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The Dirty Picture

wogma rating: Buy the DVD already (?)
quick review: It's dirty and you'll love it. For its wit even if might seem a little over-written. For its nerve even if the after-taste is that of an under-cooked story. For Vidya Balan because she is entertainment!
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The Dirty Picture has hit bull's eye with its first audience interaction - the title of the film. You might hate what you see, but you are curious to see what a film titled The Dirty Picture is about, for sure - age/gender/income/location no bar. The second on-target bullet is the poster. It evokes a reaction - it could be disgust or curiosity. And the final blow is when Vidya Balan talks her slutty talk in the trailers. Sample this -

The trailers collectively give a sense of having a nice story attached to the film and that these other things are necessary to the film but are also marketing gimmicks to hook in the average viewer. Some things like smart witty lines for Vidya Balan and cheesy, corny lines for Tusshar Kapoor and Emraan Hashmi. That the three men have three different characteristics all say, that there isn't anything terribly wrong in expecting to be engaged and entertained by The Dirty Picture.

Set in the 80's, for better or for worse, I think the film is pretty progressive. I mean, in this age of size-zeroes it is rather brave to flaunt the flab. I'm all for it. Down with anorexia and hail Rubinusque beauty, I say.

Vidya Balan carries of the sultry, unapologetically uninhibited look. And what's not to look forward to in a film that Naseeruddin Shah has chosen. That and the few good films in Milan Luthria's and Balaji Motion Pictures's filmographies make The Dirty Picture a promising film for me. I'm looking forward to this Friday, are you?

Music Reviews:
Milliblog - "Dirty picture, functional soundtrack."

Music Aloud - "7/10"

Dunkdaft - " a fun album that should perfectly gel with the movie "

Bollyspice - "4/5"

Bollywood Hungama - "3/5"

Happy Sing - "The Dirty Picture is quite dirty, but Vishal-Shekhar here are to be praised for pinpointing the dirtiness. I mean, you can place almost everything and decide what time they are talking about and what they want to express. Not an easy deal."

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External Reviews

43 reviewers have given The Dirty Picture an average rating of 4.0/5.0. 31 yays, 6 nays, 6 so-so. See all external reviews »

Twitter Reviews

On twitter, 358 twitterers have given The Dirty Picture an average rating of 3.8/5.0. 257 yays, 64 nays, 37 so-so. See all tweets »

Readers' Ratings

12 readers have given The Dirty Picture an average rating of 4/5.0. 9 yays, 0 nays, 3 so-so. See all reader reviews »

Comments (15)

Rohit:

Meetu, you write the reviews so beautifully. You tell us all the details without giving away any story. I watched this movie first and then read your review, and it justifies the story, characters and actors as it should.
I reckon you should write reviews for some big newspapers.

Just read the HT review on this film, the reviewer has told every single bit of the story. I preferred your review over his. :-)

Guddu:

Meetu : story was just the same old concept skin selling for stardom. Vidya is the only factor.

meetu:

@Rohit Thank you! I guess I should try newspapers, huh? :P

@Guddu I liked the dialogue too. The two put together were enough for me. This time. :D

Anand Mandalika:

This one's for Vidya what Umrao Jaan was for Rekha and Chandni Bar was for Tabu. Despite a slower second half, the movie on the whole is so well done. I did wonder who in real world was referred to by Naseeruddin's and Emraan's characters. Just hope that Vidya keeps getting such good roles, at least once in a while.

A note about the hard work she had to put in - when I saw SRK and Aamir display their six-packs in OSO and Ghajini, I was quite impressed. But for a leading heroine to put on so much flab just for one movie ? That's the kind of conviction and confidence that one rarely gets to see these days. I just can't bear to think how much the poor dame will have to slog now to lose those pounds :(

Suman:

Direction: 3
Story: 3
Lead Actors: 3.5
Character Artists: 2.5

Dialogues: 4.5
Screenplay: 3
Music Director: 3
Lyrics: 2

meetu:

@Anand I'm glad at least some of us appreciate what she has done to herself and what she'll have to do now to get the flab off...for our entertainment. :D

@Suman lead actors 3.5?

Anonymous:

nice i think.vidya now roxx for me

diwakar :

the greates movie of the year 2011. amazing

surender mohan sharma:

The dirty picture is definitely an outstanding film. It deserves more than 5 full marks. HT is unfair in its rating. Vidya outstanding/startling performance without being vulgar convey hypocrisy of Inidan/Asain masculine society. It should be renamed as The True Picture. My fabulous congrat to Vidya, Nasrudddin Shah and others and to not the least Milin Luthuria and Rajat Arora as well.

Gaurav Gulati:

People went there 2 c the exposure but got themselves exposed... must watch movie...

Gaurav Gulati:

This guy never went to his village..very sad....people forget everything when God give them something. This is common culture in india not to take care of things they were very much part of something. He could have adopted his village and transform it and could be remembered for whole life.

Gaurav Gulati:

actuallly i didnt see this film but after reading all the comments i understood one thing the movie is not bad and vidya balan is action is well

Gaurav Gulati:

Vidhya's acting is superb

ABHASH:

THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORTY OF INDIA....VIDYA U ONLY DID BLUNDER & ITS REALLY IRONIC THT U WANNA BE APPRECITED FR THIS PATHETIC PERFORMANCE.....A GENUINE WANNA BE U R ...!! THE FILM WAS BLUNDER NO DOUBT BUT UR PRESENCE MADE IT EVEN MORE DISGUSTING!!WATTEVER FAME UR GETTING FR THIS MOVIE IS BECZ THERE ARE STILL ONLY 6% OF INTERNET USERS IN INDIA ...REST RELY ON BOLLYWOOD FOR NUDITY..U JSST GV THM A NICE ENTERTAINMENT...WELL CONGTACTZ FR THT..:)& A GOOD GOING TOO @LEAST U STARTED GETTING APPRAISAL FR UR BULKY THING CALLED 'FIGURE' ;)

A Dhingra:

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