues: Sudhanshu
- Cinematography: Johny Lall, Johny Lall
- Editor: Sanjay Varma
- Background Score: Sajid, Wajid
- Choreography: Remo
- Music Director: Sajid, Wajid
- Lyrics: Sameer
- Facebook Page: Link
- Running time: 120 minutes
- Reviewer: meeta
- Language: Hindi
- Country: India
- Genres: Comedy, Crime, Terrorism