Tees Maar Khan - Twitter Reviews

wogma rating: Watch if you have nothing better to do (?)
quick review:

Tees Maar Khan makes me admire Farah Khan (Director) and Shirish Kunder (writer) for how they choose not to take anything seriously, themselves first. But, they are sniggering amongst themselves. It's one thing to laugh at anything and everything from - the umbilical cord to patriotism - and it's a whole other thing NOT TO make us laugh with them. So obnoxious is the film along with its stars Akshay Kumar and Katrina Kaif that the subtle points that Tees Maar Khan seems to make, come across as completely accidental.

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170 tweeters have given Tees Maar Khan an average rating of 1.0/5.0(?)

32 yays
131 nays
7 so-so
  • vikramsinhnaik: Maths must hv seriously affectd my sense of humour - I ENJOYED TEES MAAR KHAN !!! :-/
  • urstrulyjeevan: recently i saw ''TEES MAAR KHAN''akki action was marvellous
  • sweetmalishka: BOLLYWOOD ROCKS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEES MAAR KHAN RELEASED ALL OVER. AWESOME MOVIE!!!!!!!GO CHECK IT OUT.......
  • Swayampriya: Tees Maar Khan pure timepass and watchable. Both the Akshays were awesome.
  • sreejagowda: people, please dont believe the review of Tees Maar Khan in Bangalore / Mumbai Mirror. The reviewer anyway hates Farah.Go watch.
  • shaliniswara: tees maar khan auesome
  • shaliniswara: best movie....-.....TEES MAAR KHAN
  • Shahrukhjr: Go and watch tees mar khan (nice movie)
  • sanmeshajmera: Not twweting from so many days busy on facebook and yesterday gone with frndz to see tees maar khan really a good movie good night
  • rahulsharma1689: Best film is TEES MAAR KHAN
  • Pruthvi321: Tees maar khan... rocks!!!!!
  • NADANNATHU: tees maar khan is really good movie
  • me__ShaRad: Tees Maar Khan awesome ..like ice cream with hot chocolate sauce ! Watch ..must watch, watch it now ..its a happy pill #bollywood #love
  • LivLifePariStyl: Tees Mar Khan.. <3 Best movie of the year!
  • littylithin: Tees mar khan and farah khan hit baba hit...........
  • kinngsid: watchd tees maar khan i liked it specially akshay khanna was fab n d muvi...go 4 it guys dont listen 2 others....
  • katrinaisbest: east or west tees maar khan + katrinakaif is best
  • karshu2: Wow what a damn brilliance masterpiece movie Tees Maar Khan! @TheFarahKhan
  • iLuvVeloso: TEES MAAR KHAN WAS AMAZIIIIINGGG
  • EmjayJooma: TeEs MaAr KhAn.. Movie of the Year, excellent movie.. A must see!
  • dsmakwana: I saw Tees Maar Khan, I think its good movie to watch once.. Funny movie it is. thanks Farah...
  • chandmouliman: Watched tees maar khan film.film was nice.but it was some over comedy.with out comedy the film is waste.kat action is poor
  • bisht021: Tees Maar Khan (TMK), the greatest con artist who lives to rob and robs to live........ nice movi......
  • BeingChaudhary: Duniya ho gayi divani,don’t dare look for a kahani, Switch off ur mind,coz this movie is all bout “Shiela ki javani”! Tees Maar Khan rocks!
  • Bawra_man: log kyo tees maar khan ko bkwas kah rahe hain. kya tympas ke liye jokes ka maza nahi liya ja sakta hai.
  • BastardKeith: Tees Maar Khan is the biggest, funniest, sexiest, goofiest, most relentlessly pleasurable Bollywood picture of the year.
  • ArvindTalwar: TEES MAR KHAN A GOOD ENTERTAINMENT MUST SEE ONCE
  • amazingshahid: I just watch tees mar khan my fav director @TheFarahKhan did great job movie is amazing
  • akanshathakur7: seen tees maar khan......awesome movie....sheila ki jawani roks .......
  • ahsanchoudhry: Too much drama today - Tees Maar Khan was the perfect remedy ! A perfect end to a, otherwise, lousy weekend. Good night #Twitter ;)
  • ahsanchoudhry: Tees Maar Khan is a mindless comedy loaded with over-acting, cheap redundant jokes, and no plot whatsoever ! I LOVED IT ! ( @TheFarahKhan )
  • AayusshVij: watched TEES MAAR KHAN YESTERDAY......................GUD MOVIE....
  • rajprathapv: Hi just wacheq tees mar khan, story, music, cats character were not impressed, screenplay, akshaykanna were better
  • kumar_karthik: tees mar khan certainly an average movie,i had lot of expectation after lot of hype waste of money.
  • farhanfarrukh: Tees Mar Khan TMK by farah khan is an average film 6/10
  • Debjyoti1995: Watched tees maar khan,it is watchable
  • ashwinvrgd: I think tees mar khan.........3/5............kahi kahi jagah bore hoti hai........
  • anishsuthar: Don't watch tees mar khan in theatre rather wait it will come to tv soon in week. Ravan was good movie then this. Aksay khannA was gr8
  • amisht: Just saw Tees Maar Khan. Not as bad as the reviews made it out to be.
  • _chetan_: Tees maar khan 0.000000000...1 star and that 1 too only for the song 'sheela ki. ..'
  • yvssanjay: Watched Tees Maar Khan in Urvashi Cinema, Bangalore along with Datta :-P I did not like the movie and Datta did not like me! It happens raa!
  • yasar434: Tawaif ki lut-ti izzat shaayad bach jaaye, par Tees Maar Khan ko bachana namumkin hai.
  • WoMod: Oh brainless mindf*ck... Tees maar khan #fml #facepalm
  • whattsupdoc: The people who made Tees Maar Khan have no sense of shame! WTF??
  • waveringthought: TMK (Tees Maar Khan)...my review...to all the people involved...TMK (teri maa ki...)
  • viva_licious: #TMK movie ka pura plot tha ke stupid movie banao aur janta ka paisa looto... farah & shrish r the REAL TEES MAAR KHAN @kjohar25
  • vishnujohri: Watched tees mar khan.......total CRAP !
  • VirtualKik: The missing link in an inane & brain-numbing Tees Maar Khan is clear to see *sigh* #TMK
  • VikrantSinghvi: Sansani: Tees Mar Khan ne release hone ke Tees Ghante mein dum toda. Sheela ki Jawani nahin hoti to tees minute bhi nahi rah pati.
  • vedankit: Say no to Tees Maar Khan.. :(
  • tushar_atp: Tees maar khan is the fake boaring movie faraahajine to paka dala yaar
  • tina_marina22: Tees maar khan... an awful movie that was just a waste of time,forget money!walked out half way through.. totally annoying
  • thegobster: Review of tees maar khan: go with a gal who u can make out with cos the makers already fucked you when u bought tickets
  • TaranaRaja: So Tees maar khan is indeed that bad. Barely made it to the first half. Ridiculous waste of time and money.
  • swapscosmos: Tees Maar Khan. Why is it a movie? I watched it. #facepalm
  • surojitdas: One of the worst movies of this year...Tees Maar Khan
  • surajraghavan: tees maar khan = NONSENSE..
  • surajkala: If 'Action Replayy' & 'Khatta Meetha' were complete disaster ..than 'Tees Maar Khan' wud mean END OF THE WORLD ... stay away #OverActing
  • startonomics: Better title for Tees Maar khan ws Teri Maa ki....smeone shud sue Farah for looting audience. Disgusting, Dismal & pathetic movie of the yr.
  • singhprashant1: TMK (Tees Maar Khan) movie sucks!!!!!
  • shwetttta: watched Tees Maar Khan. i need anesthesia .
  • shehrose13: tees maar khan--fucking nonsense ass movie!
  • shazy2k9: Worst film of the decade i saw.............. Thirty people in night show and all were dead sleeping. Tees Maar khan
  • shazan_zahid: Tees maar khan ewwwwwwww...... Wat's dis farah? Y did u make it?
  • ShakthiGalatta: the tourist... better leave soon. tees maar khan... couldn't con anyone!
  • sgaurav_baghel: Tees Maar Khan...worst movie experience i ever had!!
  • satishkaushik88: tees mar khan , absolutely flop movie of the year......
  • saraadamji: We only laugh in tees maar khan, cz its so soooo bad we have to laugh! @TheFarahKhan
  • saraadamji: Tees maar khan is seriously the worst film made! Sorry farah_huge disappointment, biggest joke of the year! @TheFarahKhan
  • sandeepyadava: saw tees mar khan in srs cinemas;very poor movie.just a waste of money.
  • sameera_cmc: Tees baar maar khana per Tees Maar Khan dekhne na jaana
  • salveswapnil: Saw"Tees Maar Khan"full of falatu movie:( nothing good in d movie except sheila ki jawani song & akshay khanna performance:o
  • sagvekarabhijit: A big flop of the year......tees maar khan...really disaster.
  • Sagar_nandal: tees maar khan movie was soo bad.
  • Ritweeter: Tees Maar Khan can be expressed in 3 words: What the fuck
  • riti_kash: Tees maar khan- a perfect attempt to show how stupid, meaningless and shallow a film can be...a killer idea to a flop...
  • rishi_hell: tees maar khan sucks...........
  • rishij_pune: #tmk tees maar khan,What A movie!!!sheer dissapointment!!unless u spent all d bucks to watch Sheila:Pmy take;d Munni packegae was way Better
  • renukesh: Tees Maar Khan...one more brainless crap from Akshay. Katrina adds more sour to it with her dumb acting. Except for Sheela, total bakwaas.
  • rawahk: Bakwas movie hy tees mar khan :@ #fb
  • rathsukumar: Tees Maar Khan the most pathetic movie of the decade..Farah n her team has beaten Ramu ki Aaag hands down.on a serious note.it was like WTF
  • raqeebahamed: TEES MAAR KHAN.............MERA VEGA MATH KHA.#TMKSUCKS
  • rakcapricorn31: khoda pahad nikli chuhiya kya socha tha aur kya nikla tees maar khan is not a good movie
  • rajsm: does farah khan think that we are all bunch of retards? tees maar khan is horribly the worst movie i saw this year.
  • rajshekhar75: just watched Tees mar khan,hu wht a stupid movie it was.seems like the dir fooled everyone.
  • rajnishborah: Tees Maar Khan is an insult to customer sensibilities ...
  • rajeevdash: Just finished Tees Mar khan..one of the worst movies in last 3/4 years
  • rajdey: Bollywood lovers-avoid Tees Maar Khan-"bakwas" film; only worth seeing it for Katrina Kaif's Sheila Ki Jawaani song :-)
  • Prem_Ram: Tees Maar Khan - One of the Most Stupid movie ever seen in my Life. There was comedy, but my god..terrible
  • Pranit6oo1: Tees mar khan is just disaster movie
  • pranav8494: What the hell was Tees Maar Khan..... didn't expect this bad from Farah Khan.... yukkk
  • Pradeep21_B: 'Tees mar khan' not good movie..
  • pkazi: Avoid Tees maar khan..... Total faltu.. Farhakhan plz stop directing movies..
  • pjtheprince: the worst film i hav seen my life "tees maar khan". why did Akhsay chachu u hv signed this pic? farah u hav don a grt mistake.
  • pawanji: kaledipak @TheFarahKhan Tees Maar Khan: 1/5 Pathetic!! Poor Lame jokes u won’t feel like laughing Please don’t waste your time and money
  • pawanji: pavanmalwade @TheFarahKhan pavanmalwade Tees Maar Khan. - Most Pathetic terrible movie ever watched...Worst movie of the year,no decade!
  • pavanmalwade: Tees Maar Khan. - Most Pathetic, terrible movie ever watched...Worst movie of the year..no decade!
  • nursrkbur: TEES MAAR KHAN IS A FLOP MOVIE OF THE YEAR.NO STORY WEAK COMEDY.BAKWAS HAI EKDAM BEKAR.
  • nottysaint: Tees Maar Khan-Phokat mein mehenga hai....
  • Nkm6285: i see tees maar khan but floop hai yaar
  • nizbizz: tees maar khan has made me ill!
  • navinbajaj: Tees Maar Khan is an insult to the sensibilities of the Hindi film viewers. There should be a system of refunding ticket money in such cases
  • Naukhaiz: Dont know what to say about 'tees mar khan' - speechless - n then they want public to watch movies in cinema - cheaters!
  • Nahlululu: Tees Maar Khan is a fucking torture to sit through!!!! I don't know WHAT @TheFarahKhan was thinking when she opted to make it! It's a mess.
  • mymykeviv: #TMK, is like a tasteless, dull chewing gum that you feel like throwing away as soon as you take the first bite. http://goo.gl/T1nNN
  • muskaan_a: PLEASE DO NOT GO FOR TEES MAAR KHAN...!!! #TMK is a big big disaster happened in 2010..!! DONT spoil ur new year..!!
  • musheer_khan: Tees Maar Khan is the most pathetic movie i have ever seen in cinema hall. and biggest lie of the year that tmk is comedy film.
  • monikamanchanda: I wld say dont watch in free too RT @kiranmanral: Okay. It is official. Do not pay hard earned money to watch Tees Maar Khan.
  • MoneyIshrunk: Tees Maar Khan is rich material for a comedy but the Kunder brothers have sucked the life out it.
  • MarzBarz91: Yaar tees maar khan is terrible
  • ManinderJheeta: Tees Maar Khan Dekhna Bhi Bekaar Hai!!
  • loveableadi: TEES MAAR KHAN WORST MVI OF THE YEAR.
  • lijindev: spent TWO+ hours for TEES MAAR KHAN. what a damn absurd film. im so liberal ,so i do give 0/10
  • lavigarcha: Tees maar khan what the shit movie is
  • Kkartweett: Tawayef ki lutthi izzat bachana aur Tees MAar Khan ko dekhna....dono bekaar hai...
  • kiranmanral: Okay. It is official. Do not pay hard earned money to watch Tees Maar Khan.
  • KAMINAMD: TEES MAR KHAN IS NOT A GOOD 1 AGAIN A FLOP I WILL SAY WHERE AS TNS IS GUD 1
  • kalandrisahoo: Watched Tees Mar Khan, Totally waster of time and money, in the similar lines of Action reply, may be action reply was better than this:(
  • kahankakhan: best film:My Name is Khan! Had a message and soul yet enjoyable:) worst film:Tees Maar Khan...
  • jimmykadakia: Tees Maar Khan probably the worst movie of the year, not sure which is worst #TMK or Drona. Though #Sheila Ki Jawani sizzles!
  • jhabarun: Tawayaf ki lut ti izzat bachana or Tees Maar Khan me sense dhundhna....dono bekaar hai
  • jerffinerff: Tees Maar Khan was a silly sort of timepass. Didn't live up to Main Hoon Na or Om Shanti Om. :/ Liked two songs aight.
  • I_Sharat: By the way, Khan o main Khan Tees Maar Khan is a stupid movie. The only thing I liked about the movie is nothing. Oh wait, Shiela ki Jawani
  • impratikshukla: 'Tees Maar Khan' is an apt title for such a film. It means 'after you watch this, slap yourself 30 times to come back to your senses'
  • iampradipta: ''Tees Mar Khan is a bogus film, don't watch it''
  • iamM0HA: Tees Maar Khan the worst film of Farah Khan..
  • hhardiiik: 30 maar khan suck garbage movie............total waste of time...............
  • hardikdedhia: Gone to Tees Maar Khan Fully Pakkao Movie Total Waste!!!
  • GurleenKaur015: How can someone like Tees Maar Khan?? Shit movie it is!
  • gsk231: But for sheila ki jawani,TMK is Farah ki haiwani.Not just Tees Maar Khan... it is All Maar Khan...a hall mark of mass murder of all viewers.
  • GhantaGuy: I have seen Tees Maar Khan and lived to tell the tale. #ACyanidePillWouldHaveBeenBetter
  • filmytown: Tees Maar Khan - Disappoints. First 20 minutes its paisa vasool & includes the Sheela ki jawani song. Later on its loud, dramatic n drags.
  • drbindu: Just saw Tees Maar Khan- Eeeooowww! It shud b renamed Tees Goli Maar
  • drashtibuch: The better the song, the more flop is the movie! Tees Mar Khan is just one of the proofs of the same!
  • DineshCA: what a bakwas movie 'tees mar khan'. Watch only if 'sheila ki jawani' entice you.
  • dheerenjagwani: Tees maar khan...the most annoying movie of the year!!ergh! http://myloc.me/fJEUM
  • dhairya_mk: tees maar khan a total torture #2010memories
  • deshmukhgaurav: I did expect Tees maar khan to be bad, but it has in it, to go all the way to oscars to win the worst movie award.with due respect to sheila
  • debsankar1980: Tees Maar Khan - worst movie..Farha, without ShahRukh, you are nothing...bring back ShahRukh..
  • debasishmisra: Tees Maar Khan. Just watch the song and leave the hall.
  • cljain: Tees Maar khan. To be Awarded The Worst Movie of 2010. Friends please vote
  • chiranjiv_13: tees maar khan de most bakwaas muviiiiiiii.....dats all i can say abt it
  • chandanparsad: Tees Maar Khan movie can be used by Army and police forces to mental Toucher for Terrorist
  • chaitanya1093: tees maar khan ........................................sabse whaiyad movie i had ever seen....................abe kuch toh story rakhi hoti
  • catchdr: Tees maar khan....what a ridiculously stupid endeavor by F.khan...Poor Kat had to sell the movie which even she could not with her charms...
  • cablewala: Never saw a lousier movie than Tees Maar Khan. Meant strictly for kids below 12 and imbeciles. Farah better stick to choreography .
  • Briondale: Watched Tees Maar Khan.. Idiotic, baseless, plot-less, crappy movie... But the sugar point is Sheila.. She is f'king beautiful.. #TMK
  • bhargava_fuhrer: Watch tees maar khan.....totally shit....tooo childish acting...plzzz dnt watch
  • Beyondquotes: Tees maar khan is patheticly pathetic!
  • beepthefreak: Tees Maar Khan!! I dont have words!! Worst movie ever seen! after Om shanti Om!! :) #epicmahafail
  • asoneja: tees maar khan is the most stupid movie farah khan can make
  • asjadnazir: My 2010 high point: Amazing creativity of Love Sex Aur Dhokha low point: Tees Maar Khan. What was your Bollywood high & low point
  • asifimobh: Tees mar khan flop movie
  • Asaggi09: Farah Khan should NOT be allowed to make movies EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!! tees maar khan sucked big time!
  • asadlahory: watchng tees maar khan seems to bakvash film as bjwa said
  • arghya4rn: Tees Maar Khan Sucks...its a waste...
  • AratiKrishna: I cannot believe I just watched Tees Maar Khan. Bullshit !
  • anu91178: Tees Maar Khan: Very enjoyable first half. Second half is unbearable. Overall #fail
  • anmollllgarg: watched tees maar khan, i will never ever like to watch this movie again.................
  • ananya_twit: Please don't go for 'tees maar khan' its a bull sheet movie ..............
  • anandspine: Tees Maar Khan There is no single +ve so can sah even a baf movie is a good review for it dont waste ur time #TMK #medialies
  • amitkarpe: "Tees maar khan" worst movie. #Bollywood #Flop #Copy
  • akshatta: So I watched Tees Maar Khan out of joblessness. Turns out being jobless was way better.
  • AjitKuMarandi: Lovestory 2050 and RGV's AAG are 1000 times better than Tees Maar Khan...
  • AHSAN_20022: tees maar khan utter crap movie . . . .except sheila ki jawani
  • abhshey: even repenting won`t help........people will not forget disaster tees maar khan 4 years now......
  • AbhinaySahu: Two of the most pathetic movie of all time..HOUSEFULL & TEES MAAR KHAN..yukss !!
  • aatifh: If you have a enemy, now is the perfect time to take the revenge. Take him to the movie Tees maar khan. (via @TauqueerS) #tmk
  • aaliqg: saw Tees Maar Khan on cinema just nw damn 3 hours boring programe... :-(
  • 123naveensingh: best movie of yhe year goes to Dabangg and worst movie of the year is none other than Tees Maar Khan..