Tezz - Notepad

wogma rating: Switch channels if it's on cable (?)
quick review:

A must miss. Sloppy visual effects, lamest lines of all, a bizarre plot which wishes that I empathize with an anti-hero who threatens to blast trains don't make a couple of good chase sequences worth it. And you meet some of the most unplanned terrorists on the way.



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Plot Summary

An illegal immigrant gets so offended for being thrown out of UK that he comes back to threaten, takes along other illegal immigrants to blow a couple of trains off and make demands of the government.

What Worked

  • That there was a decent proportion of non-Indians in UK. And that they spoke in English. That they were bad actors is an entirely different issue.

What did not

Note: This section simply lists the things that I did not like in this movie. This is not the overall impression about this movie. Please read the full review here

  • The court in UK looked more like the ones in India, no?
  • Aakash Rana (Ajay Devgan) sitting alone in the court after being implicated.
  • The random slow-motion shots, for example the one where the coin falls off the beggar's bowl.
  • A person deported from UK for being an illegal immigrant is allowed to come back or finds his way back! Really?
  • Some action sequences were hilarious - one in particular had Aakash and Aadil (Zayed Khan) wait to face the cops when the place they were at is raided and then Aakash shouts at Aadil to 'run!'
  • So, the cops in UK get hold of an arms dealer, take him to a train station and then handcuff him after he gets off the car?
  • Why is a arms dealer who is caught in London being taken to Glasgow, anyway?
  • These wannabe terrorists handover open bombs from one to another!
  • Mohanlal.
  • The animation in the train switch.
  • and many many more such things...