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Blue

wogma rating: Watch when on TV (?)
quick review: The typically banal formula of action and skin packed in with some mind boggling underwater sequence. It will leave you with a bad after taste of what could’ve been a treat! After a while, you might feel you re watching National Geographic packaged the ‘bollywood ishtyle.’
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37 reviewers have given Blue an average rating of 1.4/5.0 (?)

8 yays
24 nays
5 so-so

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Thumbs down by Noyon Jyoti Parasara, AOL INDIA ...Though the music as a stand alone, in my opinion, is one of Rahman’s most forgettable works, it works in the film, especially the background... full review

Thumbs up by N K Deoshi, Apun Ka Choice ... In this adrenaline burst of macho men, speedsters, and deep sea divers who swim with sharks, some glamour and titillation is thrown in in the shapely forms of the bikini-clad Lara Dutta and deadly-looking Katrina Kaif. ... full review

Thumbs down by Bobby Singh, Bobby Talks Cinema.com ...climax simply leaves you confused and annoyed... full review

Thumbs up by Kara Baer, Bolly Spice ...There really isn't much acting required to drive the story forward since the stunts take precedence over plot but Zayed looks like a natural on his motorbike and Akshay, of course, is right at home swimming amidst the sharks... full review

Thumbs up by Taran Adarsh, Bollywood Hungama ...The marine life, which you may've watched on National Geographic Channel or Animal Planet, comes alive in all splendour at the start itself. ... full review

Thumbs down by Jaya Biswas, Buzz18 ...Perhaps director Anthony D'souza doesn’t believe in building up the mystery ... full review

Thumbs up desi hits ..."Blue" is a fresh fast film in a sea of romantic comedies... full review

Thumbs down by Aniruddha Guha, DNA ...Director D'souza needs to know that an action film needn't necessarily have close-up shots of a woman's cleavage and derrière repeatedly and pointless gun firing and chase sequences.... full review

Thumbs down by Deepa Garimella, fullhyd.com ...Blue, a film that quite easily lends itself to some unfortunate puns involving the words "blue", "depth", "shipwreck" and "sink", comes apart primarily because there's simply no plot.... full review

Thumbs down by Martin D'Souza, Glamsham.com ...BLUE is a picnic in the Bahamas for the cast and crew. I guess director Anthony D'Souza told the cast, "Just get in front of the camera and do whatever you want."... full review

Thumbs down by Mayank Shekhar, Hindustan Times ...They call each other Sethji (Kumar) and Sarkarji (Dutt): uncomfortably numb Van Damme and Vin Diesel with croaking voices... full review

Thumbs down by Rajeev Masand, IBN Live ...Neither slick nor fast-paced, this film lumbers in circles before crashing into a moronic finale ... full review

Thumbs down by Gaurav Malani, indiatimes ...In absence of a sane screenplay, the viewer is subjected to burnout action sequences and bike chases... full review

Thumbs down Indicine ...Not in the history of Bollywood has an actress managed to look so stunning in a Bikini.... full review

Thumbs down by Ashish Gharde, MH-31 Fun Unlimited ...Zayed Khan, a speed sigma – come on yaar, spare us the horror. He is not even the last choice when it comes to speed biking. ... full review

So-So by Sarita Tanwar, MiD DAY ...Zayed displays spontaneity... full review

Thumbs down Movie Talkies ...A bad story is further affected by bad dialogues, again by Mayur Puri, and topple it with sad performances... full review

So-So by Darshit, Movies Music and Me ...Dear Akki, don't take your initials too seriously. 'You Are Not AK' Read scripts instead of Cheques.... full review

Thumbs down by Minty Tejpal, Mumbai Mirror ...the dialogue is absolutely flat and tedious... full review

Thumbs down by Anupama Chopra, NDTV ...The film’s absolute lack of logic is compounded by the low IQ dialogue. In the middle of a murderous gun battl... full review

Thumbs up by Joginder Tuteja, Now Running.com ...Action is truly the USP of the film and keeps the momentum going for "Blue" due to which one doesn't quite miss the presence of a solid storyline.... full review

Thumbs down by Ashok Nayak, Now Running.com ...with the viewers having almost forgotten about the adventure that leads to the treasure, the director gets to the point and the search begins... full review

Thumbs down by ~UH~, Passion for Cinema ...Akshay Kumar (nicknamed Sarkar) is simply hilarious. His dialogues, attitude, goatie, underwater antics- all makes him the head clown of this once in a blue moon venture.... full review

Thumbs down by Sudhir Nair, Passion for Cinema ...Where all other wannabe directors find it difficult to get a producer even for a Rs. 10 Cr flick, this dude gets a whopping Rs. 100 Cr + for a script that has been written with the least amount of creativity.... full review

Thumbs down by Khalid Mohamed, Passion for Cinema ...Shots through champagne and wine glasses are hilariously retro... full review

So-So by Ankit Ojha, Planet Bollywood ...Classic was what was expected of the movie, but classic it certainly isn't. Anthony didn’t really miss the bus, but caught a '1970 Ashok Leyland' rather than the latest one!... full review

Thumbs up by Hanumant Bhansali, Radio Sargam ...It’s a top notch and above all action flicks made in the Industry till date... full review

Thumbs down real bollywoood ...A really interesting premise shot beautifully but messed big time by unimaginative writing and lackluster direction is what Blue shall always be remembered as.... full review

So-So by Chandrama Pal, Rediff ...Sanjay Dutt -- who wears sunglasses the first thing when gunmen attack his house -- looks flabby and flabbergasted, and seems unsure of what to do with the sizzling Lara on his arms. ... full review

Thumbs down by Sonia Chopra, Sify Movies ...Such money and effort on finding the right location for shooting live sharks and getting a stellar cast; and both wasted. ... full review

Thumbs down by Pankaj Shukla, SmasHits.com ...Akshay should agree he's getting older by wearing that khichdi goatee; his close-ups show his aging muscles... full review

Thumbs down by Janhvi Patel, StarBoxOffice ...Lara has barely 8 scenes that give her no scope to perform and she is simply a glam doll who was paid to pour her hot figure in gorgeous bikinis and short dresses... full review

Thumbs up by K K Rai, STARDUST ...A R Rahman’s music gel well with the mood of the flick.... full review

Thumbs up by Nikhat Kazmi, Times of India ...boasting of some great deep sea shots ( by Pete Zuccarini, cinematographer, Pirates of the Caribbean fame), stunning above sea level action sequences... full review

Thumbs down by Film Bear, Upper Stall ...The characters have no graph... full review

Thumbs down by SpiceZee Bureau, ZEENEWS.COM ...‘Blue’ ends up as a ruined affair thereby wasting all the moolah its producers pumped in.... full review

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Comments (15)

Rahul:

Why did I have to be proved right?

B.H.Harsh:

Glad to see you not thrashing it outright like others, and mentioning whatever limited things you liked about the movie. :-)

Anoop:

I wanted to see the film before you post your review, because I had this feeling that, if I wait for your review (or any review), I might not see the film at all. So I went and saw the film on Thursday the 15th, before I could read any review.

I was right, had I waited for the review, I would have never seen it.

A boy went to the exam preparing the topic "Coconut Tree" as an Essay item. However, the examiner asked to write about "COW". So the boy wrote that a Cow is tied to a coconut tree, so that he cannot run away. And then started writing about Coconut Tree.

This movie is just the same. Its sea all around, with few characters running all around it. Lara Dutta puts up a good "show" apart from the gorgeous sea herself.

meetu:

Guys, I haven't seen the film yet but will do so soon, This review is by a guest reviewer. :)

Rahul, oh well...such is life...

B. H. Harsh thanks to Amrah who seems to have been fair.

Anoop - ha ha ha...that is some analogy. Cannot comment till I watch it though.

Will leave my comments here as soon as I see the film.

krish:

only one word for it. "DISASTRE". sorry just now i watched the movie and my mind went blue so pardon me for the spello.

Dattaprasad Godbole:

I guess their Ads said it all.Oscar Winners, Budgets , Phirangi Imports, Macho Sounding (actually ridiculous) dialogues were given more preference ads than on content of the movie. Agreed we need to show these to attract crowds, but don't over do it, all it does make content conspicuous by it's absence.

Kabir:

The film sucked big time why do they waste money.

Abhishek Nagar:

the movie SUCKS

rahul khandare:

i liked that picture
specialy akshay and his stund
a r rehman has a great blue theme

liza:

it wz a cmplt bakwaz,ma ol money vn 2 gadda

vipin :

dont go before the critics and their disaster intending reviews.this film made bollywood to stand shoulder to shoulder with hollywood. action scenes are world class. Akshay once again proved that currently in indian cinema there is no opponent for him who can match with his deadly stunts , dont forget he's a perfect comedian. Hats off to imtiaz ali. Its a Visual treat.

Amritha:

Well,d only reason i give for urge to watch d movie my love for adventure stuff n ofcourse A R Rehman....nywys thnks for d review.....atleast i will not waste my money by taking my entire family.....

ramen:

@Vipin
so u took money from several producers 2 write nice stuff about their crappy films...."hats off 2 Imtiaz Ali"...ROTFL!!!

meetu:

@vipin ok...what did i miss here? What does Imitiaz Ali have to do anything with anything here?

Adam:

Meetu, I check your review mainly for the Parental Guidance and your reviews are pretty good. But I must say that either you are too modern or have no family values at all!!For PAA, Your parental Guidance says none in Language except the word Bastard. Did you go out when there was talk about Sperm donation, Condom Use etc. and sexual content, you say NONE when there is a real brief love making scene in the song Muddi Muddi. What nonsense!! I will never ever read your reviews and post this on all your reviews so that everyone is aware. I took my 10 and 7 yr old daughters to see Paa based on your Parental Guidance and I m still shocked and embarassed to show them a film about Sex education!!

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