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Mission Istanbul

quick review: This mission is filled with convenient coincidences & sprinkled with Apoorva Lakhia style gore. It pretends to be smart in the beginning and loses interest in that too post-interval.

This page has additional observations, other than the ones noted in the main review.

Plot Summary

Vikas Saagar (Zayed Khan), almost a divorcee is in Istanbul for a dangerous reporting job. Only the TV channel hiring him seems to be more than just another channel. Note: There were a couple of scenes that just made me curious. One was where it seems like Zayed Khan is looking at a Vivek Oberoi's locket (at the cemetery), but the angle is just not right from where he is standing in reference to Vivek Oberoi. So, why did they make him look in that angle? Absolutely similarly, there is this 'mountain dew' scene where it seems like Vivek Oberoi this time is looking at Shweta Bharadwaj's cleavage, but the angels don't match up. Why give that feel?

What Worked

  • Some of the actions scenes were enjoyable for hardcore gore lovers. I'm not one, but could stomach what was shown here. And, whether I like it or not, I've always admired the destructive creativity. I especially loved the villain's affinity to break LCD screens!!

What did not

Note: This section simply lists the things that I did not like in this movie. This is not the overall impression about this movie. Please read the full review here

  • Why-o-why does a senior journalist like Suniel Shetty know how to shoot around and fight like a guerilla warrior?
  • The look Shweta Bharadwaj (Liza Lobo) gives in the camera after the party song. That's so soap opera-ish.
  • The whole 13th floor set was shoddy including the all-important lift!
  • What a lame excuse for Vikas Saagar to be chosen for the job by Rizwan Khan (Vivek Oberoi)!?! That he has computer-phobia!
  • The absolutely predictable cheesy gore used to get to the 13th floor! Shheeesh!!
  • How come the surveillance cameras know who the viewer is looking at and follows the object all along?!
  • The sudden infusion of attempted-comedy using Mountain Dew and George Bush. Seriously, what was all that about?! How did it fit into the story?
  • I found the gunman in the helicopter trying to refill his machine gun extremely amusing. Just to clear the air, I was laughing at the writer who wrote the scene not with him.
  • Did they just make the pen drive survive a swim in the sea?
  • The entire 'try to hide because my photo's in the newspaper' sequence was such a sham! They were literally painting the town red!
  • Did Vikas say "jacket" when he meant "cap" which by the way, he was going to wear to disguise himself!?
  • The dumb villains who take forever to walk and stall so that they can be beaten up!

Nitty-Gritty

This section lists things that I think are not important to the overall impact of the movie. In most cases, it could be explained away by something like, "we noticed the glitch after the scene was shot and there were schedule/budget issues and thus we could not re-shoot it". I like giving the makers the benefit of doubt, but I am amused nevertheless. Hopefully, they will tickle you too.

  • Did Vikas Saagar call his soon to be ex-wife, who he was trying to woo, 'dumbo'? Men! I tell ya...

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External Reviews

23 reviewers have given Mission Istanbul an average rating of 0.4/5.0. 1 yays, 20 nays, 2 so-so. See all external reviews »

Readers' Ratings

1 readers have given Mission Istanbul an average rating of 3/5.0. 0 yays, 0 nays, 1 so-so. See all reader reviews »

Comments (15)

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Mission Istanbul Review...

This mission is filled with convenient coincidences & sprinkled with Apoorva Lakhia style gore. It pretends to be smart in the beginning and loses interest in that too post-interval....

starwin:

Mission Istanbul looks like a vehicle to promote sponsoring brands Mountain Dew and Aaj Tak News Channel.Mission Istanbul suffers from weak characterizations and a bad plot. It isolates the viewers from the thick of things. At no point does the viewer feel connected to the script.

read review at http://bollywoodtrends.blogspot.com

chavanni:

ajay brahmatmaj's review
http://chavannichap.blogspot.com/2008/07/blog-post_26.html

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Sudhir Nair:

And this year's bravery award goes to Meetu for sitting through Kismat..,Contract, Money hai.. & Mission Instanbul; all in a matter of ONE WEEK.

And the award is a lifetime supply of RGV's Aag !!!

meetu:

Sudhirji, ab mein kya kahu? aap jaise shubhchintak ho to dushman to dhool khaayenge...

Balwant:

Why u people go for hindi movies, Go 4 English Movies like Hancoon, etc....

Hind movie -- love, secrifies, tears, boaring storeies, no ecitment...etc

Eng movie-Discover new thought,, view new faces,, Have fun, Thrill, Action who tuch ur soul,,,,

so pls

try this

sanyam:

hey there....
u hav a nice blog....

mine is at http://fungusoffline.blogspot.com

please chek it out...can we exchange our links????

Andy:

You still haven't gone for The Dark Knight...

:-0 :-0

you are wasting your time watching very badly shown hollywood rip offs

i am still shock
they are copying so many movies

on top now they are copying famed movies like Bruce almighty ( God Tussi Great Ho)!!!!

meetu:

Hey Sanyam, thanks! I link to reviews in my 'to each his own' section. So, let me know when you start regular reviews and I can link to them.

Andy, saw The Dark Knight, just didn't review it. Liked it too :)

rahul:

i think it would be better if u sort of review or analyse the hindi movies of last decade like dch,compnay,lagan etc etc from the knowledge u gained thr movie apprciation course rather than watching and reviewing "classics" like money honey,instaaanbul nd all,i think we can easily c from promos wits in store

j:

I can't believe it. Are me and my wife the only people who appreciate slick brainless action films? :)

meetu:

:) Rahul

j, the good thing is both of you enjoy the same kind!

Solitary Dreamer:

Your email version does not have the super cool photos of the *super cool* dudes and the dudette. Just wanted to let you know.

And...

I like the concept :)

meetu:

Thanks for pointing that out, Solitary Dreamer. Will try to get that fixed.

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