Tees Maar Khan - Twitter Reviews
Tees Maar Khan
quick review:
Tees Maar Khan makes me admire Farah Khan (Director) and Shirish Kunder (writer) for how they choose not to take anything seriously, themselves first. But, they are sniggering amongst themselves. It's one thing to laugh at anything and everything from - the umbilical cord to patriotism - and it's a whole other thing NOT TO make us laugh with them. So obnoxious is the film along with its stars Akshay Kumar and Katrina Kaif that the subtle points that Tees Maar Khan seems to make, come across as completely accidental.
170 tweeters have given Tees Maar Khan
an average rating of 1.0/5.0(?)
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rawahk:
Bakwas movie hy tees mar khan :@ #fb
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KAMINAMD:
TEES MAR KHAN IS NOT A GOOD 1 AGAIN A FLOP I WILL SAY WHERE AS TNS IS GUD 1
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beepthefreak:
Tees Maar Khan!! I dont have words!! Worst movie ever seen! after Om shanti Om!! :) #epicmahafail
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surojitdas:
One of the worst movies of this year...Tees Maar Khan
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katrinaisbest:
east or west tees maar khan + katrinakaif is best
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AbhinaySahu:
Two of the most pathetic movie of all time..HOUSEFULL & TEES MAAR KHAN..yukss !!
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urstrulyjeevan:
recently i saw ''TEES MAAR KHAN''akki action was marvellous
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rajeevdash:
Just finished Tees Mar khan..one of the worst movies in last 3/4 years
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asjadnazir:
My 2010 high point: Amazing creativity of Love Sex Aur Dhokha low point: Tees Maar Khan. What was your Bollywood high & low point
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Sagar_nandal:
tees maar khan movie was soo bad.
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sreejagowda:
people, please dont believe the review of Tees Maar Khan in Bangalore / Mumbai Mirror. The reviewer anyway hates Farah.Go watch.
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cablewala:
Never saw a lousier movie than Tees Maar Khan. Meant strictly for kids below 12 and imbeciles. Farah better stick to choreography .
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muskaan_a:
PLEASE DO NOT GO FOR TEES MAAR KHAN...!!! #TMK is a big big disaster happened in 2010..!! DONT spoil ur new year..!!
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nottysaint:
Tees Maar Khan-Phokat mein mehenga hai....
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arghya4rn:
Tees Maar Khan Sucks...its a waste...
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cljain:
Tees Maar khan. To be Awarded The Worst Movie of 2010. Friends please vote
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_chetan_:
Tees maar khan 0.000000000...1 star and that 1 too only for the song 'sheela ki. ..'
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rahulsharma1689:
Best film is TEES MAAR KHAN
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Debjyoti1995:
Watched tees maar khan,it is watchable
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yvssanjay:
Watched Tees Maar Khan in Urvashi Cinema, Bangalore along with Datta :-P I did not like the movie and Datta did not like me! It happens raa!
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lavigarcha:
Tees maar khan what the shit movie is
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akanshathakur7:
seen tees maar khan......awesome movie....sheila ki jawani roks .......
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rathsukumar:
Tees Maar Khan the most pathetic movie of the decade..Farah n her team has beaten Ramu ki Aaag hands down.on a serious note.it was like WTF
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123naveensingh:
best movie of yhe year goes to Dabangg and worst movie of the year is none other than Tees Maar Khan..
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yasar434:
Tawaif ki lut-ti izzat shaayad bach jaaye, par Tees Maar Khan ko bachana namumkin hai.
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vishnujohri:
Watched tees mar khan.......total CRAP !
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littylithin:
Tees mar khan and farah khan hit baba hit...........
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Nkm6285:
i see tees maar khan but floop hai yaar
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kahankakhan:
best film:My Name is Khan! Had a message and soul yet enjoyable:) worst film:Tees Maar Khan...
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riti_kash:
Tees maar khan- a perfect attempt to show how stupid, meaningless and shallow a film can be...a killer idea to a flop...
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WoMod:
Oh brainless mindf*ck... Tees maar khan #fml #facepalm
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LivLifePariStyl:
Tees Mar Khan.. <3 Best movie of the year!
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iampradipta:
''Tees Mar Khan is a bogus film, don't watch it''
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aaliqg:
saw Tees Maar Khan on cinema just nw damn 3 hours boring programe... :-(
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AayusshVij:
watched TEES MAAR KHAN YESTERDAY......................GUD MOVIE....
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jhabarun:
Tawayaf ki lut ti izzat bachana or Tees Maar Khan me sense dhundhna....dono bekaar hai
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dheerenjagwani:
Tees maar khan...the most annoying movie of the year!!ergh! http://myloc.me/fJEUM
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shwetttta:
watched Tees Maar Khan. i need anesthesia .
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drbindu:
Just saw Tees Maar Khan- Eeeooowww! It shud b renamed Tees Goli Maar
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musheer_khan:
Tees Maar Khan is the most pathetic movie i have ever seen in cinema hall.
and biggest lie of the year that tmk is comedy film.
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amisht:
Just saw Tees Maar Khan. Not as bad as the reviews made it out to be.
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karshu2:
Wow what a damn brilliance masterpiece movie Tees Maar Khan! @TheFarahKhan
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singhprashant1:
TMK (Tees Maar Khan) movie sucks!!!!!
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Asaggi09:
Farah Khan should NOT be allowed to make movies EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
tees maar khan sucked big time!
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ArvindTalwar:
TEES MAR KHAN A GOOD ENTERTAINMENT MUST SEE ONCE
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Nahlululu:
Tees Maar Khan is a fucking torture to sit through!!!! I don't know WHAT @TheFarahKhan was thinking when she opted to make it! It's a mess.
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kalandrisahoo:
Watched Tees Mar Khan, Totally waster of time and money, in the similar lines of Action reply, may be action reply was better than this:(
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nizbizz:
tees maar khan has made me ill!
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AjitKuMarandi:
Lovestory 2050 and RGV's AAG are 1000 times better than Tees Maar Khan...
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Beyondquotes:
Tees maar khan is patheticly pathetic!
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pkazi:
Avoid Tees maar khan..... Total faltu.. Farhakhan plz stop directing movies..
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rajsm:
does farah khan think that we are all bunch of retards? tees maar khan is horribly the worst movie i saw this year.
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asadlahory:
watchng tees maar khan seems to bakvash film as bjwa said
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rajshekhar75:
just watched Tees mar khan,hu wht a stupid movie it was.seems like the dir fooled everyone.
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rajprathapv:
Hi just wacheq tees mar khan, story, music, cats character were not impressed, screenplay, akshaykanna were better
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thegobster:
Review of tees maar khan: go with a gal who u can make out with cos the makers already fucked you when u bought tickets
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sgaurav_baghel:
Tees Maar Khan...worst movie experience i ever had!!
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vikramsinhnaik:
Maths must hv seriously affectd my sense of humour - I ENJOYED TEES MAAR KHAN !!! :-/
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shazan_zahid:
Tees maar khan ewwwwwwww...... Wat's dis farah? Y did u make it?
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dhairya_mk:
tees maar khan a total torture #2010memories
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anu91178:
Tees Maar Khan: Very enjoyable first half. Second half is unbearable. Overall #fail
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amazingshahid:
I just watch tees mar khan my fav director @TheFarahKhan did great job movie is amazing
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chiranjiv_13:
tees maar khan de most bakwaas muviiiiiiii.....dats all i can say abt it
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rishi_hell:
tees maar khan sucks...........
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chandmouliman:
Watched tees maar khan film.film was nice.but it was some over comedy.with out comedy the film is waste.kat action is poor
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ShakthiGalatta:
the tourist... better leave soon. tees maar khan... couldn't con anyone!
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anmollllgarg:
watched tees maar khan, i will never ever like to watch this movie again.................
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sanmeshajmera:
Not twweting from so many days busy on facebook and yesterday gone with frndz to see tees maar khan really a good movie
good night
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AratiKrishna:
I cannot believe I just watched Tees Maar Khan. Bullshit !
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asifimobh:
Tees mar khan flop movie
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tina_marina22:
Tees maar khan... an awful movie that was just a waste of time,forget money!walked out half way through.. totally annoying
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rakcapricorn31:
khoda pahad nikli chuhiya kya socha tha aur kya nikla tees maar khan is not a good movie
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debasishmisra:
Tees Maar Khan.
Just watch the song and leave the hall.
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anishsuthar:
Don't watch tees mar khan in theatre rather wait it will come to tv soon in week. Ravan was good movie then this. Aksay khannA was gr8
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surajraghavan:
tees maar khan = NONSENSE..
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NADANNATHU:
tees maar khan is really good movie
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pranav8494:
What the hell was Tees Maar Khan..... didn't expect this bad from Farah Khan.... yukkk
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impratikshukla:
'Tees Maar Khan' is an apt title for such a film. It means 'after you watch this, slap yourself 30 times to come back to your senses'
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shazy2k9:
Worst film of the decade i saw.............. Thirty people in night show and all were dead sleeping. Tees Maar khan
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Pranit6oo1:
Tees mar khan is just disaster movie
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iLuvVeloso:
TEES MAAR KHAN WAS AMAZIIIIINGGG
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tushar_atp:
Tees maar khan is the fake boaring movie faraahajine to paka dala yaar
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pawanji:
kaledipak
@TheFarahKhan Tees Maar Khan: 1/5 Pathetic!! Poor Lame jokes u won’t feel like laughing Please don’t waste your time and money
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Swayampriya:
Tees Maar Khan pure timepass and watchable. Both the Akshays were awesome.
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rishij_pune:
#tmk tees maar khan,What A movie!!!sheer dissapointment!!unless u spent all d bucks to watch Sheila:Pmy take;d Munni packegae was way Better
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raqeebahamed:
TEES MAAR KHAN.............MERA VEGA MATH KHA.#TMKSUCKS
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salveswapnil:
Saw"Tees Maar Khan"full of falatu movie:( nothing good in d movie except sheila ki jawani song & akshay khanna performance:o
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pawanji:
pavanmalwade
@TheFarahKhan pavanmalwade Tees Maar Khan. - Most Pathetic terrible movie ever watched...Worst movie of the year,no decade!
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DineshCA:
what a bakwas movie 'tees mar khan'. Watch only if 'sheila ki jawani' entice you.
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sagvekarabhijit:
A big flop of the year......tees maar khan...really disaster.
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pavanmalwade:
Tees Maar Khan. - Most Pathetic, terrible movie ever watched...Worst movie of the year..no decade!
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Pruthvi321:
Tees maar khan... rocks!!!!!
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TaranaRaja:
So Tees maar khan is indeed that bad. Barely made it to the first half. Ridiculous waste of time and money.
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gsk231:
But for sheila ki jawani,TMK is Farah ki haiwani.Not just Tees Maar Khan... it is All Maar Khan...a hall mark of mass murder of all viewers.
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kinngsid:
watchd tees maar khan i liked it specially akshay khanna was fab n d muvi...go 4 it guys dont listen 2 others....
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loveableadi:
TEES MAAR KHAN WORST MVI OF THE YEAR.
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filmytown:
Tees Maar Khan - Disappoints. First 20 minutes its paisa vasool & includes the Sheela ki jawani song. Later on its loud, dramatic n drags.
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VikrantSinghvi:
Sansani: Tees Mar Khan ne release hone ke Tees Ghante mein dum toda. Sheela ki Jawani nahin hoti to tees minute bhi nahi rah pati.
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GurleenKaur015:
How can someone like Tees Maar Khan?? Shit movie it is!
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BeingChaudhary:
Duniya ho gayi divani,don’t dare look for a kahani,
Switch off ur mind,coz this movie is all bout “Shiela ki javani”!
Tees Maar Khan rocks!
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ananya_twit:
Please don't go for 'tees maar khan' its a bull sheet movie ..............
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ahsanchoudhry:
Too much drama today - Tees Maar Khan was the perfect remedy ! A perfect end to a, otherwise, lousy weekend. Good night #Twitter ;)
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ahsanchoudhry:
Tees Maar Khan is a mindless comedy loaded with over-acting, cheap redundant jokes, and no plot whatsoever ! I LOVED IT ! ( @TheFarahKhan )
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BastardKeith:
Tees Maar Khan is the biggest, funniest, sexiest, goofiest, most relentlessly pleasurable Bollywood picture of the year.
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hardikdedhia:
Gone to Tees Maar Khan Fully Pakkao Movie Total Waste!!!
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satishkaushik88:
tees mar khan , absolutely flop movie of the year......
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aatifh:
If you have a enemy, now is the perfect time to take the revenge. Take him to the movie Tees maar khan. (via @TauqueerS) #tmk
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AHSAN_20022:
tees maar khan utter crap movie . . . .except sheila ki jawani
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Naukhaiz:
Dont know what to say about 'tees mar khan' - speechless - n then they want public to watch movies in cinema - cheaters!
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deshmukhgaurav:
I did expect Tees maar khan to be bad, but it has in it, to go all the way to oscars to win the worst movie award.with due respect to sheila
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whattsupdoc:
The people who made Tees Maar Khan have no sense of shame! WTF??
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MarzBarz91:
Yaar tees maar khan is terrible
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iamM0HA:
Tees Maar Khan the worst film of Farah Khan..
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farhanfarrukh:
Tees Mar Khan TMK by farah khan is an average film 6/10
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anandspine:
Tees Maar Khan There is no single +ve so can sah even a baf movie is a good review for it dont waste ur time #TMK #medialies
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nursrkbur:
TEES MAAR KHAN IS A FLOP MOVIE OF THE YEAR.NO STORY WEAK COMEDY.BAKWAS HAI EKDAM BEKAR.
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Kkartweett:
Tawayef ki lutthi izzat bachana aur Tees MAar Khan ko dekhna....dono bekaar hai...
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saraadamji:
We only laugh in tees maar khan, cz its so soooo bad we have to laugh! @TheFarahKhan
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saraadamji:
Tees maar khan is seriously the worst film made! Sorry farah_huge disappointment, biggest joke of the year! @TheFarahKhan
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shehrose13:
tees maar khan--fucking nonsense ass movie!
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bhargava_fuhrer:
Watch tees maar khan.....totally shit....tooo childish acting...plzzz dnt watch
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waveringthought:
TMK (Tees Maar Khan)...my review...to all the people involved...TMK (teri maa ki...)
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debsankar1980:
Tees Maar Khan - worst movie..Farha, without ShahRukh, you are nothing...bring back ShahRukh..
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Prem_Ram:
Tees Maar Khan - One of the Most Stupid movie ever seen in my Life. There was comedy, but my god..terrible
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catchdr:
Tees maar khan....what a ridiculously stupid endeavor by F.khan...Poor Kat had to sell the movie which even she could not with her charms...
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lijindev:
spent TWO+ hours for TEES MAAR KHAN. what a damn absurd film. im so liberal ,so i do give 0/10
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jerffinerff:
Tees Maar Khan was a silly sort of timepass. Didn't live up to Main Hoon Na or Om Shanti Om. :/ Liked two songs aight.
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Briondale:
Watched Tees Maar Khan.. Idiotic, baseless, plot-less, crappy movie... But the sugar point is Sheila.. She is f'king beautiful.. #TMK
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VirtualKik:
The missing link in an inane & brain-numbing Tees Maar Khan is clear to see *sigh* #TMK
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Shahrukhjr:
Go and watch tees mar khan (nice movie)
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kumar_karthik:
tees mar khan certainly an average movie,i had lot of expectation after lot of hype waste of money.
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Pradeep21_B:
'Tees mar khan'
not good movie..
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EmjayJooma:
TeEs MaAr KhAn.. Movie of the Year, excellent movie.. A must see!
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dsmakwana:
I saw Tees Maar Khan, I think its good movie to watch once.. Funny movie it is. thanks Farah...
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chandanparsad:
Tees Maar Khan movie can be used by Army and police forces to mental Toucher for Terrorist
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sameera_cmc:
Tees baar maar khana per Tees Maar Khan dekhne na jaana
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surajkala:
If 'Action Replayy' & 'Khatta Meetha' were complete disaster ..than 'Tees Maar Khan' wud mean END OF THE WORLD ... stay away #OverActing
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monikamanchanda:
I wld say dont watch in free too RT @kiranmanral: Okay. It is official. Do not pay hard earned money to watch Tees Maar Khan.
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jimmykadakia:
Tees Maar Khan probably the worst movie of the year, not sure which is worst #TMK or Drona. Though #Sheila Ki Jawani sizzles!
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kiranmanral:
Okay. It is official. Do not pay hard earned money to watch Tees Maar Khan.
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GhantaGuy:
I have seen Tees Maar Khan and lived to tell the tale. #ACyanidePillWouldHaveBeenBetter
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sweetmalishka:
BOLLYWOOD ROCKS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TEES MAAR KHAN RELEASED ALL OVER.
AWESOME MOVIE!!!!!!!GO CHECK IT OUT.......
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MoneyIshrunk:
Tees Maar Khan is rich material for a comedy but the Kunder brothers have sucked the life out it.
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akshatta:
So I watched Tees Maar Khan out of joblessness. Turns out being jobless was way better.
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rajnishborah:
Tees Maar Khan is an insult to customer sensibilities ...
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Ritweeter:
Tees Maar Khan can be expressed in 3 words: What the fuck
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rajdey:
Bollywood lovers-avoid Tees Maar Khan-"bakwas" film; only worth seeing it for Katrina Kaif's Sheila Ki Jawaani song :-)
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viva_licious:
#TMK movie ka pura plot tha ke stupid movie banao aur janta ka paisa looto... farah & shrish r the REAL TEES MAAR KHAN @kjohar25
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me__ShaRad:
Tees Maar Khan awesome ..like ice cream with hot chocolate sauce ! Watch ..must watch, watch it now ..its a happy pill #bollywood #love
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startonomics:
Better title for Tees Maar khan ws Teri Maa ki....smeone shud sue Farah for looting audience. Disgusting, Dismal & pathetic movie of the yr.
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shaliniswara:
tees maar khan auesome
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amitkarpe:
"Tees maar khan" worst movie.
#Bollywood #Flop #Copy
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bisht021:
Tees Maar Khan (TMK), the greatest con artist who lives to rob and robs to live........ nice movi......
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drashtibuch:
The better the song, the more flop is the movie! Tees Mar Khan is just one of the proofs of the same!
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I_Sharat:
By the way, Khan o main Khan Tees Maar Khan is a stupid movie. The only thing I liked about the movie is nothing. Oh wait, Shiela ki Jawani
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shaliniswara:
best movie....-.....TEES MAAR KHAN
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pjtheprince:
the worst film i hav seen my life "tees maar khan". why did Akhsay chachu u hv signed this pic? farah u hav don a grt mistake.
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swapscosmos:
Tees Maar Khan. Why is it a movie? I watched it. #facepalm
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chaitanya1093:
tees maar khan ........................................sabse whaiyad movie i had ever seen....................abe kuch toh story rakhi hoti
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sandeepyadava:
saw tees mar khan in srs cinemas;very poor movie.just a waste of money.
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asoneja:
tees maar khan is the most stupid movie farah khan can make
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Bawra_man:
log kyo tees maar khan ko bkwas kah rahe hain. kya tympas ke liye jokes ka maza nahi liya ja sakta hai.
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navinbajaj:
Tees Maar Khan is an insult to the sensibilities of the Hindi film viewers. There should be a system of refunding ticket money in such cases
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ManinderJheeta:
Tees Maar Khan Dekhna Bhi Bekaar Hai!!
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mymykeviv:
#TMK, is like a tasteless, dull chewing gum that you feel like throwing away as soon as you take the first bite. http://goo.gl/T1nNN
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hhardiiik:
30 maar khan suck garbage movie............total waste of time...............
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vedankit:
Say no to Tees Maar Khan.. :(
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abhshey:
even repenting won`t help........people will not forget disaster tees maar khan 4 years now......
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renukesh:
Tees Maar Khan...one more brainless crap from Akshay. Katrina adds more sour to it with her dumb acting. Except for Sheela, total bakwaas.
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ashwinvrgd:
I think tees mar khan.........3/5............kahi kahi jagah bore hoti hai........
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External Reviews
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Comments (19)
Director: Farah Khan
Cast: Akshay Kumar, Katrina Kaif, Akshaye Khanna and Salman Khan
Rating: Two and a half ( **1/2)
Advice: Akshaye Khanna saves the film from being banal and keeps you tickled through the film. Watch it for him and some good naach gaana.
I feel really robbed of my hard-earned money after watching this. The review is bang-on. The movie is a farce. I hope this doesn't become a hit!
You'll never be able to live down the notoriety of mentioning both Keislowski and Fellini in a TMK review...
So how do you compare it to the last Farah Khan movie "Om Shanti Om"
@haulerz99 my sympathies. next time you know where to check before booking your tickets :D
@Sudhir a thousand apologies sir. i did say sorry to them and my readers (holding ears and all), unfortunately it stayed in my head. In the rush to catch the next two films, got left out from the review. will take mucho care next time :P
@Narayan please to check this review against http://wogma.com/movie/om-shanti-om-review/
Nothing. It make me more upset even thinking about it as most of the actors are my favourite and they have done the worst acting in whole there carrer just for the sake of money.
The role, the story, the direction, the actors not with enough importance, the music except two song mentioned above, the cinemetography, the camera angle, the dialouges except few of akshay kumars one. Non of the dialouges make sense as akshay is not even shown dashing once to say that kind of dialouges. I didnt like the way farah khan thought about the audiance coz film is made for our entertainment and not for our mental torture. we can clearly see her intenstion behind this movie. She made a low budget film coming on x-mas to make good chunk of profit and increase her bank balance.
i saw this movie this is only one thief's story
Farah Khan knows exactly what she wants (rather what she can get) from her cast and employs them to that effect. With her trademark film-inside-film setting, when she wants someone to play the role of a boisterous, atrocious and artificial actor in her film, the natural choice is Akshaye Khanna.
Katrina is cast as the quintessential Bollywood actress who has to wear more makeup and less clothes and do practically nothing in the film. The biggest novel (rather navel) factor she brings to the film is her super-sexy midriff and her hip-hot gyrations. With Akshay Kumar coming into picture, Farah seems to leave behind her Manmohan Desai masala method and adapts her film to brother Sajid Khan’s slapstick sensibilities.
Ten minutes into the film and Tees Maar Khan (Akshay Kumar) is introduced in the league of two other chindi chors, though he makes claims of being an international crime master. His latest assignment is to loot a locomotive loaded with valuables worth crores. Since the booty is in bulk, he would need help from many hands.
Khan hatches a plan to shoot a fictitious film in a village from where the train passes and use the oblivious villagers to rob the train. He lures superstar Aatish Kapoor (Akshaye Khanna), who aims for an Oscar Award, into his mock movie and casts his wannabe-actress girlfriend Anya (Katrina Kaif) as the leading lady.
Remade from Vittorio De Sica’s 1966 film ‘Caccia Alla Volpe’ (After the Fox) starring Peter Sellers, the only major innovation that Tees Maar Khan shows is to shift tracks to train theft from the ship in the original. While the climactic train heist could have worked as a smart suspense element in the favour of the film, the entire fabricated film formula is revealed at the very onset, leaving nothing to your imagination.
Also it appears too far-fetched that a filmstar like Aatish Kapoor won’t comprehend that this one-take shoot, filmed by a single handheld camera is a hoax for heist. Unfortunately the audiences are not as gullible as the villagers in this film.
The Academy Awards and its Bollywood aspirants (from Aamir Khan to Anil Kapoor) seem to be the butt of most jokes here. The film emphasizes and also employs the widespread sentiment of how a poverty-stricken India has become a perfect recipe for Oscar wannabes.
Farah however takes things a little too far with a literal Oscar Award setting in the final reels. Also this time around Farah Khan seems to have gone slack on her signature spoofs, which were a highlight of both Main Hoon Na and Om Shanti Om. Even her trademark end credits are not much inventively conceptualized or different from her earlier attempts.
On the contrary, the film retains a more fervent feel and flavour of Akshay Kumar brand of loud and slapstick comedy. Akshay’s gags are dreary and add to it the other Akshaye’s antics are deafening. And if that is not enough there is a recap of all these histrionics in the climax as a part of the film inside the film setting.
Akshaye Khanna could win the Ham Scene of the Year award for getting possessed by his character in the bank robbery sequence. Then there’s a headless horseman’s anecdote which could make you feel ‘sleepy’ for its ‘hollowness’.
The dialogues written by Shirish Kunder and Ashmith Kunder in synchronized stanzas try too hard to be funny but fall flat at most instances and are repeated too often without much repeat value. Vishal Shekhar’s music has mass appeal. Farah Khan’s raunchy choreography to Sheila Ki Jawani has Katrina Kaif at her sexiest best. One expected some action in the train robbery sequence but there’s none over here.
The role is custom-made for Akshay Kumar and while he plays it effortlessly, he is clearly getting repetitive in his comic act. Katrina Kaif is categorically hired for her sex-appeal and she exudes loads of it. Akshaye Khanna is expected to act terribly and he does that with such perfection that it gets on your nerves.
Apara Mehta makes up as a cheap imitation of Kirron Kher. Arya Babbar gets no scope. You never get to know whether Avatar Gill’s character is a spinoff on A K Hangal from Sholay or he plays a blind man for no good reason. Aman Verma hams. Salman Khan invites whistles and claps in his cameo.
To sum up in Tees Maar Khan’s trademark style of dialogue delivery, Akshay Kumar se zara hatke comedy expect karna aur Akshaye Khanna se kuch bhi expect karna bekaar hain. Tees Maar Khan doesn’t even guarantee thirty good laughs in its three hour runtime.
pure rubbish movie. People are fool who have given it even a single star rating. Totally bakwaas. One should a given money 2 watch it.
I think you are too kind on this movie. Very silly movie. Reminds me of Wayans Bros. movies. They make those for mentally challenged people :)
I am ashamed that Kaif is labelled was one of the most successful actresses in Bollywood. It says something about the taste of the people in this country. Her acting drives me to tears. Film producers just wanna dangle her infront of ppl's eyes.
Such films give an idea about what rich directors think Indian audiences are. Did they really imagine we would watch it open mouthed clapping our hands?
Bakwas movie. Farah Khan does not respect audience intelligence.
Hey you have to agree that katty looks sexy!!!!!!! Katty katrina. So.. Is the movie really that bad? I havent watched it yet. Kind of freaked out!!!!!!!
I have not seen the movie but i have seen the sheila ki javane music video so many times!! I love katrina kaif though. Tell me is the movie really that bad?!!!
@Tees maar Khan ha ha ha ha.
@kaka hopefully our uproar will change things.
@Lucky and @Aditi you've seen the 'sheila ki jawani' video, you've seen the film :)
good movie worth watching.. stop piracy
Its the worst movie i hve ever seen in my life.
What a disaster by Farah after two SMASHING HITS.
Dont know what hve happened to Akshay, a series of debacle, De dana dan, khatta meetha, action replay... list goes on. He looks good in serious roles.
The big question in my mind is What was KATRINA doing in the film. After Rajneeti, atleast this wasn't expected from her.
Shirish shud learn frm his mistake and stop writing stories.
Its a waste of time & money.
Farah is absolutely not encouraging her fans to come and see her movie again in future.
I would give this movie 1/2 stars, just for Akshay Khanna.
I JUST SIMPLY LOVE THE MOVIE ITS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):)
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