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20 Nov 09

Review - Kurbaan: Really? Only a few good Musalmaan?

Quick Review

All but a couple Muslim's are terrorists. Is that what we need to hear in this day & age? Predictable to the minutest detail and utterly-butterly s..l..o..w. You sure have better ways to induce yawns now, don't you?

"All Muslim's are terrorists." In order to prove that the Western world thinks that way, Rensil D'Souza and Karan Johar go that extra mile to showcase the very same thing. And, hopefully inadvertently, complete the circle and cast the despicable stereotype in a deeper mould. Why are good Islamic citizens left out?

Ok, I'm taking the same route and exaggerating a bit here. But only a bit. A couple of Muslim characters in Kurbaan are not fundamentalists and are not blind followers of their religion. But just 2-3 between 12-13 main characters can see that their faith is being misused. That's a gross overstatement of the human race's irrationality. And even if I'm naïve that that's how things are. How does decorating that fact with a star couple help?

Saif Ali Khan plays Ehsaan and is rather stiff. Somehow, he doesn't seem at ease with the character. Except for a few scenes with Kareena Kapoor (Avantika, the girl next door). And those scenes are really well-done. Kareena looks the prettiest without make-up on and is by-far the most huggable sight when her character is supposed to cry. This woman can act. It's a pity only a few directors find her potential size-exponential worth exploring too. The rest of the cast except for Vivek Oberoi are just doing their drill. No record-breaking performances asked for, none given.

Physical intimacy is not something Indian filmmakers are very good at. But, here there's nothing crude and both actors fit just right. Now, whether the scene was a "script ki maang" (need of the script) or not is very debatable. And clearly, this much-talked about scene is as predictable and lame as ever. The pre-release attention that the scene has been intentionally awarded with makes the timing even more obvious. That still doesn't take away from the fact that it is worth every marketing penny spent on the skin-show. Delicious!

And these things are major let-downs after the slick title sequence. It's so refreshing, especially when you are expecting a Dharma Productions product to bank on a crisp, fresh view of the New York skyline. Thankfully, the smart production values continue after that. The background score and actually, the lack of it for almost two-thirds of the film is not only worth a round of applause but it also tried its best to keep you focused on the acting and reacting. Some great work by the Foley artist. Similarly, the framing of individual shots are very engaging. They are different and try their best to build the curiosity.

But, neither sound nor visuals can take the place of the story and more importantly of the details that make the story. They all take the beaten path. The community that the terrorists belong to feel marginalized and the only way to deal with that is to shoot on sight - even people belonging to their own community, it is martyrdom after all. Every time someone on screen said that, I felt my skin crawl. I'm sure the line, like many other done-to-death dialogues, was a really strong statement when it was used the first time. But, now you know that argument and want to hear the real people talking.

Especially because the makers are very clear about making this a serious, dark film. How in such a case can a small terrorist group act in a void, by themselves, with no apparent help from outside? And it's not like we are following one or the other character's story. It's all plain and stagnant. They want to kill, kill, kill and they kill, kill, kill.

Over 5 hours after the film and I still can't figure out what the purpose of the film is.

To entertain? It got way too many unintentional laughs, right down to the convenient glass of milk showing up as expected.

To tell a story? Whose?

Avantika's? I know nothing about her except that she's a professor in psychology with no apparent insight into human nature. Though her struggle to be in love and the resultant helplessness is obvious.

Ehsaan's? Maybe. But how much do we really know about him? He is in dilemma. Sure, but what about it? I don't empathize with him, I don't hate him, because I haven't a clue why he does what he does.

The story of a terror attack? Which one? The one in the planning of which I wasn't allowed to participate? The games and counter-games seem to be serving no particular end.

I don't like the tone of such films that almost feel like they take pleasure in reinforcing the stereotype. Where's the balance? Where's the grey? Where's the human face of cold-blooded murder? It does have one, or doesn't it? Are our film-makers claiming that there are absolutely no non-Muslims involved in these acts of terror?

- meetu, a part of the audience

Parental Guidance:

  • Violence: A very nicely done but very gory shot of a bullet being pulled out. Other than that gun fights, blood splatter, etc in plenty.
  • Language: No profanity. But it reeks of fanaticism.
  • Nudity & Sexual content: A few lip-locks and a bedroom scene with bare backs shown. Also the same scene implies the couple reaching a climax.
  • Concept: That of fundamentalism and citizens feeling marginalized, committing acts of terror in the name of revenge.
  • General Look and Feel: Dark and grim.

Detailed Ratings:

  • Direction: 3
  • Story: 1
  • Lead Actors: 3
  • Character Artists: 2
  • Dialogues: 1.5
  • Screenplay: 1
  • Music Director: 2
  • Lyrics: 2

Kurbaan - Cast and Crew

Comments(17)

Rahul:

Ouch, I was looking forward to this one. Thought it would be a decent watch, doesn't sound like it from your review. :(

posted 2 months, 3 weeks ago

Perx:

Yeah i was looking forward to this one too.. and it seems like its not gonna be too good..
but in the defence of the movie, from what i can deduce from ur review.. maybe just 2-3 from 10-13 muslim characters are non terrorists, because this movie is abt terrorists.. not non-terrorists.. i mean a movie abt jokers would be lacking in non jokers.. if u know what i mean..

and its the first time i've seen any reviewer praise a foley artist... most people wouldn't even know who that is..

posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago

Anoop:

I feel that the movie is good.

Its a bit slow at places, may be the director should have reduced about 40 minutes, then the movie should have been slicker.

Definitely the movie is technically good, and is comparable with hollywood movies - to start off with.

Kareena Kapoor - I never liked this actress, till now - is a revelation. She really can act. Especially near the climax scene, she did portray the character more than skin deep....

Muslim names all around... the director did try to make the khal nayak a nayak and the nayak a khal nayak. Also the side hero a hero. Nayak cum Khal Nayak or vice versa and side hero cum hero all possess a muslim name. Apart from this, i felt the movie is a good one.

I havent seen such an approach, such a technical perfection, such an international look and feel to any hindi film. Kaminey was close, but this one, i defenitely feel is better than Kaminey.

Kareena Rocks... and Hollywood, we are coming....

posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago

imrealgod:

Couldn't agree more with you, Perx, on your point stressing on the fact that the movie is about terrorists & not non-terrorists!!! I think this reviewer has been a victim of a phobia of not liking any movie made by some big banner, & takes pride in crushing it. Anyone who cancels his/her plans of watching this movie merely due to this review will only prove that he/she doesn't have a brain of his/her own.

posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago

Anoop:

in your notepad you have written

"How come Avantika is home waiting for her husband every day?"

Thats because he has an evening class, if you remember, that was what was told to Vivek Oberoi, when he followed him to the university.

But dont ask me, if he has an evening class, what is he doing from the morning in the university!!!!

posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago

Amol:

I haven't seen the movie yet but read reviews online. Most of them said 3 to 3.5 stars out of 5.

Your review says otherwise. I don't understand this huge difference to be honest.

Thing is, maybe you were too much trying to find out the logic behind everything that you lost the soul of the movie. Firstly, you just cannot expect that much logic from Indian films NOT because the directors are incapable but because such movies are not commercial viable.

Secondly, even without that logic, it's not that the movie will suck! There is STILL a lot of things to be seen and thought of.

In short, I found your review to be too extreme. Of course this is your blog and you can write anything you wish ;) but as a reader I didn't find it worth reading and coming back for more ;)

posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago

naresh:

Hi Meethu..i see ur reviwes u only give good reviews to the movies which give a good message..social movies...other than that...u dont give good reviews to Love stories...comedy stories....even when most the movies r good......i dont know why...

posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago

LiL:

I watched the movie today, and it was a decent watch. Better than any other movie that came out this year. I loved the background soundtrack in that scene. Its eerie. The first half is extremely gripping, the second half less so, but still very good. The movie could have been a bit shorter towards the end, but thats it. The acting was extremely good, by all the actors.

But thats just me, and its your blog.

posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago

anp:

This movie was amazing. Learn how to analyze a movie. It seems like you were watching this movie looking for faults. Its about terrorism therefore it was needed for them to portray the terrorists. Vivek's acting as also very well done and he was that Muslim representing a non terrorist one. Just because this genre does not appeal to you that does not mean that you have the right to denounce such a well written movie.

posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago

Noopur Bora:

the movie sucked.... but i liked the technical part of it..... would like to see more of viveik oberoi again.....

posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago

jj:

easily the worst movie i have seen in recent past.

posted 2 months, 1 week ago

Ekta :

Yup...I agree with you esp when you said- no great performance asked, no delivered.

Kareena kapoor is the only best part of this movie. Wish they would ve utilized her presence better and try to make a more reasonable movie than the streotype the did.

posted 2 months, 1 week ago

Rahul:

I agree with your review. Horrible movie - all too predictable for a so called 'thriller'. It also seems to have been written for American audiences - all Muslims are fundamentalists! What the hell - the character playing Vivek's dad - there was no need to make him into a fundamentalist. And then the leaps and bounds of faith that it makes - completely insane.

For me, the only movies that have been good in the recent past have been Wake Up Sid, Love Aaj Kal, Kaminey and Ajab Prem ... and in that very order. The rest are all crap (haven't watched Jail - find no reason to watch depressing docu-dramas).

posted 2 months, 1 week ago

Vishal:

I didn't like this movie as well. For slightly different reasons though.

My dislike is not the result of the director's depiction of 'all Muslims are terrorists'. I don't think a director necessarily has a social responsibility. He's making a movie. A piece of fiction. And I don't care what he chooses to show - if the story demands all Muslims to be terrorists, so be it. As long as it's convincing in the universe of the movie, I don't care if it breaks all the rules and notions of our REAL universe. It's FICTION.

Having said that, I think the story-telling and plot was executed unconvincingly. As you correctly mentioned, the director was unable to invoke any empathy in audience's mind for ANY of his characters. Avantika almost became a piece of furniture after the intermission. Saif's ethical dilemma was left completely unexplored. Heck, the movie's title is based on his character (he's the one who got kurbaan for his love in the end) but he was not even given a few lines that stuck with me after the movie was over. (Sorry, Anurag Kashyap, but the dialogues were just sloppy - for the most part.)

posted 2 months, 1 week ago

manveer:

a totaly bore
copy of new york
no songs to enjoy
i don`t understand what to watch in it

posted 2 months, 1 week ago

srit:

all muslims are not terrorists.just baecause of a few boad people, we muslim are gettting insulted in every step of our life.ISLA is the religion o peace. it teaches us how to live with people in peace.musalmans should be respected.i m proud 2 b a muslim.i also thanks ALLAH 4 having muslim back ground.

posted 2 months, 1 week ago

Adam:

Meetu, I check your review mainly for the Parental Guidance and your reviews are pretty good. But I must say that either you are too modern or have no family values at all!!For PAA, Your parental Guidance says none in Language except the word Bastard. Did you go out when there was talk about Sperm donation, Condom Use etc. and sexual content, you say NONE when there is a real brief love making scene in the song Muddi Muddi. What nonsense!! I will never ever read your reviews and post this on all your reviews so that everyone is aware. I took my 10 and 7 yr old daughters to see Paa based on your Parental Guidance and I m still shocked and embarassed to show them a film about Sex education!!

posted 2 months ago

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