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Chandni Chowk to China

quick review: A crazy plotline of the 80s where Seeta meets Geeta or not. An unbelievable journey of a simpleton from shame to fame - where coincidences rule! An unsuccessful attempt at a comedy, but I guess a successful one at slapstick.
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33 reviewers have given Chandni Chowk to China an average rating of 1.4/5.0 (?)

3 yays
18 nays
12 so-so

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Thumbs down by N K Deoshi, Apun Ka Choice ...Making a good no-brainer requires brains.... full review

Thumbs down by Baradwaj Rangan, Blogical Conclusion, The New Sunday Express ...Nikhil Advani’s Chandni Chowk to China is so crammed with nudge-nudge memories from the masala era that you could entertain yourself simply with a guessing game about the various references.... full review

So-So by Daliya Ghose, Bollywood Mantra ...The film is overloaded with action, drama, songs and one of the plus points of the film is that it grips your attention throughout... full review

Thumbs down by Sanjay Ram, Business of Cinema ...CC2C is a colossal waste of resources, talent, time and money.... full review

So-So by Abhishek Mande, Buzz18 ...ou'd be happier watching the reruns of Welcome, Namastey London and Singh is Kinng on television.... full review

Thumbs down by Udita Jhunjhunwala, DNA ...I might have been put off hakka noodles and chilli potatoes for life - and I blame director Nikhil Advani,... full review

So-So by Martin D'souza, Glamsham.com ...It's buffoonery all the way, as you are made to suspend your grey matter.... full review

Thumbs down by Khalid Mohamed, Hindustan Times ...Deepika Padukone looks fairly good, acts fairly bad.... full review

So-So by Rajeev Masand, IBN Live ...But what sticks with you when you leave the cinema after a screening of Chandni Chowk To China is the feeling of fatigue that comes from being trapped in an elevator for hours.... full review

Thumbs down by Raghav Ramaiah, IMDB ...2009 for Bollywood has definitely started off on a real bad note with CC2C totally disappointing the audience... full review

Thumbs down by Taran Adarsh, IndiaFM ...Nikhil Advani pays homage to Ramesh Sippy's movies by merging SHOLAY and SEETA AUR GEETA.... full review

So-So by Gaurav Malani, indiatimes ... The screenplay is crammed with clichés and conveniences.... full review

Thumbs down Indicine ...Akshay Kumar himself claimed recently that the movie lacks sense.... full review

Thumbs down by Mayank Shekhar, Mumbai Mirror ...The theatre remains dispassionately quiet.... full review

So-So by Anupama Chopra, NDTV ...Advani and his writer Shridhar Raghavan in an attempt to give us a full-on entertainer sacrificed logic, plausibility, characterisation and even coherence.... full review

Thumbs down by Nita Jatar Kulkarni, Now Running.com ...Chandni Chowk To China is disappointing. A mad film can carry itself along if it is tumultuous enough and funny enough, but this one isn't.... full review

Thumbs down by Subhash K Jha, Now Running.com ... If this film had been shot anywhere in the world, it would've been just as bland and fatuous... full review

So-So by Ashok Nayak, Now Running.com ...Akshay Kumar in the stereotypical role of clownery act fails to strike the right cord.... full review

Thumbs down by Jahan Bakshi, Now Running.com ...Chandni Chowk To China moves so arbitrarily and randomly that none of the characters are established well enough for them to form any emotional connect with the audience.... full review

Thumbs down by Ashu Bhai, Passion for Cinema ...it’s a cult classic that will be spoken about at underground trashy film communities.... full review

Thumbs down Passion for Cinema ...The new way of reviewing in a downturn is by not watching the movie. It’s more efficient. You save money and time.... full review

Thumbs down by Goher Iqbal Punn, Radio Sargam ...Made with a whopping budget of Rs. 80 crores, the film lacks oomph factor.... full review

Thumbs up by Sampurn, real bollywoood ...Akshay Kumar makes you laugh, cry and cheer for him but then again he is let down by an average script.... full review

Thumbs down by Raja Sen, Rediff ...Chandni Chowk To China is a disastrous overbudget mess... full review

Thumbs up SantaBanta.com ...The film doesn't really end up being the joy ride it promises to be.... full review

Thumbs down SearchIndia.com ...If you thought Akshay Kumar’s previous film Singh is Kinng was bad, Chandni Chowk to China is ugly beyond your wildest fears.... full review

Thumbs up by Sonia Chopra, Sify Movies ...Chandni Chowk to China makes one realise why Akshay Kumar has a space in the industry that no one can tally... full review

So-So SmasHits.com ...Akshay takes the entire movie on his strong shoulders.... full review

So-So by Harshita Kohli, StarBoxOffice ...The comedy in the film is forced and it almost looks stupid as opposed to entertaining or hilarious.... full review

Thumbs down by Nikhat Kazmi, Times of India ... Real potato heads we must be, for wondering why nothing tickles our funny bone when you get kick assed in Chandni Chowk... full review

So-So by Filmbear, Upper Stall ...The story is simplistic and is a mashup of Seven Samurai (or Sholay if you please) and Kung-Fu Panda with some not so-unique Bolly tracks thrown in... full review

So-So by Ashwini Kumar, ZEENEWS.COM ...Even if you avoid looking at the technical flaws, there are serious problems with direction.... full review

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33 reviewers have given Chandni Chowk to China an average rating of 1.4/5.0. 3 yays, 18 nays, 12 so-so. See all external reviews »

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Comments (15)

Biswa:

Congratulations on the Pune International Film festival thing! Wish you much more of it...

mdasif:

congrats for the PIFF !! now i know why i like akshay but dont like his movies .......... he does movies without listening/reading the story his comment is almost similar to what he said about his last release singh is king where he said i saw "singh is king" written on the back of a truck and asked anees bazmi to make a movie on that

Mayur:

Why Tahaan is there under 'similar' tab :)

chavanni:

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vishaldas:

How do I see your notepad page for this movie? Or have you done away with it?

Rahul Jadhav:

Hi Meetu (MeeToo) ;) Loved your blog. Its great

meetu:

Biswa, mdasif Thank you!! Was a great kick, boost to the morale, and all :) mdasif I'm just tired of people being proud of the fact that they signed up without having a script!! Thanks, Rahul!!! Keep coming...

meetu:

Mayur, how do you mean? Vishaldas...it's coming up. Btw, would you think it would be a great loss if we did away with it?

Vishal:

Yes, meetu... its one of the more unique things about your site... where we get to nitpick and question bits of movies. Please retain it

meetu:

excellent! exactly the feedback I was looking for!! Now I'm even more motivated to keep that section around :)

Kunal Goel:

You have done a good job of hiding the reviews. Really, shouldn't they be listed as front page articles instead of being disguised as banned ads? And miss the notepad very much.

prateek malpani:

No seriously... What a pathetic movie...full of crap..!! Although i hate Akshay kumar and his same expressions dat he's given in da past 10 films.. all of them being moderately hit some of them like SINGH IS KING raking in moolah too..i still expected this movie to make me laugh in bits and trust me i was more surprised then akshay kumar himself when he won the BEST ACTOR in popular category for SINGH IS KING.. at STAR SCREEN??.. come on.. are u guys real movie goers???.. anyway abt the movie.. trust me as the papers quote go help yourself with a nice dinner at a cHinese restaurant rather than watchin dis godforsaken movie.. no story at all..total haywire.. ders a bengali mithun da in chandni chowk and a loser akshay kumar as usual..named after NAVJOT SING SIDHU...he plays da PANDA from the KUNG FU PANDA and the usual entry just like SINGH IS KING where he is talkin to a hen..over here its a smiling potato...come on!! then theres twin deepika padukone lost due to some incident dat happened between their dad whos an inspector in CHINA married to a INDIAN female and can speak fluent HINDI and the villian of the movie.. as u guessed one of them stays wid the villian and the other goes on to become a SUPER MODEL..!! then there are a whole lot of chinese products which china itself mite be amused if they ever happen to make dose stuff.. phew!!... my friend actually told me...in the interval " guys i seriously dun mind leavin now".. theres an animated potato again in the end...and also there's a potato which has a face of ganesh ji..which is siddhu's only inspiration..!! bad action pathetic dialogues.. repeated over acting...music and da background score are just torturous..disappointing from SHANKAR EHSAN LOY.. deepika still looked stunning at places , ranvir shorey was good in his part , mithun da he better act in dose AAJ KA GUNDARAJ type movies dats better.. akshay kumar.. he had da martial arts training and being a chef at his advantage.. but still the acting part give it a pass..to the loser kind of roles one after the another and the only thing that i got to see about CHINA.. in this movie which promised to merge the two civilizations was the GREAT WALL OF CHINA.. nothing at all.. NIKHIL ADVANI 2nd huge disappointment after salaame- ishq.. and i wud love to wait and watch if AKSHAY KUMAR is still the highest tax payer in the next year..!! RATINGS : 1/5

Dinesh Lingot:

Only good part of this movie is "Tere Naina " Song.........

farukosk:

I really enjoyed this! I love how you can get an overall feel of the look without seeing the specific detail. The contrast of the colors … Loved it

farukosk:

Beyond the great content, the style of the presentation is inspiring. Makes you wish you were there to hear it too!

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