Review - Mr White Mr Black: Don't bother!
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I'm drawing a blank. There are some movies after which you draw a blank because they’ve left you spellbound. You don't know how to express the exhilaration you feel. Isn't it strange that you draw the same blank for movies that leave you numb. You are left listless after watching the random crap and have no clue what to do next. Just in case you haven't guessed it yet, Mr. Whilte Mr. Black does the latter.
So, here I am, absolutely listless and numb in the head, don't know where to begin. I tried the usual - mention major positives first...genuine blank...true, there are a few things in the beginning that were "not bad". Like in the opening action sequence, the stunts and special effects are slick. But, the badly painted yellow car and the shoddy overuse of the blue tinge are extremely distracting.
Then, I like the way we are introduced to the characters - no voiceover, no title cards, just plain episodes. What the characters are going through, defines them for us. But, the characters are so not interesting. I thought the days of having characters forced into the story with the sole function of playing comic relief were long gone. I guess I'm mistaken.
The three women who are stylishly kicking men around in the opening sequence have no character sketch at all. They are just clones of each other. They have no dialogues, they enter-exit-reenter-reexit randomly. They haven't even bothered giving these women names. When the writer himself is hell bent upon belittling his characters, what story/character arc are we going to find? And exactly how often are we supposed to leave our proverbial brain behind?
Now, when those are the positives, am I to be blamed, if I just feel like writing a one-word review, "BAD"? What more can I be expected to say when Arshad Warsi, of all the people is so loud that you feel like having the usher mute the volume?
For me, Suniel Shetty never worked as a simpleton. Somehow, his image and demeanor don't have anything village-like about them. So, if my problems start with casting itself, the list of things to complain about is just too long. Don't I need to be convinced there is a determining factor behind casting those particular six women, other than that they were ready to bare all?
The music is as kitschy-90-ish as could be, and the lyrics are extremely generic. In fact, I think one of the songs almost worked as a lullaby for me. And I don't know where to look, if the idea of entertainment is taking a crane top-down shot of a swimming-trunk-clad Arshad Warsi lying down and doing the weirdest hand and leg movements (supposedly seductive(?))? And this surrounded by 50+ women wearing bikinis who are doing similar movements. And yeah, all of them are on striped beach towels. Very disturbing visually, believe me.
So, yeah, I think I've said enough where one word would have sufficed. In the interest of brevity and saving both your time and mine, I would just say, get your "to watch" list out and watch a few of the movies on that list this weekend.
- meeta, a part of the audience
Mr White Mr Black - Movie Details
- Official Sites: Website Facebook Wikipedia IMDB
- Banner: Eros Entertainment
- Producer: Bhavana Bipin Shah
- Director: Deepak Shivdasani
- Lead Cast: Sunil Shetty, Arshad Warsi
- Supporting Cast: Anisshka Khosla, Rashmi Nigam, Sandhya Mridul
- Story: Deepak Shivdasani
- Screenplay: Sanjeev Duggal, Nishikant Kamat
- Dialogues: Sanjay Pawar, Nishikant Kamat, Sanjay Pawar
- Cinematography: Thomas A Xavier, Thomas A Xavier
- Editor: Steven B
- Background Score: Sunil Singh
- Action Choreography: Abbas Ali Moghul
- Choreography: Chinni Prakash, Rekha Prakash
- Music Director: Jatin, Lalit, Tausif Akhtar, Shamir Tandon
- Lyrics: Sameer, Shabbir Ahmed
- Facebook Page: Link
- Running time: 135 minutes
- Reviewer: meeta
- Language: Hindi
- Country: India
- Genres: Action, Comedy