Dhan Dhana Dhan Goal - External Reviews

wogma rating: Switch channels if it's on cable (?)
quick review:

Does racism really need promotion? How does it make sense to unite people from the sub-continent and have them alienate themselves from the world that they are living in? Don't take movies so seriously, you say? Then movies should stop taking on serious issues!



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21 reviewers have given Dhan Dhana Dhan Goal an average rating of 1.7/5.0 (?)

3 yays
10 nays
8 so-so

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So-So by Naresh Kumar Deoshi, Apun Ka Choice ...Dear Mr. Agnihotri, admitted that racism exists in the UK. But you show it in extremes in your movie.... full review

Thumbs up by Rachel Fernandes, Business of Cinema ...Performances are good and every one fits into the roles carved out for them... full review

Thumbs down by Anand Vaishnav, Buzz18 ...None of the 'strategies' shown in the film have any logic and have little to do with real life sport.... full review

Thumbs down by Vedavyasa Bhat, DearCinema ...The movie is just too long and with a flurry of kicks, tackles and goals, you soon lose count and track of which match is being won or lost.... full review

Thumbs down by Martin D'souza, Glamsham.com ...Bad move Vivek. If you are making a movie on soccer, first understand the game.... full review

Thumbs down by Khalid Mohamed, Hindustan Times ...Also on the letdown fronts, count the unbelievably hammy performance by Boman Irani as a washed-out coach... full review

Thumbs down by Rajeev Masand, IBN Live ...never once do you get the feeling that any one of them actually loves the game. They don't deserve to win!... full review

So-So by Taran Adarsh, IndiaFM ...If the first hour is strictly okay, the pendulum swings in its favour in the second hour -- in the last 20 minutes, to be precise... full review

So-So by Praveen Lance Fernandes, indiatimes ...The chemistry between Bipasha and John just seems forced.... full review

So-So Indicine ...Whats that weird item number doing in the movie?... full review

Thumbs up Intermission, The Bookeazy Blog ...Good performances by John, Arshad and Boman... full review

So-So by Sreeram Ramachandran, M TV ...The story is cliched, but not entirely ineffective or boring.... full review

Thumbs down by Natteri Adigal, merinews ...The film is only notable for the great opportunities it had and it lost.... full review

So-So by Anupama Chopra, NDTV ...Curiously enough, a film that comments against racism has no qualms in indulging in reverse racism itself.... full review

So-So by Ashok Nayak, Now Running.com ...Arshad Warsi has the meatiest role and he is brilliant throughout.... full review

So-So by Hanumant Bhansali, Radio Sargam ...A laterally good job compared to his first film Chocolate... full review

Thumbs down by Raja Sen, Rediff ...this film is a complete and utter drag, and a case in point against thoughtless derivative sports films... full review

Thumbs down by Sonia Chopra, Sify Movies ...A rousing song later, they suddenly become superlative players.... full review

Thumbs down by Nikhat Kazmi, Times of India ...The script simply doesn’t rise above the clichés and lets down the actors who just can’t bend your emotions.... full review

Thumbs down Upper Stall ...Apart from the script, a major problem also lies in the casting... full review